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  1. This is fucking brilliant
  2. Lol? You had us down opts for about 10 seconds but when we returned we cleared out your remnants and were left standing. There was never no supremacy capes there at the fight.
  3. Today Supremacy massed up a strong 34 (later peaking at 40) Tigers. We gwased more than a few clans and absolutely brown sticky stuffstomped our competition, as per usual. Another fantastic day to be Supreme. Noel's POV: Pert's POV: For our first fight of the day we set up a pkri vs FI south of CA in PVP worlds. We caught them in copious amounts of clumps and got a 10 man lead on them. They were a bit confused on what to do so they ran from lvl 10 Fog to lvl 2 wildy, in which we just followed and banged out their back line. At this point of the fight, around 50% of Fatality tele'd out to save their peasant gear and the other 40% died. We called for a regroup to tele out while they tried to rerush our looters. We noticed and tried to re-rush the fight, but before our main group could rush them they called for a glory out (nothing new lmfao) just when our humongous return group was about sideswipe them once more. Ty for battle After regrouping, we found EOP and UB duking it out west of CA. We logged in west of Graves and hit the fight from the northwest. We ended up killing a lot of clumped up pirates and gorillas and ended up getting a tele when they set their sights on us. We then positioned ourselves on Corp Hill and smoked random returners for their +1's. Every few seconds or so, some broccoli in the pure community would exit corp cave and donate us their loot for free. After a few minutes of killing 20+ people from various clans and brown sticky stuff, out of nowhere BP comes rushing in from the south with 15 people basically begging us to clear them. After giving them the superior golden dick, we looted up and got a quick bank. Having banked our freshly pked ballistas off the retards at BP and the morons who got camped returning, we headed to Boneyard to give IR another brutal pounding sesh. We rushed them south east of boneyard where we pushed in from the trees and instantly made most front liners tele out of fear. Knowing we had a significant opt advantage on them, we pushed them back up from boneyard to dwarves and caught them in a 7 man clump to finish them off. Slightly after they had 10 or so people left, FI rushed in and we called for a tele with nicely earned loot in our inventories. Oh boy, for our next bit of action we gwased the everliving brown sticky stuff out of Apex as they tried going out of the gate east of Bandits. We caught their entire clan in one massive clump, forcing them to kiss the ground and kneel before their masters. They were trapped by another clan behind them, probably eop, so they had no where to go. In groups of 5, Apex hit the fucking deck and mass spawned in lumby while we boasted our magic gains. Then, EOP almost made the same mistake as Apex did, but they must have witnessed Apex dropping like flies and didn't end up rushing. But our gwasing fest wasn't nearly over as we are simply gwas masterminds. UB tried to rush us from the south trying to catch us by surprise, so we pulled east a bit to single with 30~ opts and caught around 10 of them being moronic from the single-to-multi line. We forced most of these chimps to tele or die, and shortly after rushed them back west where we found them in a massive clump trying to do what we just did at the 1-tile entrance of bandit camp. We caught around 20-25 of them in the clump and got most of them down until the rest of their group tele'd. Since IR is addicted to getting rammed by Supremacy, we set up another fight vs them. We got an east to west spread on 26 Hill and rushed south towards Sperm. It got so out of hand we basically didn't know what clump to hit anymore, but luckily for them, IR got saved by the bell as EOP logged in on top of us, forcing both clans to leave the scene. We set up a fight vs Apex north of CA, knowing they had a few more then us. We rushed from graveyard and stacked our north group to the point where we smashed into them like a wrecking ball from a Miley Cyrus video. Apex got Hannah Montana'd pretty fucking hard and we forced their members to clump to the point where we literally stole charges out of their glories within seconds. Before getting a full lead and clear on apex, I think a few clans rushed in so we dipped as well. Next up we set up a fight vs IR near sperm hill, and waited for them at 26 hill. We had a feeling they would log in on 26 hill and they did just that, so we left the middle of the hill empty for our chins and barrages to tear through their opts. When they logged in, we did just that. We killed a lot of their magers and entire west side of the hill within a matter of seconds and swiftly worked them up to the spider where the last few Ir members eventually teleported out while we got the full clear on them. Gf Ir, thanks for the fight. For our last little hit, us and Rage were the only clans left in the wild on this Sunday evening, so we decided to take it to deep wilderness. Rage defended on New Gate hill waiting for us while we came from north of the gate. They were getting ragged by a bunch of 1 itemers by the time we came by and swept up the entire minimap after a quick few minutes. Moving from gdz hut to gap, we killed anyone we could find and got rid of the 1 itemers on our way back u t the gdz hut. Having cleared the minimap again of any white dots, we moved west and got a log to end the trip.
  4. Today Supremacy massed up 32 (later peaking at 35) ferocious Tigers to demolish each and every clan in our path. We cleared FI multiple times and ended our action-packed Saturday trip by getting a full clear on IR at high altar, putting our boots on their throats as we took their heads off with our rune scimitars. What a glorious day to be Supreme. Noel's POV: For our first fight of the day, we logged in north of Sperm and found a little cluster of FOE, Rage, Apex and FI. The cluster broke up fast so we ran East and began focusing Apex. The fight, however, quickly got crashed by UB, we pulled further north on top of 26 hill with Apex to our east and UB to our south. Apex ran into singles, but our thirst for blood wasn't close to being satiated, so we got a fall in on 26 Hill and waited for UB to rush us, which they eventually did. Despite having more opts , we substituted our manpower with ferocity and did some serious damage on UB before the fight was crashed once more by Rage. We dipped through the cluster east and caught a regroup for our next fight. After killing some random CD stragglers west of Corp, we found Apex and CD fighting Northeast of Ruins. At the same time FI tried crashing so we AC'd the fight, but when clans realized Supremacy was nearby, the fight ended in a matter of seconds. We killed off all of the stragglers and caught a quick RG. We then stumbled upon another cluster consisting of the same clans east of Vents. We started off by destroying a handful of CD members, forcing them West. We then set our sights on FI, who were standing North with their dicks in their hands. They didn't see what was coming and before they knew it, we pounced on them, forcing them West aswell. After giving FI a little taste of what was yet to come, we ran into Apex and ran through them, creating a cute little sandwich with CD on the other side. The fight, however, quickly ended up in singles so we got a fall in and caught a cheeky regroup. After banking our loot, we set up a fight vs FI West of Bandits. After wishing eachother GL, we got a little tornado going and waited for FI to rush. When they did, we quickly got on top of them with our scimitars and went to town on them. We immediately got a substantial lead and after three minutes of absolutely dominating, we forced them all the way to East Bandits and then into singles. cleared x1 For some reason FI didn't feel like they received enough dick in ass, so they desperately tried to return to Bandit Camp hoping for us to come give them another dicking. We obliged and ran west into them, tearing through them once again with our scimitars. They lasted another 3 minutes before they ran East again into singles again. Cleared x2 We then set up a fight vs CP and waited around for 15 minutes for them to come and rush us. When it finally looked like they were about to, they lasted a full 10 seconds before realizing we were too much of a challenge and went back to their homeland amongst their moss giant ancestors for some tea and biscuits. Found CD East of Bandits and immediately turned focus on them, after a bit of cycling back and forth UB crashed from the southwest so to avoid the sandwich we pulled further north towards east bandits entrance and held there as CD hit from the east and UB from the south. As CD turned their focus onto UB we focused both clans from the north as they walked south past bandit gap, claiming numerous victims from both sides. As we walked UB and CD south Apex came in from the west, so we pulled back northeast and turned our focus onto them, getting aggressive with our scims right off the bat dropping numerous piles standing out, while this went down FI got ballsy and decided to rush from the west as well, we pulled further north and threw arrows into the sea of green make an insurmountable amount of capes touch the ground. Apex dipped out so we turned our focus onto FI who was now halfway in singles, so we pull north and baiting them through runescape pathfinding to step deeper into multi, where we caught numerous binds and picked off the retards who got caught. Apex rerushes the fight from the east so we dip south, now being south of both clans we switched positions with FI and took on this 1v2 like champions while we waited for our massive return group. Soon after we get a regroup and begin pushing back out IR decides to crash the fight so we turned our focus onto those autistic fucks, beating them to death with the blunt side of our rune scimitars causing severe braindamage in their already braindead memberbase. We move north of IR and hit them south, where they get repeatedly get pelted by arrows similar to how they got pelted with rocks in school. As IR pulls fulls further south we wrapped around west to the return spot, where FI once again rerushes from the west. We pull west through FI and turn our focus back onto them as IR pulls north of FI in an attempt to focus us. We pulled off west and FI and IR both followed, with FI directly north of us and IR far northwest by the dareeyak tele spot. (see above) Still not having banked, we run East again and FI follows us into multi thinking they could get that illusive win against Supremacy. Even though FI started off this continuation of our fight with more people, we stomped them for 14th time today. Once again, we end up pushing FI towards singles, after which a cheeky singles fight erupts. Getting bored, we ran towards the West and start bowing FI from multi. This goes on for a few minutes with us never losing the advantage, but UB crashed so we dipped. () IR offered to defend for us at high altar (their favorite fucking spot in the entire runescape wilderness), but after a bit of them bitching around like the monkeys they are and running back and forth between singles and multi we decided to just log in on top of them and do the defending. They attempted to bow us from the door with a half ass attempt at a scim push before Rage (who apparently was watching the same join.me that I was) rushed the fight from the east. IR dipped out like scaredy little bitches but we stayed and fought like true kings despite being down 10+ opts against Rage. We pulled east off the altar and onto the entrance to give our returners some breathing room where IR attempted to snipe us from singles. Noticing the disrespect we turned around and put our full focus on IR, who we then walked down past the forgotten cemetary where I buried aao and let my strong warriors catch a quick bank. IR walked back north in an attempt to try the fight again after the bullying they had just received. We rushed them inside of the altar despite being down 5 while our tigers were returning, and held the opts even. Obliterating them with our style switches and catching the retards standing off the altar in a flurry of adamant arrows and scimitar swipes. After going back and forth for 15 minutes we caught a full regroup and put the fucking smackdown on IR. Accomplishing a full clear and holding the high altar as our own. We walked the retards who had attempted to return all the way to edge ditch and laughed at them as they were punished. It's our altar bundle of twigsgots.
  5. close prep gf rage we'll get you next time
  6. Big tings soon friend, big tings. I've queried you literally moments after you've replied to me on sharkbrew and have gotten no reponse. I even went on your ts and was insta-banned before I could even talk to one of you bundle of twigsgots. Just do yourself and your members a huge favor and close already. Soon Tbh I was kind of hoping they'd grow a pair. But publicly embarrassing them in front of the pure community and their own members is kind of better than a prep win.
  7. And for the icing on the cake, when I took time out of MY day to come and discuss it with you, this is what I get: Autistic fuck kyp you lost lmfao Milzan, your HIGH COUNCIL approached me for a prep. Which I gladly fucking accepted.
  8. Today Supremacy massed up 34 Tigers to take on AAO's dead fucking lions in a P2P prep. Despite asking around the pure community for invites to accompany them during this endeavor, they were unable to pull the 30 minimum requirement (or even 10 for that matter) and instead decided to not show up and waste our time. Funny troll AAO, but this costed you a loss (which probably doesn't matter since you're closing anyway.) and it also costed you the respect of a few of the hopeless souls who stick around your dead clan. And their poor members attend their brown sticky stuffty snipe trips every fucking weekend, can't even muster up the courage to come to a prep and get stomped lmfao. Next time @@Fliby @@Not Kyle @ @@King Koer Jr think twice before you step up to the big cats ty for the 3-0 and yet another giant fucking L on AAO's record before they close.
  9. Today after aao ranks embarrassed themselves and infuriated their already pissed off member base by scheduling and then not showing up to a prep against us we headed out into the wilderness with 27 Strong Tigers and ended up running into a few misfits members. After the initial hit they massed up and challenged us to a pkri, which we gladly accepted. We defended for them at fog, while they rushed from the southeast. Catching this, we quickly wrapped around from the southwest and snuggled them tight like a blanket. Keep the pressure on them as our dds specs flew wildly. We stayed until the last bee was slain and dipped to catch a bank with all of our lootations. Gf Misfits ty for the action. Mustafas' POV
  10. Today Supremacy massed up 40 ferocious tigers later peaking at 44. our pull stayed strong as we got several fights with clans around our pull. Coming away with tons of loot and several wins, it was truly a good day to be supreme. ATID Pov NOEL Pov For our first fight of the day we heard Apex and UB were fighting east boneyard, rolled up and got a couple kills before FOE rushed from the east and the cluster dispersed. Our scouts found FOE and Misfits fighting at south Al Karid. Logged in at Shanty Pass and sniped the fight picking up a couple of kills before FOE turned their attention to us so we tele'd out with our loot. Intel told us Apex was running through the wild in a fall in from north of corp cave to 18 ports, and we decided to follow them with our mean faces on and our dicks ready to penetrate their assholes. We managed to get Apex in a 15 man clump off the east side of the hill near 18 ports and instantly made half their clan either die to our vicious rush, or teleport out with their chins down by their chests. Once the clumps dispersed we got aggressive with our melee and swiftly cleared Apex off the face of the minimap. We picked up our loot and went to bank our loot after an amazing clear. We ran over to crash Fi and Apex and brown sticky stuff, but both green clans disappeared off the face of the map and we instead ran into IR on top of 26 hill. We luckily found them standing in multiple DD's and happily took care of their clumps with our extremely insane magic spells. After a quick minute or two of slapping them around 26 hill, eop rushed in and we tele'd out with nearly full opts. Found Apex lackin at CA. Rushed them from the south and quickly started to clear them before IR rushed from the north. We got aggressive on IR and pushed them to Corp Hill where we began to clear them up. AAO thought it was a bright idea to rush with a massive 20 people as IR was pretty much cleared. We turned our attention on the retards who are bound for closure and began to punish them like their fathers punished them during their childhoods. The AAO beatdown was eventually over with within 15 seconds (since they only have single digit members anyway lmfao) and we chased the remaining amount of IR members to corp cave entrance where we barraged the living fucking brown sticky stuff out of their broccolied clumps, hilariously laughing at them while we gwased IR trying to return. Hit FI in singles down 2 expecting them to go to multi. After a couple minutes of fighting FI in singles it was evident they were pussies and we were getting bored so we left while other retards showed up and did nothing in single wahahaha. Found IR in the trees just east of NE ruins trying to kill one of our own, so we rushed them from the north and sent IR flying out of the fucking game at a record setting pace. FI rushed from the east and we quickly turned our attention to the front line that ran in and teleported out within seconds. After a short scrap with FI, apex rushed from the side so we tele'd down to edge with our loot. For our last fight of the day we had IR defend for us on top of 26 hills. Being the better and smarter clan we baited their broccolied members off the hill and killed their entire east side 1 by 1, where we eventually ran on top of them and forced them to run west. Knowing they had a few more opts, we controlled the hill and watched them die off the hill as FI ran in to crash.
  11. I try to get fights vs your clan, but it never works out. focus btw
  12. 2many Thanks Whoppa, you guys too. Heck ya m8, tyvm will do. Not sure which clan you are, but yeah totally.
  13. Today Supremacy massed up 41 glorious Tigers, later peaking at 45 with the intention of getting high as fuck as we smoked clans. I'm so fucking high rn omg.. Noel's POV: For our first bit of glory for the day, Apex defended for us inside of bandit camp, we rushed them from the east, immediately pulling scims on their clump inside of the hut, deleting their top clicks in an instant. We kept up the aggression and were quickly up 10+ opts before CD rushed from the east and we followed Apex out east into singles, as all of this happened, aao (late to the party) came in through bandit gap and attempted to kill off stragglers, we hopped back into the same world to attempt to hit aao in multi but they just ran into single like the little bitches they are and proceeded to get wiped the fuck out like Thailand during Typhoon season. With their remainder of their in-game opts being rag tanks we took our victory and dipped out for the next big fight. As we were waiting for IR to defend for us just north of ruins, UB logs in on top of us and cheekily spams that they were stealing our fight. Not expecting us to retaliate, we chased UB north and hit them from the back, dropping multiple piles before they even reached IR. Noticing that our ded lion friends were roaring at us from the singles line we turned our focus onto the little pussy cats and got on top of them south. Supremacy Start - 45 aao Start - 13 Supremacy End - 45 aao End - 2 We hit aao in singles (as they like to be hit) and after giving them time to alert the raggers who accompany them to the location, we pulled northeast further into multi, baiting the cauliflower fucking pussies as they ran in 1 by 1 only to be bound and obliterated. While William choked on his left over chicken breast screaming for people to return, we did a final push and pounced on top of the dying lions, pushing them into singles. Here we put down the poor cats until there was no more pures left. Once again we dipped east into multi, knowing they wouldn't follow us and caught a regroup in another world to go and bank our full sets of runite armor. We set up a fight vs IR where they wanted to defend at high altar. We obliged and waited, and waited .. and waited.. until finally they were spotted. So we logged on top of them and asked them why they took so long, before finally we ran inside of the altar and defended for them. After waiting about 3 minutes more they finally mustered up the courage and rushed us, bowing once and then pulling scims. After their easily predicted attempt to gain an opt advantage, we did the same and decimated the retards who stayed on top of us, doing constant style switches and keeping them guessing they finally pulled further east for another attempt. We caught them once more, this time dropping even more IR opts than the previous attempt. As we continued to beat on IR with our runite scimitars UB rushed the fight from the east and we pushed east through them, with IR following close behind. IR kept running east and we pulled south, to claim our win, catch a regroup and find our next fight. We were informed by a highly organized collective intelligence that CP was battling IR just north of their homeland and felt obligated to go and pay them a visit. We logged in just southwest of the fight and rushed with scims, demolishing the blue capes north and chased them further south. Once they hit singles we pulled west and tried to bait them out, they didn't bite. So we just pulled our scims and walked the remnants down before dipping off to our next hit. After a bit of waiting around for clans to accept our fight, we unexpectedly found CD sitting just south of us inside of multi. Not ignoring this opportunity we chased them further south with bows on top of them, chasing them southwest onto 13 ports. Here they regrouped and we had a nice 40v40 fight on top of the obelisk with us holding the advantage during the majority of the scramble. aao attempted to tickle us with their 10 opts sniping in full rune but we simply ignored them like kittens at our ankles and continued the fight against CD. Eventually we pulled them east off of the ports and pushed them on top of pond with our scims, keeping the pressure on them as we inched them forward. Eventually Rage rushed and we dipped out with our victory. With us being the last real clan out, with aao having fully devolved into a snipe team, we decided to pay them a visit as they sat inside of multi (for the first time the entire trip) just outside of corp entrance. We hopped on top of corp hill just east of them and made them quickly scramble as we chased them west into singles. Once again we baited them 1 by 1 for quick and easy rune sets for our hungry tigers and further demoralized the poor ded lions. After we've made it blatantly obvious of how terrible and dead aao really was and stirring up awkward conversations on their TS pertaining to the future of their dead clan, we dipped out looking for more action. For our final hit of the day as the last clan standing and the only clean to go undefeated all day, we paid the broken lions one final visit as they sat in singles just east of ruins (now with only 8 left standing LOL). We obliterated them with our 45 to their 8 and claimed even more free rune. After causing severe depression among the aao rank team and going undefeated all day long with the most action, we called it a day and went home to sharpen our claws and pray for the dying lions to make a strong recovery after the beating they had just received. 1 ​ ​ ​
  14. Had 35 on TS and in-game but ok, think what you want/ We were the first clan out and didn't end until quarter to 4, so that's 2 hrs and 45 mins of action. We fought you down opts and bullied you at high altar until our 4ners dced and you got +opts? That's the only fight I lost today. You have a special kind of cauliflower. And when we hit you at west bandits we move through you because fi was to your west and was going to focus us lel.
  15. 89 cb cap 1-4 def cap and accepted. 20 def isn't pure and no other respectable clan allows it. You can have your 1 exception under 101 cb.
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