streetRAT

Nice one bro. thats mega funny

I think you'll find there was 90 CD members at our trip yesterday. You pulled about 50 actual members and then called 20 invites from Eop/Sup. How can you call any clan not a real clan when you can't compete in game without the help from invites or Envy.
 
Right now your clan relies on mains and invites. Last weekend you had no invites and ended within an hour. Fucking brown sticky stuffter
 
ty 4 bump 250 posts incoming

Horm was raging at his EoP invites
 

This purple bearded nigga killed zenith

Its disgusting how many mains Zenith brings

short while after he takes a sip of the bleach and would run out his house to take a train to the graveyard near his highway to show all his clan members.

As he laid down flowers he would show the printed piece of paper which was his screenshot to the empty tombstone. With a giant smile on his face this Dome member thought to himself "haha i got cd good this time."

It all started when I was on my F2P ultimate iron man collecting the steel plate leg spawns at ruins in level 34 wilderness, but to no surprise I see a young, almost dismembered, limping, gasping for air on his almost last breath Doom member trying to make his hasty escape from none only than the man himself, Thatboyrange.

TBR sparing no seconds plunged his Rune scimitar straight though the doom member's heart insantly killing him, his clan and his teamspeak. With this one lunge TBR sucessfully killed Doom in one hit. Yes One hit. Who else do you know can kill a clan with ONE HIT? As the screams of the fallen doom member echos throughout the realms of Gelinor it will be remembered as the day Doom was shattered into tiny pieces.

Now my question to all of you wonderful patience readers is 
1. Will Zenith manage to glue and mold together the shattered pieces that is their clan?
2. Why does no1 care about their leadership lol?? Their members seem to hate them more than their adopted parents (Btw their orphans, they got none)
3. Why are they still open? They have 15 on ts (6 of them are spies LOL)

It all started when I was on my F2P ultimate iron man collecting the steel plate leg spawns at ruins in level 34 wilderness, but to no surprise I see a young, almost dismembered, limping, gasping for air on his almost last breath Doom member trying to make his hasty escape from none only than the man himself, Thatboyrange.

TBR sparing no seconds plunged his Rune scimitar straight though the doom member's heart insantly killing him, his clan and his teamspeak. With this one lunge TBR sucessfully killed Doom in one hit. Yes One hit. Who else do you know can kill a clan with ONE HIT? As the screams of the fallen doom member echos throughout the realms of Gelinor it will be remembered as the day Doom was shattered into tiny pieces.

Now my question to all of you wonderful patience readers is 
1. Will Zenith manage to glue and mold together the shattered pieces that is their clan?
2. Why does no1 care about their leadership lol?? Their members seem to hate them more than their adopted parents (Btw their orphans, they got none)
3. Why are they still open? They have 15 on ts (6 of them are spies LOL)

ive never seen a clan as bad as zenith

you got railed lmao stop talking
 
1v2 and cd still won baby
 

grats cd looked easy

ive never seen a clan as bad as zenith

Pretty much, I don't think I've heard a teamspeak as awkward as that since we used to fuck around with Poison/WG

Out leveled to fuck but we still managed to win (we had quite a few people fighting that didn't even have double 80s lol)

you'll never compare to the streetrat/mongolmoose/rawlobster

I think Doom needs some @

l0l
 
So here I'll write a short novel for ya'll:
 
During the scheduled fight - Fatalibrown sticky stuff wanted to bring people not on the memberlist;  We didn't really mind because it was gunna be a straight 87 vs 87 and we were super confident that we were going to stomp the living brown sticky stuff out of FI in f2p anyways so w/e yolo.  Honestly a lot of us didn't really give a brown sticky stuff about the J-cup, the majority of us just wanted to fight.  But as usual Fatalibrown sticky stuff was gunna show us all why they were (and still are) dog brown sticky stuff; even with mass 25 def (you can see tons of infinity on their side in the p2p vid) + 70 prayer + heaps more combat levels they were fucking scared to fight us over a video game so they bailed LMFAO.  Just like how they left 30 mins into the last trip of pre eoc to go dance at their clan citadel because they wanted to end with a "positive kdr" ROFLL.  Jesus what a brown sticky stuff clan.
 
Anyways, we were pretty strict with who we let in.  Only members on the ML were invited, even a veteran MM kid named "aly raisman" (Jub jub) wasn't allowed to come because his name was spelt "aly raismen" on the memberlist.  I remember some randy Fi mass recruit member actually changed his name to aly raismen to try and sneak his way in LMAO God bless. 
 
So the next week, after Fatalitrash went about wasting nearly ~200 peoples time - the fight was rescheduled to a Saturday where MMK would oversee it.  A whole lot of bullbrown sticky stuff happened after Fatalibrown sticky stuff dodged the 87 vs 87.  Forum drama, lots of laughing at fi, etc.  I mean, nothing new right?: Fatalitrash being brown sticky stuffty, irrelevant and gigantic pussies over Runescape (like they still are now lol).  It was funny because we had to redo/re-submit our MLs for the "official fight" (aka round 2) and this benefitted FI a lot because they got to add a lot more people to their roster - Too bad for them, they fucked with the wrong group of nerds.
 
So we ended up just doing a classic yolo Mayhem Maker call to arms (call to forum quests :>) and massed up every single pure willing to fight for us and added all their names to the roster.  Once Fi saw our roster ya'll should've seen their rank chat - it was fucking hysterical. There was an unreal amount of bitching, moaning and complaining over Runescape, but bitching like a dog in heat is one of the portraying characteristics of FI.
 
It's really a pity because our initial rosters were honestly, comparable in terms of #s, and the pulls demonstrated this.  But, to no surprise Fatalibrown sticky stuff wanted to snake us and still had the audacity to dodge us even after not being able to outpull us during the first weekened where both clans pulled exactly the same number of opts.  #gottadodgefairfightscuzwebrown sticky stuffl0l
 
So fast forward to the next week, we were even more confident that we would crush the brown sticky stuffty green caped clan with ease, all of us were itching to rail these spastics after weeks upon weeks of them dodging us.  I mean, it would've been a one-sided masscre if they fought us, like the type of massacre that's equivalent to a classic hentai carrot scene where you have a little sweet imouto-chan screaming at her onii-chan to not shove it in.
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
But all of this was moot since Mod Mat K ended up yolo inviting everyone, including mains. So during the event - the community (all the mains and random yoloers) decided to fight for us instead of Fatalitrash because everybody was sick of FI's bundle of twigsgotry.  Hence why you see mains fighting for us in the vids.
 
"hurp durp we closed mm ll0l0lol" - FI
 
Yea, then you have 99% of the rest of the pure community who disagree and would much rather join MM, than be apart of a clan full of delusional apes. Oh right, where's FI now? Competing with AAO and Olympus? LMFAOOOOOO
 
tldr; mm wins again, fi loses again 
 
Oh and FOE got DQed because they didn't have a Jmod in their clan.
 
/textwall

I'm sorry, horm can't say anything right now. His dad is still in the room.

@@Moni why arent you talking?
 
@@roflcats you pussy
 
@@0wl hoot hoot u little bitch

olympiss piss'd on
 
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When you make a brag topic about fighting a clan that had 20 less people when half your pull are literally mains with 90+ defence.
 
There is a reason why everyone in the PC considers CP the worst HPC of all time lmfao.

olympiss piss'd on
 
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olympiss piss'd on
 
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doom done

ruin RUINED