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Nixon

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  1. i'm a trophy fisherman and you are a guppy
  2. doesn't it clash with the mud wall?
  3. do you have all of these printed out on ur moms fridge?
  4. so i'm chilling like a virgin in my neckbeard sanctuary talking to my co-virgins, pulling scims and rushing the losers on the other team, and this absolute retard DIED! can you believe it? he couldn't click fast enough or something LMFAO, he actually fucking died! that's not even the crazy part, HE WAS THEIR HIGH COUNCIL! HAHA l00000l THEIR HIGH COUNCIL FUCKING DIED TO 7 PPL SCIMMING HIM! so anyways my team won the proverbial battle of the pixels, #freepoints for us l0000l hows it feel to be in dead last online? but that's not the point of the story, the point is thanks to our runescape practice sessions (i have to rush home from arbys [i'm a team lead] on mondays and wednesdays or my leader gets mad) we outwitted these guys, if they want to be good they should just join our team lmao, then THEY WOULDN'T HAVE A SHITTY HIGH COUNCIL l0000000000l0l0l0l0l000l0l0l0000000000l0l0l0l0l but anyways retard team, see you this weekend! i'll be up bright and early so i can put you all in your place, fucking nerds! feels good to be digitally superior to all of u!
  5. your face is on the discord @Kim? i'll have to stop by later tonight during my me-time
  6. do you keep an air freshener in your pocket?
  7. LMAO foc quality, weren't you hiding from eop for like 6 months because you knew you'd get blown the fuck out of the clan wars arena? why do you guys hide? @holydreams your swede is piping up please muzzle him
  8. sorry not sure who you are, can you inform me so i can insult you?
  9. Lmao frontline big doodoo randy no name go buy some proactive
  10. Nixon

    Hey fellas

    Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sharkbrew by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sharkbrew. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
  11. maybe u can do a trick and pull a win out of that hat for me
  12. supremacy could pull 80 and you'd still get your shit stomped because your caller has a washcloth in his mouth and all your sandcrabbers are the ones apex skipped over lmfao
  13. slump right into first place? how are you still alive btw? i would have figured by now you'd stick a fork in an outlet trying to unstick your cpap or burn the house down cooking hot pockets
  14. Nixon

    my intro

    are you the awkward canadian arro?
  15. Why does @slushpuppy continue to let sub-90 IQ mongrels post on his site?
  16. Supremacy in either server is like a blind man in a fun house
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