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Zerg Unit's Wilderness Return [Saturday] ft. Astro, Envy, Excel, Rampage, Terror.


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Let’s talk about the last week. You’ve all, probably, been sat in your bedrooms. Maybe you’ve been working, maybe you’re doing fuck all, maybe you’re rampantly masturbating, maybe - hear me out - just maybe you’re doing something productive like learning a new skill.

I can tell you what Zerg Unit’s been doing: winning three preps before officially opening with a curb-stomping Wilderness arrival.

43 Zerglings strong, we set out from the Grand Exchange in full confidence. Our scouts knew everything and within fifteen minutes Zerg Unit was once again a Wilderness force.

We banked and regrouped ONCE in a trip that lasted over three hours.

Sustained only by the food, arrows, pots and resources we plundered from the dead corpses of fallen XLPC competitors, we dished out sweet dank murder from Wilderness levels 1-30 - because for some reason you losers refuse to go deeper than boneyard.

We were at the heart of every cluster; we fought every clan. Terror. Envy. Excel. Rampage. Astro. They all had a taste of the unbridled chaos that is Zerg Unit.

We’re back. And the scene is ours.

 

Highlight fights

Zerg Unit leashes Terror, Rampage, and Astro in Chaos Altar

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Zerg Unit pummel Astro on 18s before backhanding Terror

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Zerg Unit 2v1’s Envy and Terror

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Zerg Unit walks their dog aka #1 Ditch Standers aka Terror

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Want to join the next #1 XLPC? Of course you do.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd
Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’
Get a team-32 cape.

 

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It was too easy, it's a shame the pure scene has changed. Teleports and level 1 varrock wildy? What is this February 2005?

4-5 deaths and 15+ kills. I look forward to seeing you all out next weekend with more time spent above level 5+ wilderness.

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