WeaselMaker

So apparently it seems that clans nowadays (under this system of points at sharkbrew) have to keep complete logs of EVERYTHING.

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Glad ic ould help

Im not back Im just here to give you the empirical reporting on these brown sticky stuff clans, then im gone. TLP - idk about you yet, you should be using your hype to actually do SOMETHING instead of being a conservative-clanwars clan or P2P focused like CTRL (Did i hurt anyones feelings?) Fatality - you had your time on top, i hope you enjoyed it while it lasted. Take a seat in the "hot tub time machine" and go back to your slump days. EOP - well of all the clans id say you atleast somewhat deserve the top spot the most. You guys just cant seem to close and give up despite how brown sticky stuff you (not were) are. Way to stick it in there, sometimes even the quiet introverted kids get to eat with the big dogs. CP - Lol. You guys should try opening a non-profit for Agriculture awareness or be a skilling clan. FOE - wb i guess? Hope your vacation was nice. Hope you are ready for some TLP lovin. LT - I cant figure out what you guys are doing. BV v.9 - Nice software updates. ZU - Keep doing your thing. SuP - Keep doing your thing, but for gods sake increase your averages.. Like fuck. RD/Ascent/Outbreak - Can say id never see this aliance happen.. You two are literally like the couple that is completely abusive towards each other, yet for some reason never separate despite all your friends telling you to do so. Chaos - Dont know mucha bout you other then some modest wins. Codi swag?!? Imperial - dont like you for some reason. Omega - cauliflower fkin name like ur setting yourself up for terrible jokes. You need to step up to Curse. Curse - You need to start rivalry with Omega. Olympus - cauliflower fking name but you need to focus on quality now. Trauma - Great here we go again, shoulda just stayed open with ZU and SUP from the beginning. Dont think youll recover to that status again. Especially given people in your ranks staffs histories. Thank god i dont have to input Zenith in here, but im sure after f2p update i will. Until next time, Hamiltons potato masher.

Imperial is brown sticky stuff #chaos.

An ideal. A want is not satisfied by speculation. It would never work, because of people liek you on these forums. Go to yor parents.

oh god chesty the time of fucking EMPATHY and cuddling and daycare phaggot brown sticky stuff is OVER. There will be no reform, there will be no great awakening or lost brotherhood relived Nobody will give two-fucks of a pie tomorrow about this topic or about each other. No, there is only one way chesty. That is complete removal of this site.

Judging by your rs history i find this quote appropriate: "you appear as honorable man, yet attempt to slip cock in ass"

tl;dr youre not welcome here, go back to your own clans forums and remian there. No more community 'oneness' it is a false ideal placed upon us from an archaic time of clanning long ago. None of you have it in you to bring this type of order back to light. So fuck off. You dont deserve these type of sites. no community sites

This community, this fucking community. is doomed. @@slushpuppy This topic is not intended to discredit you by any means, do not take it that way. You are one of the few in this age of clanning that actually ATTEMPTS to keep this community alive. Moving on to more pressing matters at hand. I have been thinking about the nature of the pure scene, and about the history of it. I cannot come to any other conclusion other than the pure community, in all its greatness, has democratized itself with community forums like this. Clans come in here, witht heir brown sticky stuff members, their brown sticky stuff ideals, their brown sticky stuff opinions, and what do they get? They get economics! Marketing, Services, Tools, promotions, they get to exchange services with other clans, which, ultimately benefits them. What else do they get? For the most part (although this will obvious as obamas muslim heritage be disputed) they get fucking treated fairly. A complete fairness in the form of rights in relation to every other clan on here. If one clan wants to create disarray amongst another, there is a neutrality to the removal of the disputing off these boards. This community is built to keep you guys here and living obediently with each other. Kinda like the UN for you tomatos who dont understand (mainly aussies). What is my fucking point??? Well i will tell you now. There is a complete as slush put it "Self-destructive" nature to this community. My sound and logical theory as to why is simple. There is a conflict of interest in each clan when they use these public forums. Clans in this day and age go from their own forums, their own home, with their own leaders, to community forums like these. They then proceed to make complete fucking asses of themselves. It is because of the change of governance from their own clans, to a free-for-all-fuck-it-do-what-u-want community. It is fucking toxic (PUN is INTENDED). You pures are like little fucking brats. Brat fucking children who expect everthing to be given to them. Constantly having arms wide open, ever-deserving of anything you see fit. Your brown sticky stuff parents who put up with your bullbrown sticky stuff are your clans, your clans forums, your clan ranks. Sure youll be good boys and girls with your parents, but the moment you come on these community forums, you loose your fucking brown sticky stuff, and that little cunt-brat-ass character of yours comes right out. How do we fix this self-inflicted anemia in our community? We destroy community sites. We send you fucks back to your parents, this isnt day care. As long as we have community sites like these (again no offense @@slushpuppy ) this community will constantly bite its tail. Go back to your fucking homes, play with your brothers and sisters, worry about your own clan on your own forums (hell your leaders should like this--ACTIVE FORUMS), and fucking remain there. Its obvious that we dont need these sites because all they are used for is flaming/baiting/trolling/fuck-all. CLEARLY we cant bring you guys together and play nice, nor can we do any sort of fucking events on these forums because it goes to fuck-all. When clans go back to their homes, when these community sites stop fucking welfaring this community then we may see growth. These sites arent used for bringing new pures into this community anymore. Theya rent used for events either. If you want to contest me then go ahead but you know deep down im fucking right. Everything you use to setup fights with other clans and interract with other clans has NOTHING to do witht his site. Go back to IRC, go back to TS. This is the only option slush and co. i hope you heed my words because i do know what i am talking about. @@Ivp

Heard you guys cheated and attacked on their att round, sounds about right though given the nature of RD How in the bigfuck did you pull 17 WITH invites LOL

what the fuq are u doing vendetta?

Where is your ML? Where are your forums? Where is your recruit topic? Where are your gfx? What is your ts what is your irc Are you an LPC MPC? Who do you intend to compete with/? Who are your ranks? Are you friends with CP? is this old vendetta? Focus on your fking foundations and stop posting cauliflower mini wars. Christ, no wonder clans last 1 month on 07. Go do some PR bitches! Closed mouthes fucking close in this community, remeber that.

nice quote fking tomato. This makes sense and reminds me of the old RAW list and process by which it was done. I think as long as ranks in clans arent lazy fucks this can be done smoothly.

Sounds like phaggot brown sticky stuff How about a RAW list

hopefully he can go teach clans like Nemesis and LT how to lead

I had a terrible cold and my mother asked me if I wanted to see a "DR," I said wtf is a DR? Proceeded to watch toonami nice massing

All these clans do is camp single now, I mean at one time camping single might have been a tactic for clans (see CP) but nowadays its literally a lifeline. Whats worse is that it is even more done in p2p. Making a successful p2p sunday merge with ALL clans impossible due to lack of confidence in leaderships own clans and the community. LT doesnt want to step up same with ZU because "P2P" is dead. Only supremacy has balls, and Ascent to do P2P events. ZU should probably try P2P hey may be good at it, i mean they lost their F2P dominance recently, so a revamp in their build might be good for them. Why dont these clans want to do p2p midweek events? Oh but they will go to friday trips and rely on numbers..and singles... GOD forbid a sunday trip though? Thefuq is the logic in keeping it friday instead of just moving it to sat f2p / sun p2p? Your pulls will be better for p2p as well. Im thinking we need a committee for all leadership in every clan to come together and flame each other, hopefully we can get some pussies to step out of comfort zone.

if this does happen hopefully it will revive this brown sticky stuff community and actually show clans how to step the fk up

tight dick playa

j and henry why not just fight irl phaggots?

CP has written history you dumbcunts

You fkin tomatos, like seriously. You take shots at CP, one of the longest lasting clans on this brown sticky stuff game. None of you except for FoE and EOP are even credible enough to speak about them. You talk brown sticky stuff about EoP, yet your clan is 4 months old. It seems majority of you are terminally ill from Ebola. Apparently Ebola is not only airborne but it also is transferrable onto the net as well, you kids seem to have caught it. Call the World Health Organization and quarantine this community. Zu please stop pretending to be #1, you have been exposed. Sup, you guys are great keep it up. LT, idk why you reopened on 07, your closure it literally imminent. Ascent, lol seriously. What are your goals on this game? To remain in the closet and hide until everyone dies? This isnt the walking dead. FoE, who the fk even leads ur clan? Fatality, your leadership prolly amounts to the biological age of 24, ther eis ur problem, yure welcome. Everyone should say thank you to slushpuppy for makin this community because if it was up to me id leave u tomatos in the streets homeless. He makes events and u just brown sticky stuff on them, and him. CP and EOP fking fullout already, show these new kids how its done. If you need some leadership advice i got u (this is for u nemesis) Lastly, stop pretending to be #1, it fluctuates week to week. @@slushpuppy where the fuck is RAW list? It would be nice to have except all the newgen kids on here have no idea what a fullout even is. All they know is matched cw fights.

looks like DR got Sup'd up. goodjob CV

gj ascent, better than DR