J Styles Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 The #1 pure clan set out with 85 people, expecting Fi to put up a fierce challenge following their 2 weeks of hype including making a 4 minute long promo video of how they were going to "conquer" us on this trip. We were unsurprisingly disappointed as our apparent rivals failed to step out of GDZ their entire trip and reverted back to their now patented tactics of dying repeatedly and hoping that eventually they can get a big enough return group to catch us without pray or food and get a quick log out. Unfortunately for them we dropped them faster than they could return, and with these mass death/return fights now going on for 3 months, they are rly taking a toll on Fi's banks: Nice F2P gear, must be tough when you can't afford 5k for a monk top and a coif. So anyway we bullied them until they ended at which point their sharkbrew mod member began begging our applicants to leak: All this regardless of the fact that Fi had spent the last 2 weeks joining some brown sticky stuffty PvM clan called "The Legion" on their mains to butter up a new main clan ally after Sv had been bullied out of the wild by Di last F2P trip within the first 20 minutes: A pic of the PvM clan sniping us, followed by a pic of Fi joining the PvM clan: A note to the PvM clan if you can figure out how to get onto sharkbrew/RSC/EoP forums: The only reason we didn't clear you on sight is because some tomato said you were Poision and we thought it would be too annoying trying to clear you, now that we realise you're just a 10 man pull of RSB PvM mains we'll slaughter you if we see you on the next trip. videos coming soon We heard Fi were too scared to even walk into the wilderness anymore, and to start off their trip they hopped to random worlds and met up at GDZ, the only place they can return as quickly as we bang them out. We rushed them south of GDZ and within about 3 seconds they were already pushed right into the hut. And so began the same fight we've fought for the last 3 months now; we chase them in circles around gdz killing them as they desperately try to get a big enough return group. Eventually this got boring so after clearing them for about the 20th time we walked down to gap and waited to see if they'd get a regroup together and come and rush us. We chilled around piper until that brown sticky stuffty PvM clan showed up and began sniping our high levels. Coincidentally Fi rushed as soon as the mains started hitting us, so we ignored the mains and killed Fi again and had them running north of gap towards gdz within about 30 seconds again. We decided we'd follow them up and clear them one last time before hopping away from the mains, thus we pursued them to GDZ and wiped them off the map, at which point we heard RD we coming over to 3v1 us with Fi & the mains, so we left. I think about 10 people tops died the entire fight on our end. Last pic taken before RD rushed: Our scouts told us that CP had a decent pull but had spent the first 45 minutes of their trip at the bank, so when they finally emerged we went to see whatsup. We rushed them north of hills and after briefly attempting to fight back, they ran into single. We followed them into single and walked them down for a bit before pulling back into multi to do something else, at which point a few of their tomatos chased us into multi and got killed, top kek. Given that RD attempted to crash our fight we thought it was only right we return the favour. After leaving CP we found a few of the PvM'ers around dwarves and dropped them for probably their only return set, then ran down to 18 ports to crash RD vs Sup. We focused on the RD and our nice ponytail spams walked them right into single. We got a fall in up near ruins still with our full opts and heard that they'd begun fighting again, so we went back and crashed the fight for the 2nd time in as many minutes because as ponyboy says, you need to beat clans multiple times in the same day otherwise it doesn't count. CP had finally regrouped from our earlier tussle and had left their homeland of moss giants. We caught them west of ruins and this time being a lot further from single we were able to kill most of them before they got to single. Eventually they got home and we knew what they'd do, so we left instead of having a 6 hour long singles fight. While we'd been having fun hitting CP, RD and Soup (the only other pure clans out), you must be wondering what Fi were doing while the other 4 were getting action. Well they were standing at GDZ in a dd for over half an hour doing nothing while everyone else was fighting south of them. But don't take my word for it: We knew they wouldn't leave GDZ so we'd spent 30 minutes hitting the other clans while they stood in a DD at GDZ losing opts on their biggest trip of the year (according to their promo video lmao). Funnily enough every time we hit one of CP/RD/Soup they would get a fall in and start running south through gap to hit us, however every time we cleared them too quickly and as soon as we began going north to hit them at dwarves they'd run back up to GDZ. Eventually we pitied them too much so we rushed them at GDZ again, knowing already what would happen. tl;dr because I type this same brown sticky stuff out every week: We clear Fi in GDZ -> they begin running laps around GDZ to stall for returns > we bang them out > Fi's main allies (usually Sv, this week the PvM clan) try to even the fight up but fail > eventually Fi give up and ask RD to crash. Usually as this point we'd just leave but we felt like proving a point, so we pulled east of GDZ and left Fi's return group sandwiched between us at east vents and RD rushing from the west. We got a regroup here then re rushed it, RD immediately ran off west and Fi died, again. (for probably the 30th time this trip). Now being the only clan in gdz we began to walk south as in the first fight, and again we heard that Fi had tele'd up to GDZ and were claiming some sort of win, so we turned around and cleared them, again. Again RD rushed in soon after we did to 3v1, so we pulled east to newgate hill and waited to see if anyone would fight us a few maps away from an instant return spot. Fi's ranks being the 2014 dutchies they are thought we were getting pushed or cleared or something, so their 30 man regroup rushed our 80 man fall in on the big hill and got decked. They tried to escape through newgate or something, forgetting it was f2p, so we f2p gwas'd them in the corner by just mass clicking the 1 spot and watching them get insta-koed. With Fi cleared from the map for about the 50th time today, we heard RD had already left after seeing what we'd done to Fi, so we walked down to gap. We heard that (again) Fi had mass logged into GDZ and were claiming some sort of unskulled win, so we rushed back up with our 80 man fall in to finish it once and for all only to see them all logging out. At this point we heard RD ended so we thought Fi would probably follow suit, so we port'd down and rushed their ending spot in edgeville and humiliated them in front of all their members. Pictured: Us clearing Fi at newgate, and us apparently being cleared with our 80 man fall in at gap: Pictures: Running out of F2P Sets? Don't want to join a PvM clan? Sick of your ranks spending more time making promo videos than leading your clan? www.eop-rs.com - #clan-eop Rebel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook` Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 slumptality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ram Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 The 3 way war was fun, gj. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Styles Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 double post woops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Ftw Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Fi when are y'all going to bandos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Impressive once again to clear a clan when you're up +15 or more. OT: Gj on your trip though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaksnake Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 l0l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PactoTaco Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 2 easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charisma Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxeloRoca Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Someone was put on blast HARD J Styles 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeZy Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Slaughtered. Alliances never work Fatality, when will you learn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Styles Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Impressive once again to clear a clan when you're up +15 or more. OT: Gj on your trip though. So what you're complaining about is that we're now outpulling Fi after the first 2 months or so of us pulling similar opts or Fi outpulling us? Sorry brah they have a name for that, its called being slumped. Cronic, JoJo and badger 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couck Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Impressive once again to clear a clan when you're up +15 or more. OT: Gj on your trip though. we actually cleared them but yh its eop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook` Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 The 3 way war was fun, gj. WTF you joined Redemption? or just a troll sig/prof pic ahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Styles Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 we actually cleared them but yh its eop lmao this should be good, can you show the good people of sharkbrew you clearing us? or will you stick to posting your bullbrown sticky stuff topics on zybez like the last few trips while you insist its because you don't use sharkbrew because its all eop even though you post all your prep topics on here? lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeZy Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 we actually cleared them but yh its eop Interesting that you think we even lost 10 people against you. We had 70 ending every fight. Such a shame that Redemption dictates when your trips end, I was really excited for a clean 1v1! Cronic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimson chin Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 lmfao at koek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJo Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 i only died once the whole day.. this brown sticky stuff is getting too easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 So what you're complaining about is that we're now outpulling Fi after the first 2 months or so of us pulling similar opts or Fi outpulling us? Sorry brah they have a name for that, its called being slumped. I'd not call it slumping, Fatality are doing perfectly fine. What I'd call it is EOP (smartly yes), mass recruiting when every other clan closed in the summer. All I'm saying is, is the flame really needed when EOP was the most bullied clan in 80% of 2014? Pigwrestler7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyo Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Heard that vendetta carried your trip, l0l. Tanqe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Styles Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 I'd not call it slumping, Fatality are doing perfectly fine. What I'd call it is EOP (smartly yes), mass recruiting when every other clan closed in the summer. All I'm saying is, is the flame really needed when EOP was the most bullied clan in 80% of 2014? Fi are doing perfectly fine, winless on trips for 3 months now, made a promo video to hype up a trip only to barely pull 70 and then get wrecked by EoP. There's no flame in the topic its all truth. If you want to stop getting roasted start fighting us somewhere you can't return to in 5 seconds and stop trying to find different main clans to help you, lmfao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loli Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 gj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couck Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 lmao this should be good, can you show the good people of sharkbrew you clearing us? or will you stick to posting your bullbrown sticky stuff topics on zybez like the last few trips while you insist its because you don't use sharkbrew because its all eop even though you post all your prep topics on here? lmfao Interesting that you think we even lost 10 people against you. We had 70 ending every fight. Such a shame that Redemption dictates when your trips end, I was really excited for a clean 1v1! l8er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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