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hello friends of sharkbrew.com its me your favourite unbiased and unhuman 100% goat reporter. i do not have much time today as i am very busy helping santa claus prepare his bag of goodies for his trip through gielinor. i can honestly tell you with 100% certainty that the mighty mighty demonic demons of doom killed the flamboyant pink caped team 7 clan today in many clean 1v1s, other clans such as the team 30 and team 47 clans were irrelevant so who cares about them am i right?! the doom demons slaughtered team 7 and any other clan that got in their way. such a shame before christmas in my honestly opinion, this should be time for love and peace and happiness and compassion but these pesky demons just keep causing trouble and heartbreak by killing many flamboyant inferior clans. their bloodlust is out of control and im going to have a long discussion with santa claus because i truly believe these mighty and unstoppable doom demons do not deserve any presents this holiday after their never ending naughty acts of bullying clans weekend after weekend. news flash doom demons! you will be receiving coal this year! your acts of slaughtering clans and bullying people will not go unnoticed by santa claus! to everyone else i wish you a happy hanukkah and watch out for stray doom demons as they could seriously do harm to you or your family.

i spilled my goat heart and goat soul into that poem and it took a really long time my dear friend so i'd appreciate it if you didnt insult my efforts. my therapist recommended it and i truly believe it has helped me cope with the massacre i witnessed with my own goat eyes perhaps if you saw what i have you'd be a little more compassionate. it takes a big goat to put their thoughts and feelings on the table for all to see. nevertheless i appreciate you my friend, may saradomin bless you in this world full of hate.

i really hope all my friends on sharkbrew.com appreciated my heartfelt poem i worked on it for 6 hours 27 minutes and 36 seconds while witnessing the doom demons bully the team 7 cape clan and the team 47 cape clan throughout the weekend. i have seeked the help of a therapist in order to cope with the things ive seen these demons do to their enemies and he told me that writing out all my emotional stress into a poem could help me recover from my PTSD (professionally diagnosed). he also recommended i stop seeking out these wars of the wilderness in which the mighty doom demons seem to always win but i cannot let my friends on sharkbrew.com down because i know you are all waiting for my purely unbiased and unhuman reports on these wars of the wilderness in which the doom demons seem to always win.

doom is mighty doom is strong if your clan steps in multi they'll camp you till you're gone your clan will be in despair they'll have your leader pulling out his hair because the mighty demons are merciless they'll really give you a scare the doom demons are monstrous they will leave you hardly conscious as your clan runs to single doom is always ready to mingle i have seen the demons in action their demonic eyes full of passion while they're slaughtering your clan you better have a game plan because the demons never let up they'll have you using a drool cup oh these demons are truly mighty they have really affected my psyche someone must stop them my emotions have turned numb so i've written this poem to let you all know that i am losing hope and every other clan is falling down a slope

hello my friends of sharkbrew.com its me your favourite unbiased goat wilderness reporter. my predictions were correct these filthy mighty mighty demonic demons of doom killed every clan on this sad day. my goat heart goes out to all the weak clans that were killed today by the demons. ive decided to stop questioning the acts of these demonic bullies after what ive witnessed today. i do not think any weak inferior clans will ever compete with these monstrous beasts. when 3 clans have to team to compete with these mighty demons and get sent to the graveyard all hope is loss.

will the mighty mighty demonic demons of doom kill the flamboyant pink caped clan again today? sharkbrew.com's favourite un-biased goat will report on it this afternoon. personally i can't see it being any different as the mighty mighty strong and brutish evil demonic doom demons from hell simply can't be stopped in my unbiased goat opinion.

i am sorry for your loss my friend, in my unbiased goat opinion these doom demons should really give critical downfall a break as they've done nothing but be big bullies. if it was up to me there would be nothing but peace in these lands of gielinor so the weaker clans such as your own wouldnt have to suffer so many fatalities and loss of the gold inside their nearingly empty banks.

congratulations on your x3 robin hood hat clue scroll loots my friend, i am surprised the ruthless demonic demons of doom spared your life although they have done the same to me in the past. i still find it hard to trust such brutish beasts till this day after witnessing the revolting actions of these blood thirsty monsters straight from the pits of hell.

another weekend where the mighty doom demons demolish the flamboyant pink caped clan known as critical bank loss. who can stop these mighty marauders when they demoralize clans even while down opts... who will put a stop to these mighty beasts!? we may never see a day where the demonic demons of doom will be sent back to the pits of hell to leave us peaceful citizens of gielinor. i personally saw the doom demons slaughter every clan that was in the dangerous lands of the wilderness today and it has not been the first time they've shown their unstoppable strength.

it seems the mighty doom demons have infiltrated their rivals from the inside and have taken over... i guess it is truly over for the flamboyant pink caped clan known as critical doomage oops i mean critical damage. how can anyone stop the mighty doom demons now that their rivals are closing into them??

it seems the mighty doom demons have infiltrated their rivals from the inside and have taken over... i guess it is truly over for the flamboyant pink caped clan known as critical doomage oops i mean critical damage. how can anyone stop the mighty doom demons now that their rivals are closing into them??