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    Deserie got a reaction from Rosters in [Declaration] Apex vs. Misfits 50v50 Minimum P2P & F2P Prep   
    You are representing your clan in an official capacity and have the authority to arrange preps/fullouts
    Yes.
      You can only declare against 1 clan per month
    Apex vs. Misfits 50v50 Minimum F2P & P2P Prep. 50v50 is a reasonable request considering they pulled 60 yesterday for a F2P Prep vs. Terror.




      You can only declare before the 14th on every month, 11:59pm EST time
      Clans being declared on must accept before the last day of the month or they will suffer a 3-0 loss that counts to the COTM System.
    @Yaz
      You are free to arrange your fight time, but should negotiations fail, the default time will fall before just before the weekend trip of the appropriate fight time, i.e. Saturday for F2P, Sunday for P2P
    Accept by May 21st, 2023.
      Rules: 50v50 Minimum (no invites, no multiclanners, no exceptions). 1 Defence Banned Items:
    - Voidwaker
    - Crystal Bow
    - Bow of Faerdhinen
    - Nightmare Staff (with or without orbs) 
    - Venom
    - Spears
    - Defenders
    - Hasta
    - Toxic Blowpipe
    - God Spells
    - Mithril Seeds
    - Vengeance Other
    - Ancient Godsword
    - Dark Bow 
    - Osmumten's Fang
    - Ancient Sceptre
    - Webweaver Bow
    - Ursine Chainmace
  2. Good Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from Grey Wolf in Apex vs. Terror 16v16 P2P Big Mini | 2-0 Sets   
    Massed up 20+ Sharks to feast on Wolfs just like previous 4 miniatures. Open eyes.
     
     
  3. Poor Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from Jus10 in Apex vs. Terror 16v16 P2P Big Mini | 2-0 Sets   
    @Khan @nawe @Jus10 @blitz ltd sup pussies care to boost my post count with tears again or no?
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    Deserie got a reaction from Jus10 in Apex vs. Terror 16v16 P2P Big Mini | 2-0 Sets   
    @Khan @nawe @Jus10 @blitz ltd sup pussies care to boost my post count with tears again or no?
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    Deserie reacted to barcode leader in REVENANT CONSUMES VR X5 (60MAN GWASBALL WITH AUDIO)   
    ALL THAT TALK 🤣
    @Cera S6@Robelink@THE BRITISH EMPIRE
     
     
     
  6. Good Banter
    Deserie reacted to Nerdy in Clueless Fatality Veteran Challenges APEX GODQUEEN [CLEARED ON VIDEO IN 3 HOURS]   
    Fatality Veteran  "@Khan" decided to "lock in" with a GODQUEEN and quickly got put in his place tapping out in 3 hours??????

     
    THE START (feeling strong?)

    2.5 HOURS (signs of breaking)

    3 HOURS (the break)
     
     
     

    @nawe @Lee @Brazil@Htown@ELEKTHEGREAT @Tiko @Fi Terrorist@Punksurely you can do better????
     
     
  7. Poggers
    Deserie reacted to Jamie ツ in Apex vs. Terror 30v30 F2P Prep 3-0 | February 10th, 2022   
    f2p preps making a possible comeback in 2022? nice event sharks
  8. Thanks
    Deserie got a reaction from B S A in Apex vs. Terror 30v30 F2P Prep 3-0 | February 10th, 2022   


     
    February 10th, 2022: Today we massed up 32 GODKINGS for our scheduled F2P Prep vs Terror. In a dominating fashion, we took home all 3 rounds. Thanks for the free smoke Terror!
     

     

    25v25
    WIN
    Apex Ending - 14
     

    26v26
    WIN
    Apex Ending - 15
     

    25v25
    WIN
    Apex Ending - 9
     
    #1 P2P/F2P. Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     
     
     
     

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    Deserie got a reaction from Bryce in P2P SUNDAY = 41 GODKINGS VAPORIZE BP FT. 29 CUBS & 37 WEEBS   



     
    February 6th, 2022: Today we massed up 41 Godkings and vaporized Blunt Purez while slumped clans Fatality & Rage hid all trip.

     
    Key takeaways from today's trip:
     
    - Apex camped Blunt Purez the entire trip today (Rage didn't pull enough to set up fights with anyone, Fatality were either singles or lobbied the whole trip). At one point Apex ran Blunt Purez from Gap all the way to Corp Hill, see the video below for more details. Baiting for BC and PD only works if they actually come to help!
     
    - Rage peaked at an impressive 29 Cubs for the only event they had this week. It's no coincidence their topic doesn't show TeamSpeak numbers.
     
    - Fatality managed to have their lowest pull yet this year, likely due to getting smited for Saturdays by Apex, and losing PCL 0-4 yesterday.
     
    -@IRossgot promoted to Open CC Manager and decided to show off in his PoV today. Good one Ross!
     

     
    Please pray for Rage, Fatality and Blunt Purez. God knows they need it.  . Grats Apex.
     

     

     


     
















     

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    Deserie reacted to Nerdy in APEX'S OFFICIAL STATEMENT TO FATALITY (WILL THEY RESPOND??)   
    WE WILL WAIT  FOR YOUR RESPONSE LMFAO 
    @nawe @Lee @Jus10  @Htown @ELEKTHEGREAT@Pwn  @J 1 2 3 @Fi Terrorist @Brews

     
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    Deserie got a reaction from mkd in P2P SUNDAY ≡ 40 GODKINGS RKO FATALITY & BLUNT PUREZ FT. RAGE(HEROES/AYUDA) STUCK IN CUSTOMS   



     
    January 23rd, 2022: Today we massed up 40 Godkings and literally fucking smoked Fatality & Blunt Purez down to the filter.

     
    For the entirety of this glorious trip, we camped and harassed Fatality and Blunt Purez. Each and every round of inners they started at Boneyard was immediately hit with a cease and desist in the form of Apex crashing. There's no need for me to write paragraphs, as the previous two sentences sum the trip up to a tee. If you need the director's cut, please refer to our two Emmy-Nominated videos found below.
     
    Rage quit avoiding and put up a fight next weekend you fucking pussies. We took your Saturdays, and now you hide from us on Sundays. You know your clan is shit when you spend an entire month on Christmas break recruiting Venezuelans, and have Onslaught close into you just to pull 28 on the weekends.
     
     
    Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     


     











     

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    Deserie got a reaction from mkd in P2P SUNDAY ≡ 40 GODKINGS RKO FATALITY & BLUNT PUREZ FT. RAGE(HEROES/AYUDA) STUCK IN CUSTOMS   



     
    January 23rd, 2022: Today we massed up 40 Godkings and literally fucking smoked Fatality & Blunt Purez down to the filter.

     
    For the entirety of this glorious trip, we camped and harassed Fatality and Blunt Purez. Each and every round of inners they started at Boneyard was immediately hit with a cease and desist in the form of Apex crashing. There's no need for me to write paragraphs, as the previous two sentences sum the trip up to a tee. If you need the director's cut, please refer to our two Emmy-Nominated videos found below.
     
    Rage quit avoiding and put up a fight next weekend you fucking pussies. We took your Saturdays, and now you hide from us on Sundays. You know your clan is shit when you spend an entire month on Christmas break recruiting Venezuelans, and have Onslaught close into you just to pull 28 on the weekends.
     
     
    Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     


     











     

  14. Poor Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from Canny pk in P2P SUNDAY ≡ 40 GODKINGS PERFECT RAGE(HEROES/AYUDA) 1V1 FT. FATALITY & BP CARDIO TRAINING   



     
    January 16th, 2022: Today we massed up 40 Godkings and perfected Rage in the Cleanest 1v1 of 2022.
     
    On the topic of Rage (Ayuda/Heroes) I'd like to say first and foremost that their 8th Venezuelan recruiting campaign since opening seems to be going miserable. After we ended Blunt Purez and Fatality's inners at Vet'ion, Rage finally decided to show face. To their surprise however, Fatality and Blunt Purez didn't come back to help them. Revenant didn't come (their audio got leaked today for the second time in 48 hours). Heroes didn't come (probably looting a fight somewhere to pay their electricity bills). BC didn't come, Clumpa didn't come, and not a single ally came to help the Cubs. This left them in the CLEANEST 1V1 OF 2022 VS. APEX, which did NOT go well for them! 😂


     
    After putting our dogs in their place, the remainder of the trip we went and ended each and every inners session Blunt Purez and Fatality tried setting up. If you want to see what it looks like to put two clans on a leash simultaneously, just watch one of the videos below. Also shout out to Blunt Purez for the donation today!


     
    Rage, know thy place dogs 😂. Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     


     


































     

  15. Poor Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from Canny pk in P2P SUNDAY ≡ 40 GODKINGS PERFECT RAGE(HEROES/AYUDA) 1V1 FT. FATALITY & BP CARDIO TRAINING   



     
    January 16th, 2022: Today we massed up 40 Godkings and perfected Rage in the Cleanest 1v1 of 2022.
     
    On the topic of Rage (Ayuda/Heroes) I'd like to say first and foremost that their 8th Venezuelan recruiting campaign since opening seems to be going miserable. After we ended Blunt Purez and Fatality's inners at Vet'ion, Rage finally decided to show face. To their surprise however, Fatality and Blunt Purez didn't come back to help them. Revenant didn't come (their audio got leaked today for the second time in 48 hours). Heroes didn't come (probably looting a fight somewhere to pay their electricity bills). BC didn't come, Clumpa didn't come, and not a single ally came to help the Cubs. This left them in the CLEANEST 1V1 OF 2022 VS. APEX, which did NOT go well for them! 😂


     
    After putting our dogs in their place, the remainder of the trip we went and ended each and every inners session Blunt Purez and Fatality tried setting up. If you want to see what it looks like to put two clans on a leash simultaneously, just watch one of the videos below. Also shout out to Blunt Purez for the donation today!


     
    Rage, know thy place dogs 😂. Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     


     


































     

  16. Poor Banter
    Deserie reacted to OGs in Rage's Sunday, Funday | eradicating Apex, VR and Sicarios   
    Apex in a box? l0000l
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    Deserie reacted to 5sizes in Rage's Sunday, Funday | eradicating Apex, VR and Sicarios   
    damn rage has fallen far LMFAO
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    Deserie reacted to Grey Wolf in Rage's Sunday, Funday | eradicating Apex, VR and Sicarios   
    clan-rage.com | Discord: discord.gg/ragebears | ts.clan-rage.com | ''Clan Rage'' cc

    43 Bears set out today to KYP the opposition.  We have beaten Sicarios like a Pinata. We have obliterated Apex mains and whatever VR cared to mass up. 


    Just a few highlights of the trip:


    We gwassballered Apexes 20 man pull.



    We smoked Sicarios with the quickness


     
    We smokered Hydra at bandits



    Miala:
     
     
    Brain:
     

















     








  20. Poor Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from Canny pk in P2P SUNDAY ≡ 40 GODKINGS PERFECT RAGE(HEROES/AYUDA) 1V1 FT. FATALITY & BP CARDIO TRAINING   



     
    January 16th, 2022: Today we massed up 40 Godkings and perfected Rage in the Cleanest 1v1 of 2022.
     
    On the topic of Rage (Ayuda/Heroes) I'd like to say first and foremost that their 8th Venezuelan recruiting campaign since opening seems to be going miserable. After we ended Blunt Purez and Fatality's inners at Vet'ion, Rage finally decided to show face. To their surprise however, Fatality and Blunt Purez didn't come back to help them. Revenant didn't come (their audio got leaked today for the second time in 48 hours). Heroes didn't come (probably looting a fight somewhere to pay their electricity bills). BC didn't come, Clumpa didn't come, and not a single ally came to help the Cubs. This left them in the CLEANEST 1V1 OF 2022 VS. APEX, which did NOT go well for them! 😂


     
    After putting our dogs in their place, the remainder of the trip we went and ended each and every inners session Blunt Purez and Fatality tried setting up. If you want to see what it looks like to put two clans on a leash simultaneously, just watch one of the videos below. Also shout out to Blunt Purez for the donation today!


     
    Rage, know thy place dogs 😂. Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     


     


































     

  21. Good Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from Adam Son in Onslaught Case Study: When Threatening Apex Backfires [RIP]   
    your clan closed do not cry about it 🤣
  22. Poggers
    Deserie reacted to Nerdy in RAGE FOR MAX   
    TY FOR MAX RAGE NEVER FUCKING STEP FOOT IN MY CAVES AGAIN LMFAO
     


    @Royce @Beltholder @Grey Wolf@Treehugger28
  23. Good Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from Zenith E-Girl in RAGE FOR MAX   
    Wow, first we take @Edgifor 2B, and we leak Rage's audio last Sunday, and then we take them for another 40m! Not a good look @Grey Wolf@who dun it@Royce @Treehugger28 @Beltholder
  24. Good Banter
    Deserie got a reaction from SoulTalker in P2P SUNDAY ≡ 50 SHARKS END 2021 BY ENDING RAGE AND LEAKING THEIR AUDIO   
    If you helped your clan as much as you cried you might be worth something you fucking pussy 😂
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    Deserie got a reaction from B S A in P2P SUNDAY ≡ 50 SHARKS END 2021 BY ENDING RAGE AND LEAKING THEIR AUDIO   



     
    December 12th, 2021: Today we headed out with 44 Godkings (peaking at 50) for the last P2P Sunday Trip of the year.
     
    What can I say, I never thought a clan could be so dominant. After making Rage, Fatality and Terror completely cancel their Saturday trips to hide in Ferox Enclave, we completely obliterated them today. Not only did we desecrate Rage at GDZ and Spider Hill, we also decided to leak their audio! Jizzle being the submissive dog he is, let his clan continually insult him after he had a mental breakdown mid-trip!
     

     
    Rage had the audacity to try and 1v1 Apex, without Heroes, Revenant, Clumpa, BC, Onslaught, Blunt Purez, or Fatality. The resulting beating we gave them was by far the worst atrocity committed since the Holocaust. I have never witnessed such a 1 sided, uncontested assbeating. We ran our dogs from GDZ Hut all the way to Spider Hill. The slaughter lasted nearly 30 minutes, before Rage called it quits and headed out. 



     
    After obliterating quite possibly the worst quality clan in the scene, we went and cleared up Blunt Purez and Fatality at Sperm Hill. The weak leadership in both of these clans always leaves fights when things get tough, so no one was surprised when we ended their fight in under 3 minutes.


     
    To end the pure communities last trip of 2021, we went and further asserted out dominance at GDZ. With Rage being on their last leg, and Blunt Purez equally as abysmal, it was no surprise they decided to share a CC today. Even with two clans in 1 CC, we absolutely shit on them. After another hour and a half of punishment for the two victim clans in a merged CC, they called it quits and headed out once again. 




     
    Apex is unstoppable, always has been always will be. You dogs need to find a new strategy, because this shit isn't working for you.
     
    See you victims in 2022. Grats Apex.
     

     

     
     
     


     





























     

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