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smished

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  1. Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ On this fine Tuesday afternoon (evening for the 4n weirdos) Vengeance set out with 14 (later peaking at 21) massive cocked Vikings. Beginning our trip @ spider we had eyes all over the Wilderness ready to pounce at the first sign of action. We found our green hat Pez Dispensers Blunt Purez hiding in the Slayer Caves and quickly smoked them with ease slurping up our loot without hesitation. After finding them our lads over at the Veng Intel Table told us BP were still hopping around; that's not allowed lol. Gearing up with maces we chased them from Vetion to Lava Drag Gate and back to spider MACING them and stealing 3 +1's, LMFAO. After completely demoralizing BP we ran into a few DF and asked them for a fight. After about 30 mins of a back and forth fight both clans fell in and thanked each other for a clean fight. Good fight again DF, thanks for the smoke lads. Where were our rivals? Where were their dads? Where is all the energy lmfao? Nice work men. Couldn't resist after the first DF run in ; ) (UIM Kill)
  2. Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ Today we decided to pay homage to our helmet wearing compadre by making a show at their 2 year anniversary gig. We took part in the cluster along with the rest of the clan world. Playing it smart not to get caught in the central clumpa, we dipped in and out from the outskirts catching dumptruck clans like BP, Supremacy, Zenith and EZ. For the first time in what seems like months, Elite Zerk's first return was actually in meta gear! Though this didn't last long, after getting absolutely Nagasaki'd at corp hill, they came back draped in Snakeskin Xerician Rags which I still find absolutely mind boggling. These shitters can't even compete in meta equipment, what do they think they're going to do to us downgeared?! After 90 minutes of bozo cultivation, the map became completely purple and that's when we knew our work was done. Happy 2 year birthday to you Godslaught, praise Harambe!
  3. Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ The brave norsemen spent most the evening figuring out the new fandangled clan system before venturing deep in to the wildness on our schedulded PK event. You can find us by searching the clan name "Vengeance"! We massed up 20 strong and hit both spider and vetion. We quickly ran in to dutch lovers Vitality who, whenever we bump in to them, are always down for a lil head to head. At first it was even opts and we were going blow for blow, though it seemed some DF friends also pulled up putting the opts out of balance, forcing us to dip while we were ahead. With this in mind, we reached out to Vitality to set up a capped matched opts fight at 44's. This fight was very even throughout, with opposing strategies shining through. We were clinical in staying on pile and transitioning with spears, whilst they used their main levels to an advantantage and regularly hit off pile on our lil zerker accounts to slow down dps. It's safe to say it was a great battle from both sides, though a fat 7 man clumpa was caught towards the end of the scrap which really sealed the deal for the last few minutes for Vengeance. The main takeaway is that this fight was completely uncrashed. Uncontested. No "rival" in sight. Nothing. No FATE. No EZ. Nada. We need some competition out here. If anyone wants to step up to the plate, be our guests.
  4. I wish it was acompetition very one sided imho
  5. Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ We made way in to the wilderness after seeing some fat juice massing up at Edge. Our travels took us to 50's where we hopped a few worlds stalking our prey when we got word that FATE were hopping around the same location. We quickly located them and cut through them like a knife through butter. A few stragglers tried to disperse but this didn't stop Fat Matt from getting a 1 tick bolt to the dome for his max tank set. The rest got aid from the Chaos Ele as they bucked it west, though the ones too slow were slaughtered by Vengenance. Know your place dumb fucks and stay down (we'll always find you). Our trip then took us throughout the rest of the wilderness where we hoovered up some juice at altar from Bullfrogs and some cute Sparc Mac noobs around gap etc before we called it a night.
  6. Interested in joining the #1 Zerk/Tank/Med clan? Join Vengeance today at http://tastevengeance.com/forums/ On this fine Saturday evening the EST men of Vengeance decided to hit the wildy and see what we might find. Starting off with only a few opts patrolling the wild we mopped up some no namers for some juice, gradually gaining more men in the process. We found FOE a few times at spider, clearing them each time without much trouble but respect for the little battles. After gaining up to 20 strong Vikings, our intelligence branch informed us that what is left of EZ were pking at altar, excited, we quickly prepared with mage heavy set ups to wipe the floor with them. Logging in, they were in a 5 man clump right away and were deleted with ease, members from both ROT and SV trickled in, suicide barraging, in an attempt to save EZ. But this did not work and they ended up completely cleared 4 times over. RIP EZ, nothing lasts forever
  7. SILENCED ON YOUR OWN TOPIC LMFAO IF U WANNA PIPE DO IT IN GAME U SHIT FUCK HAHAHAHA
  8. LAST TIME U WERE IN WILDY FOR A FIGHT WHY DID MY LEADER STAND AFK FOR 1 MINUTE WAITING FOR YOU TO RETURN LMFAO WATCH IT LIVE L0L0L0L0L
  9. GOOD JOB KICKING GOOD GUY 1HP AT MY EXPENSE #FREE1HP LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
  10. FATE LEAKED OUT THE FUCKIN WAZOO MADE U KICK 10 MEMBERS COS I HAD BEST TANK AT UR WHITE PORTAL INNERS LMFAO FUCKING CRINGE
  11. LMFAO MAN KICKED ME AND PRINT SCREENS IT GOOD JOB LAD INVITE ME BACK AND WE CONTINUE THIS ON UR DOORSTEP IF U WANT SINCE U AVOID MY DISCORD FOR 2 MONTH STRAIGHT LMFAO. AVOIDERMAN
  12. ACCEPT THE 14 V 17 YOU PROPOSED BRING BULLFROGS WITH U IDC LMAO
  13. U forgotten about that 14 v 17 u asked for when u making it happen LMFAO
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