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The Eruption of Pures set out today with a 2014 pure community record breaking 90 people for the last Saturday trip of 2014 and without banking once our entire 2 hour trip, put just about every pure clan (and Sv) in its place. Alliances, hitting us on login and giving our locs to main clans all failed for the peasants of the pure community and after 2 hours we ended with 75 people still online wanting more. I might have left out a few hits because I lost track. Big Shout out and thanks to Di for ending Sv's trip in 20 minutes. Shoutout to Solo for upgrading our TS slots twice in 2 days because we maxed it Also shout out to Murd for being on 1 hp 0 food for virtually the entire Fi fight and not dying, whats a bank? Biggest shout out of the day goes to K1ng unit keeping it real Babalanka [Commentary]: Pixel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxFgH8YcuB0 Nish n Chips: Unreal: Robby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFYHlmMbBQo Eruption of Pures v Sovereign As per usual, Soverign set out attempting to find a clan they can actually compete with seeing as they are the dogs of the main community. With Fi pulling 40 they really had to step up and help them out, unfortunately for them a proper main clan was out, and after we lured poor naive Sv up to dwarves, Di rushed in and cleansed them from the wilderness. After Di had sent half of Sv to Lumbridge and the other half to lobby, the remaining Sv logged in to try snipe us again. Di were happy for the free rune and hopped after them, and Di cleared their fall in while we binded and koed the stragglers. After this I believe Sv either ended or closed, just 20 minutes into their biggest event of the week. We hit CP 2 or 3 times in quick succession seeing as they for some reason think they are relevant again. Firstly we crashed them vs RD or something at vents and killed probably about 15 of them with the rest escaping to mossies. Fi also showed up at some stage and we pushed them east all the way from dwarves into east single strip. Once we'd taken care of a few Sv (see above) we heard CP regrouped and were at bandit camp. We rushed them in single and for some reason they ran into the multi strip next to the pond while we banged them out from single. We killed virtually all of them there and laughed at how cauliflower they were before leaving. RD decided to have sign ups to match us and were apparently going to take #1 away from us, so obviously we decided to pay them a visit. We heard their massive 50 pull was fighting Zu at bandits, so we came in and cleared every white dot from the map, we allowed most of the Zu to escape as they haven't been crashing our fights/allying with Fi, RD weren't so lucky and their leaders mistakes cost their members sets. We heard CP had finally regrouped and were fighting Soup at Castle. Not much to say, we came in and wrecked them as we've been doing for the 5 years of their existance. I think Lt or some other red caped clan came in to crash not realizing it was us and we cleared them in .5 too. We were having fun alternating between CP and RD who were taking it in turns to come into multi while Fi camped the lobby. Now it was RD's turn again, and we heard Zu were wrecking them at CA trees. We decided to come in and speed up the process, and killed most of the RD before they could say loleop. Eruption of Pures v Bloody Vikings Once we'd gotten reorganized from chasing RD to level 1 wild, we accidentally walked into Bv not even knowing they were there around 19 port. Regardless we cleared them fairly quickly, they put up more of a fight than Fi did later though. Finally things were about to get interesting. We'd been waiting on some combination of the peasant alliance (Fi/CP/RD/Soup) to team on us all day, and finally it happened. We rushed CP at vents and were surprised when they actually tried to fight back. That lasted all of about 30 seconds before their 10 or so remaining legged it to mossies where they began the only tactic they actually know - sniping in and out of mossies single. Being experienced CP killers we didn't fall for it and went back to vents. It was at this time that Fi's ranks fucked up as per usual and rushed in to 2v1 after we'd already cleared CP. I'm sure they realised their mistake when they hit the wall of flash1:@@@@ and spawned at Lumby en masse. CP had canoed up and had most of their opts back, and hit us from the west to try snipe us. Like Fi they were too slow and Fi were already sprinting up to GDZ while we chased them down with binds. All the Fi were dead by the time we hit gdz and we turned around and hit the few CP who had been brave enough to venture that far from mossies. With Fi cleared and CP running back to single, we heard Soup was coming to make it a 3v1 and we decided to log out with our loot instead of waiting for the other clans to return and 3v1 us. Still without having banked the entire trip, we waited for Fi to regroup seeing as they had finally come into multi for the first time today in the 3v1. We heard Fi were at gap in another world and decided we'd let them hit us on login and seeing if that was enough encouragement to get them to actually fight us. They obliged and they hit us on login at gap, however somehow they barely killed a single person and we began slaughtering them again. Their clueless ranks did the only thing they know and called a fall back to GDZ and to hope they can out return us. Unfortunately for them none of us had died anyway, so we had 80 people banging out their stragglers doing laps around GDZ. After about 2 minutes of this FI were nowhere to be seen, but then something amazing and truly lulzworthy happened: Their ranks screamed at their members and told them to keep returning, despite the fact there were 80 EoP and 0 Fi at gdz. And so it began, Fi kids began teleporting up and logging into GDZ 1 by 1, and each person was koed by an 80 man pile and probably spawned in edge before their rs even loaded. We thought after a few kids got 1 banged on login they would stop, but their ranks in their stupidity told them to keep going, and for about 5 straight minutes they forced their members to keep logging in and getting 1 banged, before finally they ragequit and Fi ended yet another awful trip. EoPictures 90 man starting (plus a few scouts): Same again tomorrow lads? Fi, RD, CP, you've all got no fans, and if you wan sum we'll give it yer. #clan-eop - www.eop-rs.com