British_In_2k16

bro lmfao your clan could only kill 1 LOL

Interesting that you're so quick to diminish the efforts of all the other ranks(including yourself, but not really surprised considering we've established you're some beta cuck lmfao) and members and suck off Hanuman lmfao.
 
Honestly from day 1 of you being in TLP last year you despised it. I know that, and maybe it wasn't clear to everyone, but you were still clinging onto some previous hate. Whether it's because you were jealous of the quality and companionship TLP had in comparison to the clans you hopped around, they did not even compare and I really hope you know that....
 
But knowing you, it's probably some private server pussy bullbrown sticky stuff that you couldn't get over. All you wanted from the get go was to use TLP's past fame and glory to boost you and your private server buddies back to the top and gain some more fame behind your name. In some ways this worked for sure, but for the rest of us this whole ordeal really exposed how much of an emotional fucking loser you are lmfao. Don't kil yourself over this kid, but you never really deserved any of the appreciation you got over the past year.

didn't think so 
feel free to close thread etc

@@DatNiggaHops you cry alot about eop ddosing/being nh but you do realize that fi is just as bad if not worse right?
 
your clan spammed this on the weekend mfw:

cancer patients lmao glad im outta this community

http://fided.eop-rs.org/

 

This trip is definitely one of the few that will be put into EoP's history of Summer 2016. We left today with 82 Erupted Pures looking to kill Fatality, and we exactly that. The trip consisted of a clean 1v1 against Fatality and multiple failed attempts at the Anti-EoP alliance attempting to team on us.
 

 
The trip initially began by Fatality logging out from us and staying in lobby every time we became remotely close with them. It was not until around thirty minutes into the trip in where they had no other option outside of fighting, and that's where we'll begin.
 

 
When you go up against a clan similar to Fatality, you already know that when they fight you, if they ever do, that they always think they have some sort of advantage on you. When in reality, we completely understood what was going to happen and still killed them. The fight started south of 13 ports where we had constant aggression and remained +10 throughout the entire fight, until final ownage came to help out Fatality in where all clans walked south.
 

 

 

 

 
After this fight, that's where brown sticky stuff really hit the fan for Fatality. Usually, they can cover up the fact that they got absolutely smoked in their fights by the fact of another clan crashing, but the next fight no clan came to help them. CP and fo were busy fighting each other, which led to fo not being able to aid Fatality in their time of need, so we literally had Fatality all to ourselves.
 
The fight was literally a slaughter the second it began south of graves. A visual representation of the fight can be viewed here. 
 
I'm not even gonna bother explaining to you this fight. Take a look at the pictures to see how big of a slaughter this fight was. We remained 20+ on them at all times. 
 
 





















 











 



 

 

 



 

 

 



 

 

 



 

 









 

 



 

With the alliance clearly being uncoordinated, they made sure that they did not fight any clan without being in the same general area as the other, which eliminated the possibility for any long-term 1v1 like we just had against Fatality which is completely OK. There was no disputing who the winner of that fight was. Anyways, Fatality had enough balls to go multi with final ownage being in a different world and not extremely far away. We hit them and remained up on them for the entirety of the fight until their boyfriends crashed.

 



 



 



 



 



 

After the previous hit, within fifteen minutes both alliance clans decided to call it a day.

 

The alliance is clearly working [lol]

 



 



 



 

 

 



 



 

they opened with the goal of closing tlp, the door was locked and they just gave up trying to pick the lock with their 1 thieving.
 
 
have a great day

They managed to take Sv's title of worst HPC of 2016, congratulations.
 
Mayhem opened as a clan a little under a month ago, mass recruiting everybody and anybody they could who hated TLP. From the get go, their clan was infested with spies and leaks(we've had multiple people leaking their staff chan and boards since before they were even open) not to mention the glory hunters.
 
Their pulls went from 44 > 33 > 21(today) and now they have finally closed, not even coming close to their goal of 'destroying TLP'(taken from their first member boards topic), only making us stronger.
 
RIP
 

 
 
looks like they are mass joining fo
 

In my opinion i think its a mental disorder of some sort, people just flat out aren't meant to be potato masher. I'd be lying if i said i was a fan of potato masher people themselves as well because every experience i've had with them they annoy me with their feminine voice and behavior. That's just me tho. 

Just a few points I wanted some information on about the legitimacy of this cauliflower ass tournament hosted by @Andre`
 
scheduling / default times? No default times or dates were set if the matches didn't happen before the time period in which all clans had to complete their minis. TLP asked RD every day / most hours each day to mini RD for the 10v10 but when RD goes running to the host 20 minutes before the time runs out (supposedly after waiting up into the night for GMT and not even querying TLP for the 10v10) they asked for TLP to forfeit since we "refused" to do the war. We were then told we have 2 minutes to mass up and fight with whatever we can even if we pull less than 10, because the judges would rule in RD's favour even though RD tactically planned out to forfeit TLP. From this point, @Andre` pressured TLP into doing a 10v10 with literally anybody they could find - even inactive members who don't even like to P2P. Bottom line is regulations weren't in place for the tournament nor was any room for compromise - we were told fight or forfeit even though RD avoided us the first two days.
free passes Nobody can deny that FOE have a lot of free passes to finals and semi-finals of the 30v30 / 50v50 fights vs TLP/EOP with no actual reasoning in place. The host of this tournament is also hosted by a FOE member. Coincidence? 
general bias The bias shown by the actual host @Andre` is quite cauliflower. He also welcomes bias and freely talked about it earlier; he said to me on teamspeak that "if eop was in this position he wouldn't be open to fighting it right now, he'd straight up DQ them due to EOP "not showing respect to him".
unprofessionalism it seems that nobody actually knows how to run a simple fucking tournament judging by Slushpuppy's idea of the 50v50's. The seeds were drawn for CP vs FOE and EOP vs TLP yet slush wishes to dictate the matches be FOE vs TLP and EOP vs CP - what is the point of random seeding if you are going to dictate the matches? 
Another point would be BW are allowed to multi-clan with RD but when it comes to Panda, they weren't allowed to fight for both TLP and Panda. bias again.
 
Overall, this is fucking cauliflower & i am requesting a new host for the next tournament or any future Sharkbrew events cos the current host has a fucking minuscule brain.
 
 
23:29:04 | <[TLP]TESCO> like 23:29:06 | <[TLP]TESCO> cmon u know its bullbrown sticky stuff l 23:29:13 | <[TLP]TESCO> none of them even pmed us all day to mini 23:29:17 | <[TLP]TESCO> so hows that fair they get the win? 23:29:34 | <[Andre]> listen , from the mediators stand point 23:29:35 | <[Andre]> tlp has 2 more mins 23:29:36 | <[Andre]> to get 10   [11:13pm] Range_Grudge: [11:12pm] [Andre]: You were going to get the loss if you didn't fight right then and there. [11:13pm] Range_Grudge: [11:12pm] [Andre]: all the mediators said it. [11:13pm] Range_Grudge: [11:12pm] [Andre]: So.

Hey guys, it's your friendly neighbourhood salad eater here.
I'm here to discuss the correlation between clans who have positioned themselves against a clan who was way out of their league and slumping.

Members of the anti-TLP alliance:
foc - Reduced to sharing team capes with other members of the anti-TLP alliance as well as promoting ex-ranks of the now defunct mpc Control to their leaderboard. Need I say anymore?

sv - a once big fish in a small pond (see: mpc scene) embarrassed by the Blue Giant; TLP. Their pulls have seen tremendous slumps, going from 115-45, as well as mass demotions amongst their incompetent leadership. Also a part of the two clan alliance that has been sharing a team cape recently and feeding wins to the #1 pure clan TLP, most recently being banned from the wilderness and forced to fight in clan wars with their minion clan foc as a result of their clan being so extremely spy ridden(leaderboards leak coming soon).

fi - YES THIS CLAN IS STILL OPEN LMAO. The leadership, cited by current legends + supreme elders to be the worst leadership in fatality history, is currently living up to expectations. fi managed to peak at 35 people to todays P2P trip and are in the midst of losing their 24th rivalry to EoP. They are also on a 250+ day losing streak to TLP, for those interested.

cp - yes, this clan is still open as well. They are currently enjoying their annual slump at the hands of TLP which is indicating no signs of an end unless another mass merge with an lpc occurs, presumedly Olympus. Goodluck Bvg on leader, my fingers are crossed for you.


Clans not in the anti-TLP alliance:
TLP(obviously)- Currently at an all time peak of their 10+ year history. Although the current competition is so far below the par that has been set pre-eoc, TLP are showing extreme signs of domination that rival MM at it's peak.

Rd/EoP- I will be grouping these two clans together as they are currently both at similar levels of competion in their respective servers. Both are making seamless transitions out of minor slumps due to the fact that they have not antagonized the Blue Beasts and are looking to start pushing into the top 3. Gratz RD and gratz EoP.

Sup- Sup have really been improving recently, most likely due to the fact that they having been getting easy wins over lesser clans as well as a certain ex-TLP Warlord helping with the organization. At this rate Sup is looking to relieve their glory days, albeit short, as a direct result of not crossing the paths of the Kings of Pure Clanning.


As can been seen from the above findings, there is an irrefutable correlation between clans that have made an effort to dethrone TLP and near clan closing slumps.

My question today is; will a clan attempt to break out of the anti-TLP alliance in search of greener (in this case bluer) pastures? Clanning experts have likened this situation to Damage Incorporated breaking out of the vr+df2+di alliance the was formed against RoT over the past two years, also stating that it does not look good for the clan who first leaves in order to rekindle their relationship with TLP as Hanuman does not forgive nor forget.

My money is currently on fi. The clan that is only still open to this day because the ex-TLP leader and current elder Cory|Gotchoback had enough caring and compassion in his heart to decide it would be so. Will the current abysmal fatality leadership be forced to bend the knee to The Last Pures once again?

Guess we will see, stay tuned.