Romance

Zenith pulled 115 and Rev pulled 15.
 

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January 23rd, 2022: Today we massed up 40 Godkings and literally fucking smoked Fatality & Blunt Purez down to the filter.

 
For the entirety of this glorious trip, we camped and harassed Fatality and Blunt Purez. Each and every round of inners they started at Boneyard was immediately hit with a cease and desist in the form of Apex crashing. There's no need for me to write paragraphs, as the previous two sentences sum the trip up to a tee. If you need the director's cut, please refer to our two Emmy-Nominated videos found below.
 
Rage quit avoiding and put up a fight next weekend you fucking pussies. We took your Saturdays, and now you hide from us on Sundays. You know your clan is shit when you spend an entire month on Christmas break recruiting Venezuelans, and have Onslaught close into you just to pull 28 on the weekends.
 
 
Grats Apex.
 

 

 
 


 











 

🤣🤣 Lets see what kind of propaganda rage leadership can come up to explain the following 2 photos  🤣🤣
@Royce @IRoss @Grey Wolf @Broxxx @Beltholder @pooplord
 
APEX POV

 
rage pov

 
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LMFAO

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January 16th, 2022: Today we massed up 40 Godkings and perfected Rage in the Cleanest 1v1 of 2022.
 
On the topic of Rage (Ayuda/Heroes) I'd like to say first and foremost that their 8th Venezuelan recruiting campaign since opening seems to be going miserable. After we ended Blunt Purez and Fatality's inners at Vet'ion, Rage finally decided to show face. To their surprise however, Fatality and Blunt Purez didn't come back to help them. Revenant didn't come (their audio got leaked today for the second time in 48 hours). Heroes didn't come (probably looting a fight somewhere to pay their electricity bills). BC didn't come, Clumpa didn't come, and not a single ally came to help the Cubs. This left them in the CLEANEST 1V1 OF 2022 VS. APEX, which did NOT go well for them! 😂


 
After putting our dogs in their place, the remainder of the trip we went and ended each and every inners session Blunt Purez and Fatality tried setting up. If you want to see what it looks like to put two clans on a leash simultaneously, just watch one of the videos below. Also shout out to Blunt Purez for the donation today!


 
Rage, know thy place dogs 😂. Grats Apex.
 

 

 
 


 


































 

So are you admitting in front of the entire pure clan that Apex did in fact close your clan.
RIP OG 2021-2021

There is only one rule in pure clanning and it's simple; don't be anti-Apex. The almighty sharks are a forgiving bunch, but our mercy has its limits. Onslaught found this out the hard way as all their hard work over the last few years to build up to 20 belligerent apes ended in tears and confusion. Nonetheless I have to tip my hat to Onslaught for becoming the very first OSRS clan to close without a single notable achievement.
 
 

 
 
 
 
 Now the million dollar question is which Anti Apex clan will close next.
 

There is only one rule in pure clanning and it's simple; don't be anti-Apex. The almighty sharks are a forgiving bunch, but our mercy has its limits. Onslaught found this out the hard way as all their hard work over the last few years to build up to 20 belligerent apes ended in tears and confusion. Nonetheless I have to tip my hat to Onslaught for becoming the very first OSRS clan to close without a single notable achievement.
 
 

 
 
 
 
 Now the million dollar question is which Anti Apex clan will close next.
 

Ok let’s be real here. Short summary of what has happened this year. Rage decided to main infest the scene with their own mains the past year and a half, the Venezuelans, rev, and other main teams. They thought Apex seemed like an easy target.. well, Apex beat  them at their own game, and now all they do is cry saying how unfair it is. Keep telling your members Apex only wins bc of Rot. Keep thinking that. Today’s clean 1 v 1 showed your members exactly what you were hoping they would never realize...Apex can put you in a death choke whenever they choose to.

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December 12th, 2021: Today we headed out with 44 Godkings (peaking at 50) for the last P2P Sunday Trip of the year.
 
What can I say, I never thought a clan could be so dominant. After making Rage, Fatality and Terror completely cancel their Saturday trips to hide in Ferox Enclave, we completely obliterated them today. Not only did we desecrate Rage at GDZ and Spider Hill, we also decided to leak their audio! Jizzle being the submissive dog he is, let his clan continually insult him after he had a mental breakdown mid-trip!
 

 
Rage had the audacity to try and 1v1 Apex, without Heroes, Revenant, Clumpa, BC, Onslaught, Blunt Purez, or Fatality. The resulting beating we gave them was by far the worst atrocity committed since the Holocaust. I have never witnessed such a 1 sided, uncontested assbeating. We ran our dogs from GDZ Hut all the way to Spider Hill. The slaughter lasted nearly 30 minutes, before Rage called it quits and headed out. 



 
After obliterating quite possibly the worst quality clan in the scene, we went and cleared up Blunt Purez and Fatality at Sperm Hill. The weak leadership in both of these clans always leaves fights when things get tough, so no one was surprised when we ended their fight in under 3 minutes.


 
To end the pure communities last trip of 2021, we went and further asserted out dominance at GDZ. With Rage being on their last leg, and Blunt Purez equally as abysmal, it was no surprise they decided to share a CC today. Even with two clans in 1 CC, we absolutely shit on them. After another hour and a half of punishment for the two victim clans in a merged CC, they called it quits and headed out once again. 




 
Apex is unstoppable, always has been always will be. You dogs need to find a new strategy, because this shit isn't working for you.
 
See you victims in 2022. Grats Apex.
 

 

 
 
 


 





























 

You pulled more than Fatality, Ly, BP, Rage, Rev, and BC combined. Nicely done Z.
 

You pulled more than Fatality, Ly, BP, Rage, Rev, and BC combined. Nicely done Z.
 

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October 31st, 2021: Today we headed out with 34 Godkings (peaking at 40) for an unofficial harassment session.
 
With Rage and Fatality cancelling their weekend trips, we decided to set our sights on BP. They set up a PKRI with Jumpstreet, and we crashed it as soon as it started. We walked these dogs from FoG all the way to Vet'ion. After running around the wilderness for 30 minutes, they decided to settle down and try their luck at Chaos Altar. For the next 5 hours we farmed the living shit out of BP, rage & rev ranks, 7 BC members, and "a few" clumpa victims. Although they started with 30, they ended with a mere 4. After 2000+ kills, and 50m+ in donations, they'd had enough punishment and called it a day.
 
 

 
 Grats Apex.
 

 

 
 
























 
 

Apex massed 25 shooters on October 26th, 2021 for a first to 50 VS FS. We got better and better each round, ending with a very dominant Round 3. Jizzle stopped by to rap some tunes *Easter egg in video*.
R1: 50 - 44
R2: 50 - 43
R3: 50 - 34
 
 

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October 24th, 2021: Today we headed out with 43 Godkings (peaking at 45) for our P2P Sunday Trip
 
We started off today's trip by farming BP at GDZ's. Their numbers dwindled down while they broke and ran to gap to eventually tele Edge. Not sure why BP thinks they can get free action without Daddy Apex finding out but you can blame Vortex for that.

After we demoralized BP at GDZ's, Rage and FI attempted to sneak in some action at Boneyard and.. you can guess what happened next.
 
Rage left the capes at bank but we still smelled the rats, we cleared Rage in 2 seconds, FI attempted to fight back and got chased to pond (typical 2v1) getting farmed and laughed at.. running like headless chickens but they eventually knew their place and tele'd to edge.. know your place FI.

After clearing Rage and FI at boneyard.. they attempted to regroup and fight again but the fights only lasted 30 seconds. Seems like Anti-Apex is starting to learn what happens when they don't sign the permission slip. 

BP later tried to mass up and fight at GDZ's thinking once again that we wouldn't find out.. @loc Tony Duck CC btw, who did that? Apex did that. We ended their fights, bullying OG out of GDZ's and forcing BP to call the Anti-Apex alliance. Extremely awkward voice chat BP, who got Vortex shaking like that? 

Extremely easy for Apex today, Anti-Apex doesn't know the next move. We're always 10 steps ahead kids.

Once again Anti-Apex demoralized, 0 impact. 

While you hide and cry, We hunt. Grats Apex.
 

 

 

 


 







 

I'm going to say this as soberly as possible; humble yourself. There is no such thing as "Anti OG" you're at best an irrelevant side character in a wider rivalry.

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October 17th, 2021: Today we headed out with 48 Godkings (peaking at 50) for our P2P Sunday Trip
 
First of all (hold up let me finish up this bear meat I threw on the grill) we started off by killing one of the weakest but loudest clans in the scene Aka The OG's "Old Goofs"
Rage was just north of 26 hill but they ain't want the smoke 😞 POOR TEDDY BEARS! HOLD ON TO YOUR GLORIES TIGHT.
 
We used our ultra scouting senses which led us to 26 Hill and bullied their fight Vs BP forcing BP to run south towards Ghost Hut. The BP kids noticed the Almighty Green Sharks crashing and took a sip of their Stamina potions.. knowing that BP couldn't do anything about it WE FINISHED THEIR PLATE and destroyed OG. See ya BP/OG.. no action for you. 

We rushed over to GDZ's finding OG and BP once again hopelessly trying to give action to their poor members, but that didn't happen 😞. History repeats itself but this time BP and OG got smoked together, awkward voice chat.. How does it feel to be anti-apex? They got insta farmed at the heart of GDZ and west of it and east of it.. GDZ was nfs for Anti-apex, One of our members needed to train mage so we told him to get out of N Range and come barrage. Thanks for the EXP. Gonna include you in the next 1-99 Magic tutorial Guide HAHA.

Once again, something doesnt feel right. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF ANTI-APEX?!

We put our ultra scouting senses to overdrive and for the remainder of this trip we ruined Rage's Anni. Ironic right? Celebrating the day you opened on a day that made you think about closing. BP tried to get some action in CA and The Almighty sharks chased them to all the way to FOG. While chasing them we noticed Rage trying to sneak a hit from our flanks and we insta focused Rage. We farmed Rage and then BP abandoned them (just like FI did 😞 ) causing Rage to pull it back to wherever they came from and insta tele. Poor Teddy bears, what will you do now? Put you brave faces on. 
 
After consistently dominating the wilderness.. Anti-Apex realized there was no other option but to relocate. Falador, here we come! Rage tried to get some clean action but how are you going to do that? Your members are cashing out, its too late. We noticed the teddy bears just North of Fally and wrapped them which ultimately led to there doom. OG fed us the entire trip and then fed us some more in Fally. IT DOESNT STOP THERE,   FI (welcome btw) tried to crash our fight from fally park and literally ended in a 30 man clump forcing them to tele out to edge and retry (another failed attempt) really awkward TS after that one. Stay in ur place FI.

We then got in a massive return fight Vs Anti-Apex and won. Apex wins again.


While you cry and hide, We hunt.
 Grats Apex.
 
 

 

 


 



























 
 

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October 26th, 2021: Today we headed out with 40 Godkings (peaking at 42) for our F2P Saturday Trip
 
We started off today's trip by fighting Zenith at Ghost Hut, nice clean action but we had a small issue we quickly resolved.. (you probably already guessed it) Anti-apex tried to crash. They came in 1-item (the whole trip ) so it only took 30 seconds to clear them up and continue fighting.

After Revenant suffered another failed attempt at crashing Apex's fight, they got demoralized and cried in mass rag discord asking for more people to help. Few seconds after we went back to dominating Zenith at Bandits... GUESS WHAT? Anti-apex back at it again! these little Revenant kids returned (and eventually broke) after realizing they were making 0 impact. Put your brave face on Revenant  Another failed attempt.

But wait.. something isn't right. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF ANTI-APEX?

Using our deluxe world tracker, we found some fucking rats just East of Chaos Altar trying to get some clean action for their members (Rage + FI) but they didn't ask Apex for permission. We rushed Chaos Altar with 40 Sharks and FI without second thinking it told there members to spam click there energy pots and run to Ferox ASAP. FI failed to even AC their own fights and left behind Rage to get slaughtered, awkward...
 
Anyways we crucified Rage and then proceeded to leak their audio (see below).
 
 
When is it ever a good day to be Anti-Apex? There never is. You're reading this topic demoralized punching the air 😂
Great day to be a fucking Shark.
Grats Apex.
 

 

 
 

 
 
 

 

To absolutely no one's surprise, cracks are starting to show at Rage headquarters. Long time Rage leader "Abraham" has called it quits and gave up on his mediocre spy infested clan. Less than a month ago, Rage was handed 15 recruits from Legacy. Their pulls increased for two weeks, but here we are again. Struggling to get 30 people online for Sunday trips, having to cancel scheduled GMT PKRIs, being forced by their officials to join merged CCs with BP, and doing 2v1 PKRIs (20 Onslaught & 10 Rage vs. 35 Fatality). Who else do you think will step down before they close?
 

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October 10th, 2021: Today we headed out with 40 Godkings (peaking at 45) for our P2P Sunday Trip
 
What can I say, another Sunday another undisputed W. 

The forever slumping cubs (who peaked 29 today) tried having a 3-way cluster at GDZ and we immediately put an end to it. Knowing Onslaught, Fatality and Rage would all hold hands we dropped the gear and still managed to clear the cubs in under 2 minutes. After they ran like the dogs they are, we headed out and prepared to crash their next fight.


Another cripple-alliance fight was taking place at West Bandits so we swiftly went to end it. We logged in on Rage from the west, forcing them to teleport and leave yet another fight in under 30 seconds. Fatality tried to stay and fight for an impressive 60 seconds, but they too soon realized they had no chance, so they teleported out.
 
We used our world class worldtracker to fight a fight at Ditch which we decided to go hit. Took a staff off of BP, and ended the fight promptly.
 


 
The remainder of the trip, we made light work of the newly formed victim alliance consisting of PD, Onslaught, Rage and Blunt Purez. Although they openly shared a CC, we absolutely gaped them. The slaughter lasted over half an hour. Who put Onslaught and Blunt Purez in the same CC ? And why are Rage officials proud of being forced into a community CC just to lose ?






Even though the scene's most useless clans mass joined a CC, they were still no match for the almighty sharks.

 
Next time try and put a fight Rage . Grats Apex.
 

 

 
 
 


 













 

The entire pure world trembles before your monstrous 17 man pull.
 

September 12th, 2021: Today we headed out with 41 Godkings (Peaking at 46) for our P2P Sunday Trip.
 
We started our lucrative and action packed trip with a fight vs. Zenith north of Falador. No one attempted to crash the fight for 10+ minutes and the lead went back and forth while we battled. Eventually Fatality made the poor decision to crash our fight, and proceeded to suicide to us for the next half an hour. During the slaughter, Legacy also made a few short appearances. We saw Rage for a couple minutes, but they just sat Falador tele-spot and sniped returners for some reason while sharing a cape with BC, Revenant and Heroes. Thanks Fatality for the donations, reminds me of@Fazeylast weekend.


 
After clearing the entirety of the scene from Falador, we set up another fight with Zenith at Boneyard. Within a couple minutes the slumping 5-clan merger consisting of Revenant (got their audio leaked today😂), BC (they cosplay raggers), Rage (terribly slumped scene-transitioning XLPC clan), AF (dumb dutch dogs who tried macing and then broke first after making no impact with their 15 man pull) Heroes (3rd world victims who suicide for 2m a weekend) decided to crash all in the same CC and cape. The scrap lasted over an hour, but eventually (per usual) the 5-clan merger broke one by one. In under 90 minutes, all 5 clans had scurried away with their tails between their legs. Maybe try six clans next weekend💀
 
Stay easy you victims, and Grats Apex.
 

 

 
 
 
 

 























 

September 6th, 2021: Today we heard slumping leak infested Rage was planning on having a PKRI so we made sure to swiftly end it and torture them in the process.
 
Rage and Terror were having what appeared to be a 20v20 west of Chaos Altar, so we rushed Rage from the west, instantly sending them packing to singles.

 
We gave them a solid 5 minutes to call all of their allies while we camped them in singles, we knew they'd need help.


 
We headed east to multi and stood our ground at Corp Hill. Revenant, BC & Heroes couldn't save Rage just like always. We kept a clean 70+ in game the entire fight, while Rage, Revenant, BC & Heroes combined peaked at 47. The pictures and videos speak for themselves.




 
We caught these dogs trying to get a fake ending like always and swiftly put an end to it!


 
That was the most embarrassing thing I've seen all year Rage lmfao! Grats Apex.
 

 

 


 










 

No way did you upload a POV that shows you running away to singles (or teleporting) every time Apex rushed you.
 

August 15th, 2021: Today we headed out with 45 Godkings (Peaking at 55) for our P2P Sunday Trip.
 
Today we decided to extend our warm welcome to the new Legacy refugees in Rage. Camping the slumping Cubs is a pretty enjoyable past-time. However we were a little let down today, as we couldn't get them to leave singles. With Abraham and Jizzle crying on mic, and Broxx refusing to use his mic, it was a very awkward trip for the infested Cubs.

 
To keep things short and sweet, we banned the Cubs from multi. We sent them scrambling east to singles at Bandits.

 
We camped them in singles east of Ferox until they logged out.

 
We bullied them off Corp Hill in 2 minutes.

 
We made them sit in a safezone for 15 minutes at Ditch.



 
We made sure they weren't allowed to leave singles for the entire trip. I'm sure your new members are having a great time! See you dogs next weekend.
 
Big shout out to Get A Bind for donating his AGS & Ornament Kit today!
 

 
Rage + Rev + BC + Heroes got victimized and ended (again).  Grats Apex.