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i think the funniest thing to come out of this is that nobody in sv has edge spawn lmfa0

i think the funniest thing to come out of this is that nobody in sv has edge spawn lmfa0

i think the funniest thing to come out of this is that nobody in sv has edge spawn lmfa0

lmfao sovereign

pipe down fatalty retarts u cant even spell your own clans name right

thanks a lot fi 
 
 
sacrificing yourselves to your gods (us) was a very smart move
 
 
a couple more weeks of that and we may forgive u for thinking u were anything but our minions to do with as we please

plz get 1 of your ranks (aka adhi or homodreams) to go on irc and pm Hanuman in regards to p2p preps
 
 
I have been trying for a while but for some reason nobody is ever on irc 
 
ty 

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#TLP

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Today the best clan there is, The Last Pures, left edgeville with a strong 75 potato masher homos, later peaking at 93 on teamspeak.

 

Because so many clans had good opts today, the first hour of the trip saw lots of action.

 

Shoutout to sv + fi trying to bail eachother out today. It did not work.

 



Tyen's point of view



 

Rhythm's point of view



 

 

 

We started off the day by rushing eop who were defending at dwarves. It was a nice 75v75 battle until fi foolishly tried to crash from the south. We instantly switched to the green virgins and tore through them. FI ran north trying to fight eop as sv tried to rush south. We quickly switched our focus onto sv and had a short battle south of dwarves before they were dropped down to ~30 in game compared to TLP's 60. CP ran in and tried to do something so we walked north to gap.

 

During the time we were clearing sv, eop had cleared fi and went to bank. Fi were regrouping at gdz and eventually found us south of gap where a melee began. Fi were clearly out matched and got exploded at gap. CP started coming from the south so fi ran north with us chasing them. Eventually they stopped north on the fence where we continued to battle as CP ran away.

 

Fi tried to fight back but got stomped and eventually ran to gdz where sv decided to interfere. TLP stood in GDZ waiting for any clans with balls to come inside but both fi + sv were pussies so we pushed out onto sv and they instantly started running away. Fi tried to snipe us but they suck really bad so we just ignored them as we smoked sv. Eventually sv ran away so we walked up to gap and waited for a while to see what would go down. Fi were cleared off the map and Sv were also cleared off the map. fi and sv suck really bad

 

After this giant melee we hit sv in single like 5 times and after around 2 hours fi finally showed their face again, rushing into us as we were fighting sv in single for 10 minutes. Fi ran into multi and we followed them. EoP rushed into sv who were attempting to snipe us and we took care of fi. With fi just coming back from a regroup and us having no prayer or food, the fight was much closer than it would have been normally. I think the opts were around 43-46 in fi's favour as eop rushed. Eop hit it and then ran away almost instantly so we continued to walk down fi to end our trip. Although we were down maybe 3 dudes in this fight before it was crashed, there is no doubt in my mind we would have came out victorious in the end as fatality is very very bad.

 



































































 

 

 

 

 

 

http://tlp-rs.net/

#TLP

ts.tlp-rs.net

'TLP Public' cc

 

Today the best clan there is, The Last Pures, left edgeville with a strong 75 potato masher homos, later peaking at 93 on teamspeak.

 

Because so many clans had good opts today, the first hour of the trip saw lots of action.

 

Shoutout to sv + fi trying to bail eachother out today. It did not work.

 



Tyen's point of view



 

Rhythm's point of view



 

 

 

We started off the day by rushing eop who were defending at dwarves. It was a nice 75v75 battle until fi foolishly tried to crash from the south. We instantly switched to the green virgins and tore through them. FI ran north trying to fight eop as sv tried to rush south. We quickly switched our focus onto sv and had a short battle south of dwarves before they were dropped down to ~30 in game compared to TLP's 60. CP ran in and tried to do something so we walked north to gap.

 

During the time we were clearing sv, eop had cleared fi and went to bank. Fi were regrouping at gdz and eventually found us south of gap where a melee began. Fi were clearly out matched and got exploded at gap. CP started coming from the south so fi ran north with us chasing them. Eventually they stopped north on the fence where we continued to battle as CP ran away.

 

Fi tried to fight back but got stomped and eventually ran to gdz where sv decided to interfere. TLP stood in GDZ waiting for any clans with balls to come inside but both fi + sv were pussies so we pushed out onto sv and they instantly started running away. Fi tried to snipe us but they suck really bad so we just ignored them as we smoked sv. Eventually sv ran away so we walked up to gap and waited for a while to see what would go down. Fi were cleared off the map and Sv were also cleared off the map. fi and sv suck really bad

 

After this giant melee we hit sv in single like 5 times and after around 2 hours fi finally showed their face again, rushing into us as we were fighting sv in single for 10 minutes. Fi ran into multi and we followed them. EoP rushed into sv who were attempting to snipe us and we took care of fi. With fi just coming back from a regroup and us having no prayer or food, the fight was much closer than it would have been normally. I think the opts were around 43-46 in fi's favour as eop rushed. Eop hit it and then ran away almost instantly so we continued to walk down fi to end our trip. Although we were down maybe 3 dudes in this fight before it was crashed, there is no doubt in my mind we would have came out victorious in the end as fatality is very very bad.

 



































































 

 

 

 

 

 

lmao you chose to limit yourself and killed me when I was doing a clue so no new content will come out unless it explicitly excludes pures because pures are mean wahahahah

You think you're really good? 
 
 
lol

You think you're really good? 
 
 
lol

unlucky

slaughter not trying to risk losing clan of the month lol

My clan pulled 30 and slowly gained quality members who have stuck with us since the day they joined. We have also had essentially the same non-broccolied leaderboard and have not ever relied on ex-warlords with a cc full of 20 mains to aid us everywhere we go.
 
SV will never compete with us, ever. We are now the only big boy in the clan world.

dude who thought this topic was a good idea?
 
Not only is it justin beiber as fuck but it is hilarious as fuck.
 
You stood at edge ditch for literally an hour because you were so blind and terrified of tlp hitting you over and over again (which is exactly what we were going to do to be fair). You then attempted to fight us with another clan 150v130 and lost after roughly 5 minutes. You then sat at the ditch for another 30 minutes before getting hit and bullied by tlp roughly 8 different times before you ended to go fight your alliance clan in clanwars.
 
Then you pulled 45 the next day.
 
Your clan is one of the worst clans in the history of pure clanning led by actual morons who would be completely irrelevant if they didnt have 20 mains led by some ex-eop justin beiberlord that nobody likes or respects. The only reason people stay in your clan (but rarely show up to anything) is because they think you will dox them for leaving for a better clan (literally every other clan would count as a better clan btw)
 
Sv has no history, no quality, no leadership, no brain cells, and will die again.

fi are very suck and it is entirely lil nicks fault
 
 
he should have learned from the first time but he is very dense

Hey guys, it's your friendly neighbourhood salad eater here.
I'm here to discuss the correlation between clans who have positioned themselves against a clan who was way out of their league and slumping.

Members of the anti-TLP alliance:
foc - Reduced to sharing team capes with other members of the anti-TLP alliance as well as promoting ex-ranks of the now defunct mpc Control to their leaderboard. Need I say anymore?

sv - a once big fish in a small pond (see: mpc scene) embarrassed by the Blue Giant; TLP. Their pulls have seen tremendous slumps, going from 115-45, as well as mass demotions amongst their incompetent leadership. Also a part of the two clan alliance that has been sharing a team cape recently and feeding wins to the #1 pure clan TLP, most recently being banned from the wilderness and forced to fight in clan wars with their minion clan foc as a result of their clan being so extremely spy ridden(leaderboards leak coming soon).

fi - YES THIS CLAN IS STILL OPEN LMAO. The leadership, cited by current legends + supreme elders to be the worst leadership in fatality history, is currently living up to expectations. fi managed to peak at 35 people to todays P2P trip and are in the midst of losing their 24th rivalry to EoP. They are also on a 250+ day losing streak to TLP, for those interested.

cp - yes, this clan is still open as well. They are currently enjoying their annual slump at the hands of TLP which is indicating no signs of an end unless another mass merge with an lpc occurs, presumedly Olympus. Goodluck Bvg on leader, my fingers are crossed for you.


Clans not in the anti-TLP alliance:
TLP(obviously)- Currently at an all time peak of their 10+ year history. Although the current competition is so far below the par that has been set pre-eoc, TLP are showing extreme signs of domination that rival MM at it's peak.

Rd/EoP- I will be grouping these two clans together as they are currently both at similar levels of competion in their respective servers. Both are making seamless transitions out of minor slumps due to the fact that they have not antagonized the Blue Beasts and are looking to start pushing into the top 3. Gratz RD and gratz EoP.

Sup- Sup have really been improving recently, most likely due to the fact that they having been getting easy wins over lesser clans as well as a certain ex-TLP Warlord helping with the organization. At this rate Sup is looking to relieve their glory days, albeit short, as a direct result of not crossing the paths of the Kings of Pure Clanning.


As can been seen from the above findings, there is an irrefutable correlation between clans that have made an effort to dethrone TLP and near clan closing slumps.

My question today is; will a clan attempt to break out of the anti-TLP alliance in search of greener (in this case bluer) pastures? Clanning experts have likened this situation to Damage Incorporated breaking out of the vr+df2+di alliance the was formed against RoT over the past two years, also stating that it does not look good for the clan who first leaves in order to rekindle their relationship with TLP as Hanuman does not forgive nor forget.

My money is currently on fi. The clan that is only still open to this day because the ex-TLP leader and current elder Cory|Gotchoback had enough caring and compassion in his heart to decide it would be so. Will the current abysmal fatality leadership be forced to bend the knee to The Last Pures once again?

Guess we will see, stay tuned.

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Today the best clan there is, The Last Pures, went out with 120 homies ready to kill everyone. Unfortunately, after yesterdays poor performance, the foc+sv alliance was reluctant to share the same capes and didnt step foot into multi until an hour into the trip.

 

After chasing foc around for an entire hour, they finally made their stand (in a world they thought was full) and after a short skirmish involving foc basically sacrificing themselves to TLP (their god), sv tried logging in and then also got destroyed. When I say destroyed I mean it. This was probably the most one-sided p2p fight in the history of runescapes existance.

 

After the 1v2, we spent the rest of the trip following foc around and hitting them in single. It was quite the sight to behold. Any time we saw sv out of single they also got body slammed.

 

Here's a TLP member pretending to be hittin setting up a 2v1 on us. Pay special attention to the 21:59-22:01 part, as that is when foe tried to make their stand against us and got demolished. 

 



 

TLP wins again!

 

K2P's point of view



 

Bosa's point of view







 






 

i think you have the capes mixed up 

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Today the last pures left edgeville with an astounding 135, the largest pull in TLP's long and glorious history. Many ex-tlp came back for this glorious trip, including some old names from the very start of pure clanning, although we had over 110 current members at the trip.

 

We spent most of the day laughing on teamspeak and hitting every fight we could.

 

Before we get into what happened, I just wanted to thank every single pure clan currently open. Without you all we would have nothing to fight on the weekend and nothing to make topics about.

 

We would have been hitting sovereign every time they came into the wild, but they stood in the ditch for literally 50 minutes before they had the courage to team on us with foe. This is not propaganda, imagine literally sitting at edge ditch for 50 minutes, losing 2v1, and then sitting at ditch for another 40 minutes before ending.

 

We ended up fighting 1v2 against sovereign + final ownage control and won very convincingly after a short 5-10 minute fight. It is actually justin beiber how far foc has fallen as a clan. Even thinking that a clan such as foe would stoop so low as to team with sovereign, in a sovereign cape in 2011 or 2012, it would have been laughable. 

 





 

Once sv+foc were destroyed 125vs140+ we hit sv in single probably 10 different times and ended their trip.

 

Shoutout to the sv+foc alliance going to clanwars after a demoralizing 2 hour trip.



Tyen's point of view (125v140 calling included)



 

Rhythm's point of view



 

Toycar's point of view



 

Vitker's point of view



 

Jys' point of view



 

Bosa's point of view



 
 

 





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stick to drawing pictures

Thats really neat buddy

Official Clan Declaration

 

Name of your clan/tier(omit two):

 

The Last Pures, Tier 1 runescape pure clan and community

 

 

 

Name of clan you are declaring on:

 

sovereign, bottom tier pure clan/main clan mix

 

 

Attach screenshot of your clan's memberlist:

 

tlp-rs.net/ml

 

Attach screenshot of declared clan's memberlist

 

lmfao im not going on sv website

 

 

Fight server type(omit one): P2P

 

Minimum opt count:

 

 

35v35 (I'd go lower so you are guaranteed to meet it but this is the minimum allowed in this system)

 

Def cap:

 

1

 

 

Other rules:

 

counter declare any day at any time and we will show up