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JaJa

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  1. I won 8 clan wars fights!!! Mom are u proud of me yet??? - Every Dome member
  2. 8 hour pk trip and 0x dome in wilderness haha stay in clanwars u losers LOL
  3. I remember when dome used to actually fight back on these forums
  4. And he fell for east of hut lure in 2k15 LOLOLOLOL
  5. Stay ez LOLLLLLL U are a clan wars clan ROOOOOF LOL
  6. LOL NOT AS DELUSIONAL AS THIS GUY APPARENTLY LOLLL
  7. I knew u little nerds read my last post and just smirked with laughter but then a second later you had change of heart because you realized my posts are true and ur clan is actually dead LOL
  8. Just kidding disregard my last post I legit went into Zenith's chat and it had no one in it so i'm contemplating faking some logs to help their cause and not spread the truth about their public chat being dead
  9. Just went to into Zenith's public clan chat and asked how the trip was "got rtaped!" the guy who said it was so mad he accidentally mispelled carrot. That or he has sausage fingers which is a trait most of their members already have
  10. Many of you are wondering where the might Mongol Moose has been, Let me explain myself briefly. I've still been feasting on the dead carcasses of the innocent doom members who were left by none only by there own leadership to be violently dismembered by none only than Critical Damage. It was a juicy feast that kept me sustained for the whole duration of my hibernation. Now if any of you are planning on having a delicious 5 star gourmet meals just hit up single strip, west graves or just any single combat zone where you can probably find the last of a dying, almost extinct breed that is called Doom. Now before you Kill and literally wipe them from the face of existence please know they didn't know any better and this is due to their horrible leadership. Their existence on Gelinor was will quickly be evaporated. My prediction is that they will not last 3 more weeks. Since all of my hypothesis' are correct 100% (you can quote me on this) and we all know the autistic last of the doom members probably will because they need a morale boost to get their special species going again. It has been way too long since I last exposed the true identity of Doom and their intentions. It was not long ago when I first stumbled upon, Grayson. I literally stumbled because he was as square as the pix-elated floor I stand on. I did not see him and thus tripped over his humongous head. At this moment I knew that if anything this loser tried leading would be set on a path of failure. Since all my hypothesis' are correct you can see the situation his so called "clan" is in. I don't know what's more of a joke, The clan, or their topic they just posted with 5 pictures. I mean they used to actually fight back, not only ingame, but on these lovely forums. Anyone who is an actively reader already knows they haven't tried to dispute or defend their clan for the longest time. I honestly think It was because Critical Damage severely broke them. Well the good news is they are in luck, that is because I happen to know a lovely therapist to threat their "Anti-CD" syndrome. You can simply message @ on IRC. If any mentally challenged doom member can read this using the will power of their 2 brain cells and muster up a sentence please respond. I've been waiting far too long to dismantle anyone willing to step up to the King, Mongol Moose.
  11. You forgot to add in Zenith came back from the grave to join team red just to lose again LOL Cry about it dome LMFAO
  12. Hello all my wonderful people here at Sharkbrew! It has been a while since my last post and there is a simple explanation for that. I have been recently taking chemotherapy in sessions after reading Doom's Saturday topics. OH WAIT! I don't have cancer because there aren't any Saturday topics from doom LOL, but do not worry great folks I will not leave you all empty handed. Here is a great live reenactment I had my friend do of every single Doom member after losing all their events/preps/fights/parents. Hope you all enjoy and don't forget to like the post. God bless
  13. Thanks for all the positive comments/upvotes I've been getting. It's not very easy speaking the truth when downies and blockheads are trying to use North Korean propaganda to poison your train of thought. For example I was doing the fishing trawler minigame on my Ironman account and a Zenith members stalks and follows me inside the boat. Little did he know only Ironman could enter this particular Minigame since The Mongol Moose has his inside connections within Jagex Ltd. He sat outside the boardwalk furious and upset. Probably screaming on ts "OH MY GOD THIS CD KID IS GETTING AWAY WITH IT AGAIN!!!!" It was at this moment he took a screenshot and took it into photoshop. Extremely enraged he put on his helmet and poured himself a cup of bleach. It was not long until he edited said screenshot into a fake DC. Seconds afterwards he would post this newly edited screenshot on Sharbrew forums claiming 'CD needs to Ddos to win Fishing Trawler'. A short while after he takes a sip of the bleach and would run out his house to take a train to the graveyard near his highway to show all his clan members. As he laid down flowers he would show the printed piece of paper which was his screenshot to the empty tombstone. With a giant smile on his face this Dome member thought to himself "haha i got cd good this time." Laughing hysterically to himself as he walks home waiting for the next Doom North Korean propaganda topic he whispers to himself "this is only the beginning, CD!"
  14. I was in the middle of fishing lobsters on my ultimate iron man account at 36 wilderness which is currently 16 fishing ( gained 4 levels since my last post thanks for noticing) when I was informed of a deep dark confession going on within a teamspeak. Almost instantly the Mongol Moose was on the case. I packed up my lobster cage with my 475M worth of raw lobsters noted and took off into the wind. After investigating and digging deeper within this audio I was being echoed through Ari's computer who is ratted (Allegedly) I have come to the conclusion that not only is he the most worst negotiator known to man, but his previous clan is now on the brink of extinction and hanging by a single thread which is about to be cut by none only than, Critical Damage. It was truly heartbreaking listening to the audio of him begging for any sort of donation in exchange for his utter useless information. He is one of a kind though, the way he talks about protecting the members he supposedly cares about then offers his clan's database speaks volumes about his character. The most hilarious part I must add is when he tried offering 70m 07 RSGP for a level 65 account LOL. I almost High Alced my 3rd age cloak on my ultimate Iron man when I heard this. We all truly have to pray for his well being and for Doom. Both of them will meet the same fate by the hands of Critical Damage.
  15. Must be demoralizing to be in a clan where you team with XL/Envy/RT/SK4 and still lose to CD LOLLLL Bring more teamcapes next time and maybe you can compete ROFLLLL
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