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    Zed_ got a reaction from undeniable evidence in Sovereign Demolishes EOP for 10 Hours - Kings of Uncapped.   
    my clan doesn't lose either wow, are u sv by any chance?
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    Zed_ reacted to Infinity in Looking for a multi clan. Are you eligible?   
    Post if your eligible. Please tell me to kill myself on the internet so I cry irl ok lol? Gl.
     
     
    Looking for a multi clan to go on multi rag trips with. Will not go ftp events. Will make most midweeks and p2p weekend events. I can offer vidding and help scout on
    trips etc as well. May not be able to make all preps.
     
    List of clans im willing to join. Tell me why i should join your clan. Keep in mind i dont give a fuck if your not recruiting or not so dont bother flaming. Also dont waste my time and kick me 18 hrs after intro like misfits because your rank team Is full of delusional psych patients,etc. I am a maxed ags pure and pk all the time, and asset to basically any clan. All i do is skull trick every day so i would like to join a multi clan to mix pking up a bit. Also dont waste your time trying to tell me to neck myself lol, good luck.
    Eligible Clans:
     
    CD= Tried to join their ts and clan along with 3 members after olympus ddos got banned from teamspeak. Idk if it was spy paranoia related or what but ill give you a chance to redeem yourself. Rank could have had a mental illness or a meth-head perhaps that banned me idk. Rank in that ts that banned me was convinced i was in some random main clan idk brown sticky stuff about. Your likely excluded tbh.
     
    Foe= Lets talk. Sometimes watch streamers in foe that are on twitch as well. Interesting what your clan has to offer.
     
    CP= lets talk.
     
    Ub= Lets talk.
     
    Sv= idk lets talk. Do you guys have mains or pures?
     
    Fearless= Idk who the fuck you are but heard of you? Whats your clan about?
     
    If your clan was not listed and you are eligible or not on the excluded list tell me what your clan has to offer and why people should join your clan.
     
     
    Non-eligible clans/Clanning history. Singles/Multi clan history.
     
    Fatality= awkward ts/animal porn/beastiality. I leaked their ts which was cauliflower, for non profit purposes since the pure community was 39 defence and aids as fuck lol. Pretty much gave up on clanning :/
    Misfits= Kicked yesterday within 18 hours due to spy paranoia/even fi flamed them lmao.
    Ebola= Singles ddos (hah k ddoser.)
    Wolves= Bad.
    Eop= Olympus members joined turned into brown sticky stuff.
    Olympus = Ddosers/memers. (DDOS 5x member on midweek)
    Doom= Scammers/autistic mumblers and retards. Joined after leaving Squad. (not even really an official pure clan tbh) (Mass clan)
    Rage= Spy paranoia/kicked for offering/suggesting questing services.
    Sf= Closed. Was pretty active and fun control pker kept it pretty lit even though he freaked out sometimes aha <3
    Clan x= closed. In this clan for quite a long time. (Leader=X dan)(Founder=some drunk Canadian bastard name jesse)
    Purity= Nh spastics/general spastic clan/retards irl. Leader went to jail for cocaine.
    Apex= Nh spastic bullied into a singles team called #brown sticky stuffline. (#backline/#brown sticky stuffline) (trys to copy frontline) (Notorious for dumping dds on melee prayer with 30 people in ss).
    Squad= Kicked because doom had a leak in their clan and got ddosed like 3 time and finally for my b ring and just decided to join doom to get revenge. They perm banned a lot of members that werent even leaking.
    Supremacy= Poor communication skills/Bad leadership imo.
    Invictus/IV= Joined with a friend got kicked within like 90 minutes for spy paranoia.. they recruited us and 90 minutes later we are spys lmaooo. #fuckingretards.
    DMK= broccoli D BOW CLAN. BAD. ty 4 20x d bow at lava drags.
    AAO= I got kicked because i asked a rank in their clan and said "the fuck nobody pk for? ill just go reddit cc and find pkers ffs" Got banned and killed one of their pures runecrafting, they then brang their whole team of multibots in max, carroted them by zamorak mage in singles, nearly killed them for max lmao. Spastics.
    Notorious pkers singles team= Closed but a great singles team. Dont believe they are pking anymore.
     
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    Zed_ reacted to D o n in Shoutout   
    To the 4 eop and 10 rot kids slave returning only to get tucked in bed after 10 hours lmfao
     
    U just simply can't beat sv in a rag war
     
    Af beaten in 123 hrs
    Tlp beaten in 21 hrs
    Eop bullied after ONLY 10 hrs
     
    Cya at ur trip buddy gonna be more fun
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    Zed_ reacted to Braden in Sovereign Demolishes EOP for 10 Hours - Kings of Uncapped.   
    keyword
     
    former
     
    hahahhaha
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    Zed_ got a reaction from Halloween in Throwback to when the pure community was actually decent..   
    you closed and this was when clanning already was brown sticky stuff how new are you?
     
    Btw the majority of the cancer is just you and your 4 brown ts mutes :/ srry for the truth disliked.
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    Zed_ got a reaction from Halloween in Throwback to when the pure community was actually decent..   
    you closed and this was when clanning already was brown sticky stuff how new are you?
     
    Btw the majority of the cancer is just you and your 4 brown ts mutes :/ srry for the truth disliked.
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    Zed_ got a reaction from Halloween in Throwback to when the pure community was actually decent..   
    you closed and this was when clanning already was brown sticky stuff how new are you?
     
    Btw the majority of the cancer is just you and your 4 brown ts mutes :/ srry for the truth disliked.
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    Zed_ got a reaction from Halloween in Throwback to when the pure community was actually decent..   
    you closed and this was when clanning already was brown sticky stuff how new are you?
     
    Btw the majority of the cancer is just you and your 4 brown ts mutes :/ srry for the truth disliked.
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    Zed_ got a reaction from Halloween in Throwback to when the pure community was actually decent..   
    you closed and this was when clanning already was brown sticky stuff how new are you?
     
    Btw the majority of the cancer is just you and your 4 brown ts mutes :/ srry for the truth disliked.
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    Zed_ got a reaction from Halloween in Throwback to when the pure community was actually decent..   
    you closed and this was when clanning already was brown sticky stuff how new are you?
     
    Btw the majority of the cancer is just you and your 4 brown ts mutes :/ srry for the truth disliked.
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    Zed_ reacted to Kenan N Kel in how to survive a kangaroo attack   
    You should never approach a kangaroo with the intent to do harm. But a kangaroo will, at some point in the near future, try to kill you. Here are some rules that just might save your life.
    1. Never look a kangaroo in the eyes.Like all other large dog breeds, kangaroos have very powerful eyes — almost as powerful as their incredibly powerful legs, arms, hands, and washboard abs. Kangaroos never blink, and will never lose a staring contest. They are also startlingly fit and weirdly attractive. Do not fall in love, or you will be crushed.
    2. Protect your groin and neck.Kangaroos love to go for the groin and the neck. It’s like sweet, delicious candy to them, except instead of chewing on it, they will box it until it’s a fine paste. By no means should you ever allow your groin and neck to be within arm’s reach of the opposing kangaroo.
    Remember: A kangaroo’s full reach is twice as long as its resting wingspan of 16 feet, due to its retractable humerus and ability to swell with rage.
    3. Never be cauliflower enough to use a gun.Adult kangaroos are faster than a bullet, and the presence of shiny metal infuriates them beyond the boundaries of reasonable emotion. Just after you squeeze the trigger, a kangaroo’s octagonal eyes will pick up on the heat register of the bullet leaving the chamber, giving it plenty of time to position itself sideways so it may flick the bullet away with its tail.
    As the old saying goes, “Bringing a gun to a kangaroo fight is like trying to play cat’s cradle with Vienna sausages for fingers.â€
    4. Beware the pouch, for it lures the weak and ignorant.You’re probably wondering what’s inside the kangaroo’s pouch.
    • Weapons? 
    • Fury? 
    • Some sort of throwing acid?
    No, it’s much worse. Inside a kangaroo’s pouch is a nutrient-rich goo used to feed baby joeys, as well as the hundreds of bats that call the pouch home. Even the dumbest kangaroo will know to use these bats as a distraction during battle, forcing you to shelter your eyes from their tiny, flapping wings as the beast lunges for your neck or groin.
    Do not ever get near enough to the pouch to provoke a bat storm—not even to try and steal a handful of delicious nutrient goo.
    5. Do not get crushed.Kangaroos love nothing more than crushing. To avoid being crushed, try to stand out of the kangaroo’s 45-foot wingspan, and for the love of God do not provoke the kangaroo. It will also benefit you greatly to not look at all like the many objects kangaroos love to crush, such as a dog.
    For your reference, here is a complete list of what kangaroos are most likely to crush at any given moment:
    1. Dogs
    2. Dog-shaped rocks
    3. Fresh peaches
    4. Solid metal spheres
    5. Trucks
    6. House boats
    7. Dog kennels 
    8. Buckets, filled with sand
    9. Buckets, empty 
    10. Clowns on stilts
    11. Turkeys 
    12. Ceramics of all sorts
    13. Bushels of hay
    14. Horses and/or large ponies
    15. Trees, singular 
    16. Trees, forests of them
    17. Anything that feeds their incalculable rage 
    18. Anything trying too hard to stay out of their way
    19. Anything hiding, because they smell fear and it smells delicious to them
    20. Garbage cans
    21. Elk mothers
    22. Statues of important women
    23. All other things
    Crushing is a kangaroo’s No. 1 favorite activity, greater even in its mind than hopping or boxing or striking holes in the rocky earth.
    6. Try to soothe their boundless rage.Because it would be impossible to win a physical fight against a kangaroo — even a very old and sick one, which does not exist — the very best way to avoid death is by soothing a kangaroo’s fiery cruelty. Zoologists have identified two key factors that can soothe a kangaroo’s demeanor, and they are:
    1. Watching another animal (preferably a dog) get crushed
    2. Hearing the screams of living beings consumed by fire
    If you can orchestrate either one (or, ideally, both) of these events during your battle with a kangaroo, you may just buy yourself an extra one or two seconds of life before the kangaroo smells your relief and glides in for the kill.
    7. Think like a kangaroo.It might be tempting, as you face your certain demise at the hands of a creature with indescribable strength, to try to outwit a kangaroo. But it is incredibly important to remember that kangaroos possess near-supercomputer intelligence, and have what scientists call a “quantum brain,†capable of stratagems and calculations the very notion of which would fry our primate minds.
    So instead of thinking like a precrushed human, start thinking like a kangaroo.
    • Firstly, view every object in your path as something that could potentially be crushed.
    • Secondly, know only rage and desire, and drain yourself of fear, terror, fright, horror, and most importantly the ability to love.
    • Thirdly, release yourself from the boundaries of stiff matter and allow the elements to penetrate your form so that you may swell to a great and intimidating size. When provoked, kangaroos are known to swell to four, five, or even six thousand times their normal stature, consuming so much air that you’ll struggle for breath and beg for death from crushing.
    8. Avoid kangaroos at all costs.It’s important to recognize the spaces kangaroos inhabit so that you can avoid them for the rest of your life.
    • As you probably know, kangaroos are dependent on two main food groups: crushed dogs, and human misery. If you have a pet dog, get rid of the dog right now. Kangaroos can smell dogs from hemispheres away, and will travel sleeplessly to find one and crush it. And to avoid human misery, just be less sad.
    • It’s also crucial to never cross into Kangaroo City or, god forbid, enter their breeding grounds. Kangaroos are almost constantly mating and are easily provoked while they’re blowing a load.
    Kangaroos are native to Australia, as well as North and South America, and some small yet sizable chunks of Europe, Asia, and Africa, so be sure to avoid those areas, as well as Antartica, where they can easily swim to using their handsome but terrifying legs.
     
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    Zed_ got a reaction from Halloween in Team Complexity Vs Eruption of Pures P2P Mini 2-0   
    watchout iobsession might ddos you for that mini win @@Halloween :/
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    Zed_ reacted to Murd in What? SHITTER is Evolving Again!   
    https://youtu.be/DwexHtnbU68
     
    Now he is perfect for modern day pure clanning!
     
    For anybody who doesn't know, this is a sequal video to the original below
     
     
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    Zed_ reacted to Fanta Orange in sharkbrew legend aka @tesco   
    Hey, if thats not Iobsession aka bhamra attarpal the notorious rsps mini ddoser !!
     
    You know your entire dox with your family and all is live on www.192.com same goes from salmon shakeel over here whoever the fuck that random is.
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    Zed_ reacted to ALB4NIA in @Ruin   
    Lmao this is what we did to your clan, you flame a member that has passed away like you think you actually are something in life, hey do me a favour and check yourself in the mirror. Try not to break the mirror since you dont like yourself. 
     
    @@Moni, ban pls
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    Zed_ reacted to bigmanting in sharkbrew legend aka @tesco   
    Lol isn't his name salmon or something?
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    Zed_ got a reaction from swiftly in What is Rage´s next move?   
    rich coming from TLP who had logs on VR boards asking VR to mass up for f2p saturday rofl!
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    Zed_ got a reaction from Maxx in Regarding COTM/WCOTM GFX   
    "simple", calum's work isn't that simple as you think rofl. Pretty sure he did Doom forums and the amount of time and effort he puts into that isn't worth "50 bucks". He probably makes less than minium wage jobs in terms $/hr. He also told me about two months ago that doing pure GFX is just a complete waste of time for the things he gets requested and the amount people pay for it.
     
    Can't disagree, pures pay what 50$ ish for their forums. If he does the same for private servers they pay him almost triple the amount for less work. 
     
    If everything was so easy there wouldn't be a lack of gfx people in this scene. @@Maxx and calum stick out  easily in their work on websites such as sythe so why would they waste their time here...
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    Zed_ got a reaction from bigmanting in Friday: Alliance Bamboozled On Live Television   
    >mass train mains
    >is proud of it
     
    <doesn't work out
    <cries about it
     
     
    Hows pizza delivery you uneducated chemo head...
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    Zed_ got a reaction from bigmanting in Friday: Alliance Bamboozled On Live Television   
    >mass train mains
    >is proud of it
     
    <doesn't work out
    <cries about it
     
     
    Hows pizza delivery you uneducated chemo head...
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    Zed_ got a reaction from bigmanting in Friday: Alliance Bamboozled On Live Television   
    >mass train mains
    >is proud of it
     
    <doesn't work out
    <cries about it
     
     
    Hows pizza delivery you uneducated chemo head...
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    Zed_ got a reaction from bigmanting in Friday: Alliance Bamboozled On Live Television   
    >mass train mains
    >is proud of it
     
    <doesn't work out
    <cries about it
     
     
    Hows pizza delivery you uneducated chemo head...
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    Zed_ got a reaction from Ir0ny in I GOT TBR TO ADMIT IT WAHAHA   
    idk why you think you're better, you're using a dead member as flame and bait which is more pathetic imo.
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    Zed_ got a reaction from Ir0ny in I GOT TBR TO ADMIT IT WAHAHA   
    idk why you think you're better, you're using a dead member as flame and bait which is more pathetic imo.
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    Zed_ got a reaction from Ir0ny in I GOT TBR TO ADMIT IT WAHAHA   
    idk why you think you're better, you're using a dead member as flame and bait which is more pathetic imo.
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