Piers Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 ZERG UNIT STOCKS IN STONKING RISE AS BUYERS RUSH TO CAPITALISE ON UNMISSABLE OPPORTUNITY. Best XLPC sees +10000% growth in stock price after slapping the fuck out of some clans down opts. READ ON IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY. Watch 00:00 - 00:35 - Does your clan have a TeamSpeak as fun as ours? Probably not. That's why you should watch. Highlights Zerg Unit vs Envy 26 Zergs, down 6 against the 32 Envy bois, took to the trees west of Chaos Altar to dish out Snares, Scims, and Slaps. Despite the six man difference we held our own and brought the difference down to 2, ending with 20 Zergs to 22 Envy bois. Zerg Unit vs Astro Call us crazy, call us mad. Or call us what we are: fucking Billy Big Bollocks. We fought Astro down 11. Yes. Eleven. But who gives a fuck because we're all stuck indoors on a Saturday when we should be smashing straight 10/10 punani - we wanted action. Action exciting enough to make up for the lack of pussy sat on our faces. We started with 31, Astro with 42. We ended with 24 after XL crashed the fight, with Astro having 29 capes on the counter. Yeah we didn't win but we turned a deficient of 11 into 5 and if you can't see that quick math makes for an awesome fight fuck you. Zerg Unit vs Astro, Terror, Envy Cluster East of Corp Cave entrance there's a raised hill with some trees. In those trees Astro discovered what it means to have their tiny, pink, warty arseholes torn apart by the 12" kangaroo cock. We started with 30 Zergs to 32 Astros. Five minutes later there wasn't a team-6 cape in sight. Then Terror appeared. And Envy. Oh hello, boys. You want some of this kangaroo cock too? Our pleasure. The fight ebbed and flowed from Corp Hill to 18 ports to the weird hill between 18s and pond. We fought everywhere. We fucked everywhere. Unfortunately what we were fucking wasn't 10/10 blonde punani but snotty nosed virgins in blue and green capes. What a way to spend a Saturday. Wow. Zerg Unit vs Terror, Astro, Envy., Rampage Cluster Okay seriously, guys. Guys. Can we stop fighting at fucking level 5 wilderness? What are we? We're all adults here. We're all losing out on 10/10 punani (let's face it we'd all pull that top tier shit) by being sat indoors playing RuneScape. Can we at least make it fucking fun? Fighting at ditch isn't fun, it's fucking lame. Grow the fuck up and come fight us at GDZ. Anyway, we rushed the blue cape clan at 13s. They ran away. We chased them. We cycled bows and binds for a while before getting bored and setting off to hit someone more interesting. Little did we know that everyone would run to fucking level 4. Fuck you. Genuinely. You're all so fucking boring. Big thanks for the fights though. Nobody took pictures so you've been blessed with a very rushed text wall during my lunch break. And no, before you ask, I am not banging 10/10 punani this Monday either. Shame. At least I'm not wasting my time in level 4 wilderness though. Videos Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’ Get a team-32 cape. Ir0ny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mackko Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 I'm not in this clan but they give good clean fights. Gl hf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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