Piers Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 Zerg Unit's Week: A Recap Wednesday 3rd June - Wildy PKRI vs Rampage, crashed by Terror, followed by F50 vs Astro. I love the Wilderness. The petrified trees. The dark terrain interspersed with stagnant ponds and lava fields. But what I love more is when a clan has the bollocks to fight us in the wilderness, just like Rampage. In a quaint corner of the wilderness not far west of sperm hill 28 Zergs charged from atop a hill of petrified trees to face the 24 Rampagers laying in wait. It was a slaughter. But, knowing Terror were stalking us with 40 capes we made quick work of Rampage before moving South out of their sights. Then they had the audacity to claim a clear. Fake fucking news. I see you, Terror Spokesman. You lie-touting, truth-bending Fox News wannabe. Anyway, we sat on 18 ports with 25 people and Terror ran away. Then we went to clan wars to do some F50s versus Astro. We won both rounds. Do I really need to explain what happens? Just watch the video. Friday June 5th - Zerg Unit vs Astro Saturday, June 6th - Zerg Unit vs The World Fuck me what a day. The wilderness has never seen such carnage. This day will be written into Gielinor legend, up there with the Falador Massacre of 06/06/06. They’re already clearing a space in the dusty Varrock Museum to commemorate this day. Zerg Unit, clad in its iconic Scotland flag cape, clears the combined forces of Terror and Astro -- equaling to about 340 -- in a single charge. Not a single Team-32 Titan was lost in battle. Look, if you want the full story I suggest you go chat to Curator Haig Halen. I gave him a full account. He’s double-checked it, triple-checked it in fact, and he knows it’s true. Not a single inaccuracy. Exhibit releases 07/06/2021. Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WqumDxd Idle in our CC: ‘ZergUnit’ Get a team-32 cape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Koray Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 Good fun, look forward to more clans stepping into the deeper levels of the wilderness. Level 1 bullshit is a bore. 8 kills 1 death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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