Transporter Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 The gnome weekly reports a large explosion across their borders at the khazard fortress, causing havoc and destruction at a high level. The death toll is said to be in the 20s, with the main casualties being khazard national guard and a foreign group of tourists wearing what is described as a "team-30 cape". Eye witnesses describe the perpetrators as rich white males wearing red hats. They report that "they came out of nowhere, at least 30 of them, and they obliterated a whole section of the fortress where the tourists were sitting together in a clump". At the gnome weekly, we have recovered a surveillance camera feed that has reportedly been leaked online. Please view at your own discretion (18+): Shortly after the attack, the IS publicly claimed responsibility saying that "this is only the beginning". ~ The Transporter - First Response Reporter of the Gnome Weekly. Guizmo, Ace Krave, rot rock nigga and 8 others 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meet Them With Scims Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 who did this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King Kinse Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 11 minutes ago, Transporter said: Eye witnesses describe the perpetrators as rich white males wearing red hats. They report that "they came out of nowhere, at least 30 of them, and they obliterated a whole section of the fortress where the tourists were sitting together in a clump". Hide contents accurate af Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transporter Posted May 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Meet Them With Scims said: who did this ~ The Transporter, your friendly neighbourhood Gnome news reporter! Sauce and Meet Them With Scims 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Era Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 for why EoP do that to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transporter Posted May 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Diamond Era said: for why EoP do that to them Does this "EOP" do this kind of action often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Era Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Transporter said: Does this "EOP" do this kind of action often? I have been following the Diamond Era of EoP for some time now, seems like it Sauce and Transporter 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transporter Posted May 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 *Update* The current casualty count is 33, 26 of those being tourists belonging to the state guild "Final Ownage". I attempted to contact them for a statement, however I received no reply. I investigated further and received a tip off that their newly formed government are currently in turmoil as they have "lost everything they care about recently" and are "facing internal security breaches". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debb Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 l00l good banter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transporter Posted May 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 @Jamz @holydreams can we please get a statement form "Fo" in response to these devastating events? hubert 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rot rock nigga Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 l00000000l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JDM Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 great reporting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jernt Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Thank you @transporter for the news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8Bit Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaya Bee Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 4 hours ago, Meet Them With Scims said: who did this Appearently OGBOBYJ0NSON based on the disgusting video we were shown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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