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The #1 pure clan set out with about 80 people ready to finish off Fi's massively hyped sign out weekend, after destroying their 45 man sign ups yesterday we were excited to do the same, which we easily did despite Fi crashing us from behind twice trying to catch us unprepared, the result was the exact same, free Fi loot for everybody! We also found time to bully the new self-proclaimed #1 pure clan CP for bants. Jamz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZKOBIYJs-I This fight actually started with us rushing Supremacy at dwarves but we don't have a graphic for EoP v S and cbf typing it out. So we hit Sup just south of dwarves and routinely cleared them up, when to our delight Fi crashed us from behind to the north. Fi were too slow as we we'd already pretty much cleared Sup so we were able to turn around, get ourselves into a nice east-west spread and start wrapping our west side up and around them next to that big scary purple dude that throws clouds and brown sticky stuff. While our east side tanked it out our west completely destroyed their west and we were soon enough inside them speccing them out while their leaders called for some blackup. So in came Vh near piper who didn't rush the fight but picked off any of our northwest stragglers, and a minute or so later RD rushed in from ruins south. By this point Fi were cleared and were regrouping at GDZ, and so for the 2nd time a clan had been too slow in crashing us and was about to get the D. We still had near full opts as Fi couldn't kill a lvl 2 cow with their member quality, so we easily and brutally slipped RD the D, killing all of them before dipping out. 3 clans cleared in a row, no problem. After a quick bank of our loot, we headed up and scouted CP around vents. Apparently they are the new #1 clan so we hit them from the west and they started running away in a big lap of the wilderess while our magers froze any who weren't far enough in front of us. We chased CP from vents to dwarves to piper to gap to rdg to spiders where finally any that hadn't logged out were struck down (sick freezes guys). We heard there was a cluster involving Sup, Lt and RD at CA (again I only have a graphic for RD, cbf), so we came in and cleared anyone that was there. Sorry for the crash boys, blame Fi for spending another trip in lobby. We mostly caught RD and half the kids we got freezes on teleported, lmfao. My personal favourite fight of the day! We heard CP were fighting RD at maze, and knowing they would world track us and log out, we decided to hop on top of the fight instead. RD were quicker to react and ran north in the maze and logged out, CP on the other hand were right under where we logged and got the hard D. We killed loads of CP who weren't able to log out because RD were still attacking them when we logged in, and cleared them from the map. For the 2nd time today Fi were too slow trying to crash us. We heard they were at newgate hill so we rushed out of the maze before they could gwas us in the narrow channel and the fight went on there. Fi got into mega clumps just in front of the gate because they are brown sticky stuff at warring so we just chilled south and mass barraged their massive 30 man clump (which I had run into and specced like 5 seconds before it was called to barrage it, RIP). Here we were able to easily bang out all the Fi (and me) and clear them from the map, at which point Vh rushed again, so we dipped with our CP/Fi loot in hand. Rushed CP at single strip for pure banter to end our trip, the bants were in full flow as their unquested 27 defence kids got dropped or teleported (lol). Well at this point we were hoping to wreck Fi for a 3rd time, but they and RD began nuthugging each other and knowing we would be teamed on, and particularly given that Fi had called Vh to crash both our fights so far as they were getting cleared, we weren't keen to 1v3 Fi/RD/Vh. So we decided to end while we were ahead. For bonus bants like 5 of our members 1 itemed Fi vs RD at GDZ after we ended and forced them both to stop fighting and end, followed by heavy crying on sharkbrew about how nh we are. Excellent banter. Pictures: Tired of having too much fun? Too much action? Want to spend more time standing at moss giants and dying in single? www.cp-rs.com | #clan-cp