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    No Knees reacted to Buckets in ~Clumpa~ slumpas the human centipede alliance   
    October 17th 4:30pm EST/9:30pm GMT

    On this fine Sunday, what started off a normal partly cloudy day of ending Rot+Sv+Apex+zenith+vr+bf+sc+foe, manifested itself as a devastating 1B+ extraction of gear from the minion alliance.
    OG deviously baited up 7 fully massed clans(on mandatory prep) to GDZ for clumpa+bc to annihilate. Being extremely overconfident due to the sheer amount of preparation (including retired prep for rot), they decided to show up with gear. 
    The alarms were sounded; a raid this profitable had not been scouted in months. 242 buckets trickled in as the drums of destiny beat. 
     
    The menu;
    48 Rot members (9 retireds, 6 SV1 guests included)
    35 Apex (25 Apex, 10 recently recruited Zenith members
    22 Zenith members (week prep, 15 of them were on lvl 82 combats or lower)
    18 Foe members
    13 Sicarios Vennies (actually had a 6 day prep, as commanded by rot)
    9 BF members 
    7 VR members 
     
    The fight would start with Zenith+Foe+Apex joint rushing OG. The buckets would instantly log in under the soup of clans they blended up. Rot would then command Sicarios+BF+VR to log in and sent them to suicide into the buckets to give Zenith+Apex+Foe some slack.

    Slack was not given, more buckets logged in and cleared them as well. Consequentially, Apex would get cleared and then give rot an ultimatum: log in and save the 6 minion clans that rot commanded to meatshield, or they would stop feeding rot their memberslist. With the stakes that high, Rot would make the huge mistake of logging in.
    The buckets pushed through the minions, clearing them up until new gate. Rot would command their minions (APEX, ZENITH, FOE, SICARIOS, BF, VR) to stand in front of them and take the hits while they would ballista from the edge of the water, and from inside the water castle. 
    Unfortunately, their minions caved quite fast-

     
    -Zenith would be the first to call it off, just 15minutes into the fight. They never had more than 6 ingame after the initial rush rot ordered them to do. 
    -Next would be FOE. 2 angry leaders who watched their clan get slumped from 80 man pulls to 20 man pulls after being deluded by rot, would stick around to angrily poison people with their dds. They shouted to the sky about their dead clan, though only those they bent to could hear them all the way from Ferox spawn.
    -Sicarios was the next one to leave. They had already delayed their 20M drop party by 1hour to help rot. The members vowed not to be fooled into slaving for another hour. 
    -VR would drop down to just 2 officials after just 30 minutes. They would keep bolting from GDZ to hide with rot at new gate, but they were stampeded by raggers like it was a Walmart on Black Friday.
     
    This left just BF+Apex+Rot. As a consequence of their minions abandoning them, they would run out of meatshields and would be trampled on new gate. The map turned pure purple, and those who were repeatedly fooled into returning would be spawn killed. Apex dropped down to under 15 on TS (still mandatory event), and regear into 1item with Bullfrogs leaving just rot to farm for gear. 

    Just 30 minutes into shovelling their gear into our banks, they would run for 50 ports and log out. Interestingly, they did not tell Apex+Bullfrogs of their plans, as they returned for 10minutes to gdz before realizing their masters had used their hp bars & gear as an exit plan. Bullfrogs would get maced for a SOTD before realizing they were tricked by their masters. All alliance clan members would stop returning immediately after the staff was claimed. Not a single one kept returning.

    Rot was complicit in feeding us their entire alliance's, and their core+retired members' multi tab. 1B+ was collected in taxes from the slave alliance, this won't be the last of it.
    Duration: ~3 very short hours.
     




     




     



























     
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    No Knees reacted to Exodia in TERROR Pure Clan Ownage Saturday Ft. Legacy, Fi, Sup, Rage   
    @n4mescapewho r u gonna ride with when fs dies m8
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    No Knees got a reaction from Beltholder in Pure Clan Rage gets constant action as the Opps suffer   
    gz on outpulling apex for the 129th weekend in a row 
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    No Knees got a reaction from Beltholder in Pure Clan Rage gets constant action as the Opps suffer   
    gz brothers
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    No Knees got a reaction from Beltholder in Pure Clan Rage gets constant action as the Opps suffer   
    gz on outpulling apex for the 129th weekend in a row 
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    No Knees got a reaction from Beltholder in Pure Clan Rage gets constant action as the Opps suffer   
    gz on outpulling apex for the 129th weekend in a row 
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    No Knees reacted to Grey Wolf in Pure Clan Rage gets constant action as the Opps suffer   
    clan-rage.com | Discord: ragebears | ts.clan-rage.com | ''Clan Rage'' cc

     
    A little under 40 bears sharpened their scimitars today to get clean pure action. As our beta opposition (Zen-Pex) did mixed inners and spent their entire trip getting ragged, Rage had clean pure long-lasting clusters with clans like Fatality, Terror and Legacy. 

    Meanwhile, Fo pulled  a little over dozen and had Apex capes in their inventories their entire trip.
    Supremacy had 1 hit at most and ended in a record time (half an hour).
    Zen-Pex spent their entire trip on meds obeying their superiors, being ragged into oblivion by a horde of 1 itemers.

    As that was happening we had fun fights at bandits/sperm and moved all over the place. Many clans have tried to gain the upper hand by teaming on us and out-maining us, alas to no avail. Any clan that is willing to fight us on pures either server, feel free to pm a rank. 


    Below is a recap of the fight:

    Fighting Fatality at bandits




    Terror joining the cluster




    Our next fight was against Fatality at Sperm. FI had a handful of opts on us so this proved to be a challenging fight



    As the fight went on for a long time we had managed to outreturn them and had opts on them. Terror joined the cluster too.


    Feels good to be one of the few pure clans left.

     

    Matias:

    4ticks: 
    Grey:
     


    Edgi:
    uploading...





     




     













     






     
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    No Knees reacted to Buckets in Clumpa farms Sv2+Z+A   
    Massed up 89 Buckets on this fine Saturday to bully the Anti-Clumpa alliance. The sardines and pedos managed to have a total of 3 "Fights", which were all crashed, farmed and ended within minutes before calling it quits (Not trolling).
    Last clan standing as usual. Knoo place




















     



























  9. Good Banter
    No Knees got a reaction from Grey Wolf in Apex vs Violent Resolution FT25 [3-0]   
    have u on audio saying clumpa is the strongest people in the game
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    No Knees reacted to 2002 Allen Iverson in Tuesday: 25 Zenith Smoke Fatality FT. Playdead & Clumpa & BC.   
    @Elve @0wl @Zenith E-Girl @ZENITH HEAD LAWYER
     
    why is there not one kill pic of fi l00000l
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    No Knees reacted to Canny pk in Tuesday: 25 Zenith Smoke Fatality FT. Playdead & Clumpa & BC.   
    Just stopping by to remind you that zenith is ded
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    No Knees got a reaction from teal in ANTI OG SMOKED   
    @ANTI APEX COUNSELOR NO WAY U LOST TO OG LMFAO
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    No Knees reacted to FLOWER in ANTI OG SMOKED   
    Sup. Wheelchair riding helmets at Onslaught setup a PKRI with Fatality and Rage. Knowing that some infidels were massing to crash the fight, we invited Rage to have some fun since we knew the Reapers would dip within 4 minutes (even with only 26 enemies coming our way).

    The apes then had a farm sesh that would see apex member lose a crystal seed, and the rest gearcapped to water sticks and dscims. In the end, the holy land was secured, with nothing but purple dots left to be seen.




     
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    No Knees reacted to Benz in Beyond Control annihilate ROT in a clean 1V1 (3 times) FT. 30 min clean fight with tempest   
    We set up a 30 min capped fight with TEMPEST at 5PM EST 

    Fight was clean with no crashers in sight , after the cap ended we got word SV2/ROT was massing up ,
    we asked the lads over at tempest if they were willing to stay until rot crashed which they agreed on 


    Finally rot crashed but stood no chance at all against 42 big dick BC members , they even refused to gear up in a 1V1 !
    After clearing them 3! times they refused to return  and simply gave up , We really don't know who they are fooling at this point that they are anything but relevant.
    Thanks for the free farm session low stamina chucks! 
    Click me to vieuw tweet

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  16. Good Banter
    No Knees got a reaction from 2002 Allen Iverson in Clumpa spy hits and holds sv2 hostage   
    "oi get out the wildy, clumpa got a full cc"
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    No Knees got a reaction from Linus in did foe close??   
    to all the fo members
     
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    No Knees reacted to Buckets in Clumpa spy hits and holds sv2 hostage   
    After every single sickly minion clan was ended earlier this Saturday (rot avoided the entire event), rot bided their time, waiting a cautious 20 minutes prior to pking. They had hoped the buckets were done for the day, after carefully sacrificing their entire alliance's weekend trip to hopefully satiate Clumpa.
    Clumpa was not satiated. We rushed their GDZ mass with 129 buckets, leading them to retreat to new gate instantly. We would pursue them, full clearing them to single strip. They would call to multilog and put one account at gdz, and another "distracting us" in single. We responded by triple logging, clearing them in multi and single. The 3rd client would be used to gear up in corp gear and crash the corporeal beast trip of 6 old school rot members who skipped to avoid getting farmed again.
    Once they saw where this was going, they decided to hop to random worlds, regroup new gate on all accounts again. The skipping oldschool members would retreat to a private corporeal beast instance.
    We spy hit them on 397 New gate, where they would attempt to fight back for what seemed like seconds. At this point, they were down to just 26 accounts ingame. We would strategically tell all of our spies to log out, causing their ingame numbers to plummet to 17 and Dull would call for the rest of rot to log out. He proceeded to bark at Im sobeast and a1v1 for dying 52 and 32 times respectively. They would not respond because their microphones are muted.
    Please do not wait until 5PM EST to get banned from wilderness next Saturday. Zenith+apex+supremacy+foe+fs won't be around much longer if you treat them like castaway orphans.














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    No Knees reacted to Buckets in Clumpa takes a Dumpa on Z+A   
    Quickly massed up 843 Clumpas for our Saturday trip to demoralise the SV2 sympathisers (Sardines+Peados if you forgot). To our surprise the Peados had changed this week up with using tanks but they found themself getting farmed for their Rune sets and losing every "outlast" fight in single zone. About 30 minutes in they called it quits and ended completely.
    Onto the smelly Sardines - They showed up 3 times. Firstly their merge attempt (3 clans in same TC) and getting cleared south of fortress, literally walked down to the ditch. The 2nd apperance was at Corp where they thought they could stand in the wilderness - which is not allowed (they got escorted to the bank). The last sighting of the Sardines was @ GDZ where Mr Peg stripped naked (), got farmed and refused to return after 3 deaths.
    Better luck next time.


     



































     
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    No Knees reacted to Grey Wolf in Pure Clan Rage officially cleanses the scene of Anti-Rage   
    clan-rage.com | Discord: ragebears | ts.clan-rage.com | ''Clan Rage'' cc



    Anti-Rage in shambles. 

    With the entire scene pulling significantly lower today it was more about the warring quality of clans rather that advantage in opts. 31+ bears went for nothing but pure action today.  Zenith spent their trip with Legacy in singles. God knows where Supremacy was. Fo cancelled (surprise surprise) so K2P could do slayer but MPC was not having any of it and jumped in  Apex capes with a handful other Fo victimas. Since Apex did not have aid from main clans today they decided to do a med only trip and spent their entire trip scouting us. Too bad their 18 man peak weekend trip was literally of no influence against the bears that had double their opts.



    We put FO's entire ex-rank team in Apex capes. The clan they once really despised.


    Below you can find a recap of our F2P trip:

    We started the trip off with a fight vs Terror. Having similar opts and both being skilled in F2P this turned out to be a nice fight.

    A little while later Fatality joined the fight and it became a nice cluster with lots of bowing and cycling



    FI dropped in numbers so we then set our sights on Terror again to keep the cluster alive


    The fight moved all the way to corp hill where we then eventually called it and moved on  to our next fight.

    We fought Terror at Annakarl. This 1vs1 went back and forth a lot and we fought for a long time. We were getting more pure action than any other clan was getting at that point.


    Our informants in Apex have told us they were actively scouting and world hopping. They wanted to hit us to make their TS a bit more hyped. After 20 minutes they finally found us and logged in with 15 meds. WTF were they thinking. Terror and Rage teamed on crash, tbh there was no need for teaming as we put an end to Apex' sub 10 pull on meds with our scimitars and fire blasts. A trip without Nox is a far more worse trip than with him, we know that for sure now.

    Mercy went from suiciding in Zenith to suiciding in Apex LOL


    Sup closed btw


    Apex got smoked! Later on during the trip Apex and an unknown clan tried to set up a fight. Since Apex wanted to play with us we figured we would pay them a visit on all our accounts. We made Apex+FO run into singles like the good dogs they are.

    It started at even opts

    It took us around 20 seconds (just like Apex pull) to make them run for the hills

    And Apex took capes off and hopped out in singles

    Who fkn done it


    After ending Apex we then proceeded to set up 1 last fight vs Terror. We fought for a while. 2 Apex and 3 Fs came naked but yet again had no impact. 


    The fight moved to CA and we eventually ended as the last clan in multi/wildy.

    In summary Rage had by far the best fights today.






    Edgi
    Miala
     

    Grey: uploading...








  21. Poor Banter
    No Knees reacted to orgasms in Twitch Data Breach [[CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS]]   
    rage closed
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    No Knees got a reaction from Royce in THEY WANT TO BE BEARS SO BAD   
    SURPRISE SURPRISE YET ANOTHER ANTI RAGE CLAN THAT WANTS TO BE BEARS 
    LOOK AT THE HISTORY BOOKS WHEN APEX'S  PREDECESSORS [FOE]  SPENT THEIR 16TH ANNIVERSARY IN PINK BEARS CAPES, BELOW IS LIVE DOCUMENTATION OF THE TUNA TIN CLAN APEX FOLLOWING IN THOSE SAME FOOTSTEPS. 
     
     
                                                                                              
     
     
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    No Knees got a reaction from Royce in THEY WANT TO BE BEARS SO BAD   
    SURPRISE SURPRISE YET ANOTHER ANTI RAGE CLAN THAT WANTS TO BE BEARS 
    LOOK AT THE HISTORY BOOKS WHEN APEX'S  PREDECESSORS [FOE]  SPENT THEIR 16TH ANNIVERSARY IN PINK BEARS CAPES, BELOW IS LIVE DOCUMENTATION OF THE TUNA TIN CLAN APEX FOLLOWING IN THOSE SAME FOOTSTEPS. 
     
     
                                                                                              
     
     
  24. Good Banter
    No Knees got a reaction from 2002 Allen Iverson in Onslaught Tuesday || Farming Reign of Terror & Apex   
    trackstar543 cc to lose staff to rev baby! @ANTI APEX COUNSELOR
  25. Good Banter
    No Knees got a reaction from 2002 Allen Iverson in Onslaught Tuesday || Farming Reign of Terror & Apex   
    we have 2 polar opposites when it comes to apex and zenith. zenith ranks want to be in rot so bad but aren't getting in, apex ranks what their members to stay but they're all joining rot. 🤣🤭
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