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King Berry

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  1. What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on brown sticky stuff clans, and carroted over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a scimitar of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another pile of maggots. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a bow, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll brown sticky stuff fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now

    1. Hansis
    2. Father Justin
    3. Jim

      Jim

      This isn't even a copypaste? God bless

  2. What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on brown sticky stuff clans, and carroted over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a scimitar of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another pile of maggots. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a bow, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll brown sticky stuff fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now

  3. yo redo i lagged at 2v2

    1. Persian Tom

      Persian Tom

      @ham what a nub clutch would be disappointed

  4. I bet you didn't see this coming. Jared will be bringing it back and is ready to lead us to victory on Fatality's battlefield. You all know what this man is capable of doing and I wonder if he will show even the slightest amount of mercy on other clans. It is said that his scim pushes replicate 3x the power of an erupting volcano as his voice trembles the brittle trees of the wilderness. I wish other clans the best of luck.

  5. [21:48:03] i heard they play soccer with plastic bags in pakistan

    1. Tyrone

      Tyrone

      fwsdfgrtgdfadgvr

  6. do i get elder in eop

  7. the moment we accepted to live without each other... is like saying how can the earth exist without the sun... @dull

  8. Had my first potato masher sexual encounter last night. Couldn't say my desires weren't fulfilled.

  9. [CP]Victory: CP are 4-1 (5-1 if they beat Foe tonight) which puts them at a 100% win rate.

    1. Corn_husker

      Corn_husker

      posting random statuses wont save u btw

       

  10. Witch_Baba: BE GONE EVIL SPIRITS!!!!!!!! LISPALAKAZAMADHDABRAKADABRAMUTAGENWEEZY BE GONE!!

  11. »Sat/11:00:37 PM« our members r really bad

  12. [CP]Victory: CP are 4-1 (5-1 if they beat Foe tonight) which puts them at a 100% win rate.

  13. [EoP]Solo_K1ng> im so fucking happy [EoP]Solo_K1ng> holy brown sticky stuff [EoP]Solo_K1ng> i literally wanna go out naked [EoP]Solo_K1ng> and knock out some guy

  14. This this just the start lads we have worked fucking hard for this. We have lost a lot of preps and it can be very depressing but this why we're Redemption, may this be one of many preps we win. EOP we're coming for you ugly bitch ass cunts

  15. This this just the start lads we have worked fucking hard for this. We have lost a lot of preps and it can be very depressing but this why we're Redemption, may this be one of many preps we win. EOP we're coming for you ugly bitch ass cunts

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