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Goatspeak Amulet last won the day on November 22 2015

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  1. hello friends of sharkbrew.com its me your favourite unbiased and unhuman 100% goat reporter. i do not have much time today as i am very busy helping santa claus prepare his bag of goodies for his trip through gielinor. i can honestly tell you with 100% certainty that the mighty mighty demonic demons of doom killed the flamboyant pink caped team 7 clan today in many clean 1v1s, other clans such as the team 30 and team 47 clans were irrelevant so who cares about them am i right?! the doom demons slaughtered team 7 and any other clan that got in their way. such a shame before christmas in my honestly opinion, this should be time for love and peace and happiness and compassion but these pesky demons just keep causing trouble and heartbreak by killing many flamboyant inferior clans. their bloodlust is out of control and im going to have a long discussion with santa claus because i truly believe these mighty and unstoppable doom demons do not deserve any presents this holiday after their never ending naughty acts of bullying clans weekend after weekend. news flash doom demons! you will be receiving coal this year! your acts of slaughtering clans and bullying people will not go unnoticed by santa claus! to everyone else i wish you a happy hanukkah and watch out for stray doom demons as they could seriously do harm to you or your family.
  2. i spilled my goat heart and goat soul into that poem and it took a really long time my dear friend so i'd appreciate it if you didnt insult my efforts. my therapist recommended it and i truly believe it has helped me cope with the massacre i witnessed with my own goat eyes perhaps if you saw what i have you'd be a little more compassionate. it takes a big goat to put their thoughts and feelings on the table for all to see. nevertheless i appreciate you my friend, may saradomin bless you in this world full of hate.
  3. i really hope all my friends on sharkbrew.com appreciated my heartfelt poem i worked on it for 6 hours 27 minutes and 36 seconds while witnessing the doom demons bully the team 7 cape clan and the team 47 cape clan throughout the weekend. i have seeked the help of a therapist in order to cope with the things ive seen these demons do to their enemies and he told me that writing out all my emotional stress into a poem could help me recover from my PTSD (professionally diagnosed). he also recommended i stop seeking out these wars of the wilderness in which the mighty doom demons seem to always win but i cannot let my friends on sharkbrew.com down because i know you are all waiting for my purely unbiased and unhuman reports on these wars of the wilderness in which the doom demons seem to always win.
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