pooplord

Evening gents, there seems to be a bit of confusion about which mains/vennies crashed our beloved pure fight at GDZ tonight. So I thought I'd take a little bit of time to clear the air.
Here's a TL;DR at the top if you don't want to read the  post or look at my pretty pictures(player indicators looks like cancer to those who don't use it, sry) - Fo gave the location of the pkri to their allied venny cc and forgot to tell them what hats to hit (omegalol).
[purple names/dots = in cc] 
[red names/white dots = not in cc]
 
So, who did it?
A protection cc called "fasan" . They try to protect worlds at revs for payment.

Why is this noob saying "hit fasan world gl" to you?
The fasan cc has recently allied themselves with our boys in blue, Final Ownage. Congratulations on your new partnership!
Fo thought it would be a good idea to use their new allies to rag us(snakeskin+toxicstaff barrage rag) in rev caves. When that failed horribly, we pillaged the worlds that they "protect". Fasan didn't seem to like that, nor did the lads that he was supposed to be protecting!


Who is Wrong Alice and why is he relevant to this post?
Wrong alice is a known Fo med lvl that appears to be dillegently advertising for his new overlord fasan!
How did this fasan cc know where the pkri was?
Edit: Apologies to Brainsaw PK, as he is a fo member and rags regularly with the fasan cc - I assumed he was there just to rag in OG capes and mistakenly thought he was in a shared cc with them. Which was not true, he was just pking with OG.  Regardless, Fo members were aware of the PKRI and did not mass up to hit it themselves. The most likely scenario is that Fo fed the location to their new allys to fight in their place, just as they had done in the revenant caves a few hours earlier.

Why was fasan attacking pures indiscriminately and not camping just Rage?
Our large brained boys at Fo forgot to give Fasan critical information on how to accurately identify members of Clan Rage. (rage wears pink hats)

This lack of communication between leaders of Fo and leaders of Fasan led to Main on Pure atrocities -  Examples below -
A young Apex member is ravaged by a maruading venezulan. 

A devastating balista shot hurls toward an unsuspecting Onslaught member.

Unaware of their surroundings, noob raggers are caught in a well-placed barrage trap.


Swift justice is delivered to a ragger, as he forgets to eat his precious lobsters.

 
 
Anyways, the mains tonight were in fact not rage mains -  but a shitty protection cc unleashed by Final Ownage.
Thanks for reading.
Edit:

Hello Mr. Flower of Onslaught,
It seems you've made an error in your post, saying "rage when they showed up with there Venezuelan village".
In actuality, the Venezulan village that crashed tonight's PKRI is owned by Final Ownage. Please fix this immediately.
Kind Regards, 
pooplord1235

Evening gents, there seems to be a bit of confusion about which mains/vennies crashed our beloved pure fight at GDZ tonight. So I thought I'd take a little bit of time to clear the air.
Here's a TL;DR at the top if you don't want to read the  post or look at my pretty pictures(player indicators looks like cancer to those who don't use it, sry) - Fo gave the location of the pkri to their allied venny cc and forgot to tell them what hats to hit (omegalol).
[purple names/dots = in cc] 
[red names/white dots = not in cc]
 
So, who did it?
A protection cc called "fasan" . They try to protect worlds at revs for payment.

Why is this noob saying "hit fasan world gl" to you?
The fasan cc has recently allied themselves with our boys in blue, Final Ownage. Congratulations on your new partnership!
Fo thought it would be a good idea to use their new allies to rag us(snakeskin+toxicstaff barrage rag) in rev caves. When that failed horribly, we pillaged the worlds that they "protect". Fasan didn't seem to like that, nor did the lads that he was supposed to be protecting!


Who is Wrong Alice and why is he relevant to this post?
Wrong alice is a known Fo med lvl that appears to be dillegently advertising for his new overlord fasan!
How did this fasan cc know where the pkri was?
Edit: Apologies to Brainsaw PK, as he is a fo member and rags regularly with the fasan cc - I assumed he was there just to rag in OG capes and mistakenly thought he was in a shared cc with them. Which was not true, he was just pking with OG.  Regardless, Fo members were aware of the PKRI and did not mass up to hit it themselves. The most likely scenario is that Fo fed the location to their new allys to fight in their place, just as they had done in the revenant caves a few hours earlier.

Why was fasan attacking pures indiscriminately and not camping just Rage?
Our large brained boys at Fo forgot to give Fasan critical information on how to accurately identify members of Clan Rage. (rage wears pink hats)

This lack of communication between leaders of Fo and leaders of Fasan led to Main on Pure atrocities -  Examples below -
A young Apex member is ravaged by a maruading venezulan. 

A devastating balista shot hurls toward an unsuspecting Onslaught member.

Unaware of their surroundings, noob raggers are caught in a well-placed barrage trap.


Swift justice is delivered to a ragger, as he forgets to eat his precious lobsters.

 
 
Anyways, the mains tonight were in fact not rage mains -  but a shitty protection cc unleashed by Final Ownage.
Thanks for reading.
Edit:

Evening gents, there seems to be a bit of confusion about which mains/vennies crashed our beloved pure fight at GDZ tonight. So I thought I'd take a little bit of time to clear the air.
Here's a TL;DR at the top if you don't want to read the  post or look at my pretty pictures(player indicators looks like cancer to those who don't use it, sry) - Fo gave the location of the pkri to their allied venny cc and forgot to tell them what hats to hit (omegalol).
[purple names/dots = in cc] 
[red names/white dots = not in cc]
 
So, who did it?
A protection cc called "fasan" . They try to protect worlds at revs for payment.

Why is this noob saying "hit fasan world gl" to you?
The fasan cc has recently allied themselves with our boys in blue, Final Ownage. Congratulations on your new partnership!
Fo thought it would be a good idea to use their new allies to rag us(snakeskin+toxicstaff barrage rag) in rev caves. When that failed horribly, we pillaged the worlds that they "protect". Fasan didn't seem to like that, nor did the lads that he was supposed to be protecting!


Who is Wrong Alice and why is he relevant to this post?
Wrong alice is a known Fo med lvl that appears to be dillegently advertising for his new overlord fasan!
How did this fasan cc know where the pkri was?
Edit: Apologies to Brainsaw PK, as he is a fo member and rags regularly with the fasan cc - I assumed he was there just to rag in OG capes and mistakenly thought he was in a shared cc with them. Which was not true, he was just pking with OG.  Regardless, Fo members were aware of the PKRI and did not mass up to hit it themselves. The most likely scenario is that Fo fed the location to their new allys to fight in their place, just as they had done in the revenant caves a few hours earlier.

Why was fasan attacking pures indiscriminately and not camping just Rage?
Our large brained boys at Fo forgot to give Fasan critical information on how to accurately identify members of Clan Rage. (rage wears pink hats)

This lack of communication between leaders of Fo and leaders of Fasan led to Main on Pure atrocities -  Examples below -
A young Apex member is ravaged by a maruading venezulan. 

A devastating balista shot hurls toward an unsuspecting Onslaught member.

Unaware of their surroundings, noob raggers are caught in a well-placed barrage trap.


Swift justice is delivered to a ragger, as he forgets to eat his precious lobsters.

 
 
Anyways, the mains tonight were in fact not rage mains -  but a shitty protection cc unleashed by Final Ownage.
Thanks for reading.
Edit:

is @Proccyfudog? been missing my boy fodogs shitposts but this proccy lad is a decent substitute. I'm guessing they are the same person but maybe it's just some sort of autismo disease that infects fo members.  

was funny when we got 3v1'd and then 4v1'd with fo's vennys loool 
it makes it more fun tbh  

fo has fallen intro rages trap (!)!
in just 1 short year we have shifted the balance of the pure community, forcing the pigeons into hiring venezuelans for pure vs pure warfare!
in the year 2020 rage has established multiple colonies in Venezuela, erecting multiple statues of a bear with a team-9 cape
Zangw will be dead before venezuela supports tiny pigeons

The best thing foe has ever done, allying with vennys. I know many of us bears made 10m+ off their craw bowers (poor souls actually paid for protection just to get farmed, aha ha). Tons of fun. Thanks gamers down at foe hq!

Evening gents, there seems to be a bit of confusion about which mains/vennies crashed our beloved pure fight at GDZ tonight. So I thought I'd take a little bit of time to clear the air.
Here's a TL;DR at the top if you don't want to read the  post or look at my pretty pictures(player indicators looks like cancer to those who don't use it, sry) - Fo gave the location of the pkri to their allied venny cc and forgot to tell them what hats to hit (omegalol).
[purple names/dots = in cc] 
[red names/white dots = not in cc]
 
So, who did it?
A protection cc called "fasan" . They try to protect worlds at revs for payment.

Why is this noob saying "hit fasan world gl" to you?
The fasan cc has recently allied themselves with our boys in blue, Final Ownage. Congratulations on your new partnership!
Fo thought it would be a good idea to use their new allies to rag us(snakeskin+toxicstaff barrage rag) in rev caves. When that failed horribly, we pillaged the worlds that they "protect". Fasan didn't seem to like that, nor did the lads that he was supposed to be protecting!


Who is Wrong Alice and why is he relevant to this post?
Wrong alice is a known Fo med lvl that appears to be dillegently advertising for his new overlord fasan!
How did this fasan cc know where the pkri was?
Edit: Apologies to Brainsaw PK, as he is a fo member and rags regularly with the fasan cc - I assumed he was there just to rag in OG capes and mistakenly thought he was in a shared cc with them. Which was not true, he was just pking with OG.  Regardless, Fo members were aware of the PKRI and did not mass up to hit it themselves. The most likely scenario is that Fo fed the location to their new allys to fight in their place, just as they had done in the revenant caves a few hours earlier.

Why was fasan attacking pures indiscriminately and not camping just Rage?
Our large brained boys at Fo forgot to give Fasan critical information on how to accurately identify members of Clan Rage. (rage wears pink hats)

This lack of communication between leaders of Fo and leaders of Fasan led to Main on Pure atrocities -  Examples below -
A young Apex member is ravaged by a maruading venezulan. 

A devastating balista shot hurls toward an unsuspecting Onslaught member.

Unaware of their surroundings, noob raggers are caught in a well-placed barrage trap.


Swift justice is delivered to a ragger, as he forgets to eat his precious lobsters.

 
 
Anyways, the mains tonight were in fact not rage mains -  but a shitty protection cc unleashed by Final Ownage.
Thanks for reading.
Edit:

that's a very angry post wow, looks like bsa's paranoid propaganda is working. @BSAgz 

do zenith members even eat their lobsters? I know rage is strong but u boys die too fast!
(ez4rage)

wow clan rage is powerful

Hello Mr. Dynamic of fo,
It seems you have misspelled my name in this post - writing pooplord1234 instead of pooplord1235.
Please fix this error immediately.
Kind Regards,
Pooplord1235

Hello Mr. Dynamic of fo,
It seems you have misspelled my name in this post - writing pooplord1234 instead of pooplord1235.
Please fix this error immediately.
Kind Regards,
Pooplord1235

Hello Mr. Dynamic of fo,
It seems you have misspelled my name in this post - writing pooplord1234 instead of pooplord1235.
Please fix this error immediately.
Kind Regards,
Pooplord1235

Hello Mr. Dynamic of fo,
It seems you have misspelled my name in this post - writing pooplord1234 instead of pooplord1235.
Please fix this error immediately.
Kind Regards,
Pooplord1235

no wonder FOE's been missing from rev caves, must be pretty embarrassing getting dominated every time they tele up

suprised at how bad LY kids were in singles, lower quality than a generic vennie bolt ragger

suprised at how bad LY kids were in singles, lower quality than a generic vennie bolt ragger