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Emo.

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  1. Fuck yes! We can trudge threw the mud in the jungle like we're a couple of soldiers back in WW2 crawling through spider holes and brown sticky stuff. Jump out of one like a Jack-In-A-Box and just molest every Kangaroo we come into contact with.
  2. Like your parents about you, That's why you make fake accounts on Sharkbrew. LOL
  3. Hi. It Was pointed out to me that someone loves me so much that they made a fake SharkBrew account "God Emo" and started posting around Sharkbrew. When I saw it I laughed really hard, it filled me with joy and 22 Litres of blood rushed to my penis. I instantly looked in a mirrior and saw the real beauty that is myself. The fact that I have fan-boys has boosted my confidence really high and I can now speak to Elderly women without brown sticky stuffting myself. It's weird because I am a Grammar-Nazi and not even his name is in capital letters, it broke the heart that I do not have, but I'm flattered. This is proof that it is actually me. Now that is cleared out of the way. I am Australian so that means I molest the brown sticky stuff out of Kangaroos. Council of Olympus. I watch Anime and wish to move to Japan and find a waifu in a Ramen-Store and then we can live happily ever after with our autistic children, also I'm #1 Hair Flipper. If you have any questions on how you to straighten your hair, shoot me a PM. That's pretty much all you need to know about me. Pce. Also this LOL. Thank you Ben. Whoever the fuck you are
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