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  15. [GMT WEDNESDAY] Righteous Clan Rage cleanses the wilderlands of criminals and extortionate thieves

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    On Wednesday August 12th, 25~ Honorable members of Clan Rage embarked on an expedition in search of rats who have made the Revenant Cave their nest. 

    Known for our hatred of villainy and rule-breaking - Clan Rage eliminates any who would dare defile our sacred cave and besmirch the honor of our lord Jagex. With intelligence provided by an inside informant, we quickly located our prime target - the criminal organization known as "Fasan".

    Money laundering, Venny extortion, and the use snakeskin ragbarrage are just a few examples of heinious acts performed by "Fasan" and his goons. Crimes that will not be tolerated in our territory.

    Unbeknowst to Fasan, he had incurred our wrath - and would soon experience the terrifying power of Clan Rage.

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    As we descended upon their hideout, panic started to set in. The Venezulan Clients cried out for aid, but help was nowhere to be found. The protection they had paid for was a lie - as the protectors who saw Clan Rage's might trembled like leaves and fled in fear. They tried to flee for their lives, but our hatred for cowards and criminals meant they would not escape so easily.

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    One by one, we meticulously cleansed each world. Slaughtering every man, woman, and venny associating themselves with the criminal organization Fasan. Again and again their hive would repopulate, only to be exterminated moments later. The Villians had been delivered a decisive pummeling and PvM had been closed, so Clan Rage went home after receiving satisfactory payment for our services.

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    Gracias & Adios amigos.

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  21. [Monday] Clan Rage steals lunch money and uses it to play vidya at the arcade[Ft. Z & FI/Crawbow PK]

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    The Chads at Clan Rage gathered 15-25 strong lads to patrol our playground. The boys wanted to play our favorite vidya at the venny arcade, wack-a-mole, but unfortunately we used up all our coins from the last visit. Luckily, pencil-arm Timmy just so happened to be loitering in our territory - so we beat the shit out of him and stole all his lunch money.

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    With the generous donation of coins made by Timmy, we headed straight to the venny arcade. With our hammers ready, we deposited coins in the wack-a-mole slots and wacked every mystic-wearing mole that popped up.

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    The boys had so much fun playing wack-a-mole, we ran out of coins! 

    So we went out patrolling the playground again and found pea-brain Billy and poverty-stricken Jose - we beat them up and took their lunch money too.

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    And then we played more wack-a-mole, and then robbed a gang of rich-boys wearing Green hats.

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    We repeated this proccess until our hands started getting tired from beating weaklings and playing vidya. So we collected our prizes from the arcade and went home.

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    We also ran into some virgins wearing Light Blue hats and stabbed them with our knives.

    Gracias Amigos.

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