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smished last won the day on October 27 2020

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  1. The fuck you paying that much for an account for anyway lmfao
  2. You forgot to sip pink pot at 12:30 and noone was even attacking you lmfa0oa0soda0oda0oda0doasdjaisdbuqvedrq wake up dingus
  3. Mostly pures, besides BR, FATE & EZ. Odd asking how we can tell who is who, would be a bit daft if we didn't know doncha think
  4. Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ The Vikings started out on a little 7 man pk trip when we located BP out and about we started a scrap and sent the poke out. Within a few minutes we had 20+ Vikings smacking the green hats around. Although we were down by about 10 ops still that wasn't enough as another 10-15 mains from Bloody Revs showed up to join BP CC and start hitting us. We stayed disciplined and transitioned pile after pile and again took control of the fight. As 40 v 22 Vikings was still a bit to easy for us Elite Zerks flew in with their pathetic attempt to gain some momentum. It took us about 15seconds to wipe the first wave of EZ robots off the map. Once that was accomplished we went back to work on BP+BR. It took EZ about 5 full minutes before they regeared in their 20k sets and sent it again. GZ TO THEM FOR IMPROVING! This time they lasted about 4-5minutes thanks to the few SV meds they gained. Once they were cleared again we got a fall in then sprinted east to catch a Massive Clump ending the fight completely. Vengeance once again is the last clan standing as we broke 3 different clans into rag or leaving the battlefield completely.
  5. Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ Vengeance arranged a cheeky 20 man fight with Resurgence, knowing full well Elite Burkas (so named as they're legit unable to be seen rn) wouldn't have the cojones to mass up for it as they're too busy on their 1 item pure hitting escapades. Either that or they just don't have the intel? It was a super competitive fight, many back and forths. The Vikings were dominant from the get go with Resurgence pulling back a few opt advantage about half way through the cap. Both teams were resilient in transitions and returns, both gaining some major momentum from one bang after one bang whilst doing our bests to keep stocked up from our fellows loot piles. GGWP Res, where the fuck was the #4 Rank Med Clan?!
  6. Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ Vengeance were grouped up on a wee small man on this blistering Saturday night. We first located some lost wanderers at 50 ports who are part of the Mac 10 bumboy squad. We surgically removed them from the wilderness and chased their most valuable asset down single strip in to east drags singles and gave him the left right good night for the dragon bootations. Whilst we were occupied with the d boot servant, our VIA director kept their left eye on world tracker and was able to pinpoint coordinates with GPS precision of a little PKRI at corp hill. It turns out it was between some stinky fishes (Apex) and some kids who think smoking pot and telling people about it is cool (BP). These kids must have forgotten it was F2P Saturday, they have to have been avoiding to have a P2P fight in peace! CRINGE! We grouped up our unit, set sail on our longship and collided head first with the action. BP seemed to pull a complete houdini and completely disappeared from existence in a poof of smoke (too much pot LOL), though the events that unfolded were a complete bloodbath. 15 Vikings against 50 Apex Multi Clanners on a collaberation of account types. It was comparable to something out of the film 300 (but a Viking version obv). We used some tactical lines to our advantage and the silly smelly sardine boys kept running in to us! We caught freeze after tb after freeze, to the point where we completely wiped them off the face of the planet, pushed them back to pond from corp hill and manouvred back the way we just came when they rerushed us. As we manouvred back, some incredible icecubes from our boys caught the school of tinned fish in fat clumps in the trees on corp hill. Chins were flying and there were many big explosions, completely blowing the family of fish out of the water! Cook your fish before you snack, lads! Apex cleared, gg shitters.
  7. Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ Seeking out loot and return fights today was nothing short of a walk in the park. Our trip started with a little intel regarding some streamers dumb enough to venture out into multi. 3 hits later, the biggest loots resulted in 20M, 11M, and 5M. Afterwards we took our talents to Spider where we proceeded to clear out small teams here and there, until we found ourselves in our first return fight against Rage. This fight was eerily similar to yesterday, where we fought them in roughly the same manner in the same exact spot! After a bit of back and forth, we decided to cap out our fight and say our GF's. As we ended, the dumpster fire that is EZ intel managed to pull up a massive unit to crash our fight. One staff barrager, and two kids in 1 item d scim. I can't imagine how many pings that poor discord received for that spectacular pull. LOL. Twitter clan smh. Following the Rage fight, we went back up to Spider to continue doing our thing. Not even 3 minutes later we found another team, this time VR. The VR unit was looking pretty strong today, but we still managed to firmly grasp the shaft of the fight for the majority of our time together. A while later we said our goodbyes and carried on with our lives. Another great day of action for Vengeance, thanks for the fight Rage & VR! And for those of you from the Elite Zerks camp, perhaps you should consider bird watching over clanning as a hobby? All you seem to do is sit on the sidelines and observe... might be better suited for you! Here's some loot! Better luck next time crash unit.
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