Bro I will leak my own clan's locs to AAO if they'd wear their own cape and pull more than 20 to a trip. Hit me up, I'm glad to have you come find us rather than searching for your asses at 5 wild.
ILL EVEN LEAK OUR PUBLIC BOARDS FOR AN ADDED BONUS!!
Hey fellow sharkbrewers, its your favorite non bias news reporter again.
I wasn't able to report news for a while due certain bias moderators taking a way my freedom of speech and banning any sort of negativity towards the islamic state of TLM. It felt like the islamic state of TLM turned his focus onto propaganda instead of fighting for what they believe. Which is understandable because their believe is that they are a relevant pure clan, and they can't make this happen if they are banned from the wilderness by the united nations of Sovereign.
the united nations of Sovereign have been aware that TLM has been trying to re-create a islamic caliphate after this disturbing image was caught by one of the spyware leaks within their organization
Now lets get right into the news of last nights Massacre. Sovereign's high advanced technology spyware has found a leak in the islamic caliphate of TLM. The united nations of Sovereign quickly dropped a massive bomb right on top of TLM's leader hanuman (viewer discrection is advised).
After TLM's leader was down @ quickly called the flank attack to clean up the rest of the The Lost Terrorists who were completely suprised and went down quicker than @@Braden running laps and @@BarrageKyle 's haircut.
The second attack from the united nations of Sovereign on the caliphate was much worse than any person ever could imagine. One of the biggest disgrace you could give to the islamic state of TLM is giving them the big purple dick and making them scream oink oink. But due the fact @@Hanuman was enjoying it we realised we aren't dealing with religious people because god hates bundle of twigss.
We have yet to found out why they are using the Islam as a way to recruit more brainwashed dropouts to spread their lies and hopes.
And ofcourse last but not least!
After the united nations of Sovereign removed the Terrorists twice from the Wilderness they decided to pay them a visit at the wilderness ditch. Which resulted into TLM running to al-kharid in hope to use their guerrilla warfare tactic but The United Nations of Sovereign were to high of smoking grey hats that they weren't going to fall for some failed bomb attack of TLP.
The Lost Terrorists now realising that Sovereign is to high from smoking them saw an opportunity to attack the FoE rebels who were down 15~!
But The united nations of Sovereign heard about this attack and decided to help FoE out while being high asf, but the FoE rebels clearly practised their guerrilla warfare and somehow managed to beat TLM down ~15 before Sovereign's rag squad arrived. The Lost Terrorists tried to call Ancient Fury but their fighting style is to ancient to handle Sovereign and they got banned out aswell.
Eruption of Corruption wanted to aid The Lost Terrorists after they publicly announced their support to the Islamic caliphate of TLM.
But @@Thimaah forgot to confirm with callers and ended up having to go back to safe ground.
You're like 14 years old with a squeeky rat voice that visits sv teamspeak and begs and is to afraid to speak up. Lmfao, talking about being broccolied and autistic you're legit the definition of both forum warrior.
Tell your reject friends to come on TS so I can record you disgusting squeeky rat voice and make you choke like you did in genesis when you tried to use your mic and got bullied ever since for using it.