Hi. It Was pointed out to me that someone loves me so much that they made a fake SharkBrew account "God Emo" and started posting around Sharkbrew. When I saw it I laughed really hard, it filled me with joy and 22 Litres of blood rushed to my penis. I instantly looked in a mirrior and saw the real beauty that is myself. The fact that I have fan-boys has boosted my confidence really high and I can now speak to Elderly women without brown sticky stuffting myself.
It's weird because I am a Grammar-Nazi and not even his name is in capital letters, it broke the heart that I do not have, but I'm flattered. This is proof that it is actually me.
Now that is cleared out of the way. I am Australian so that means I molest the brown sticky stuff out of Kangaroos. Council of Olympus. I watch Anime and wish to move to Japan and find a waifu in a Ramen-Store and then we can live happily ever after with our autistic children, also I'm #1 Hair Flipper. If you have any questions on how you to straighten your hair, shoot me a PM.
That's pretty much all you need to know about me. Pce.
Also this LOL. Thank you Ben. Whoever the fuck you are