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    Jail` got a reaction from Meet Them With Scims in Impact Goes Rambo On The MPC Scene Ft. Fighting Ruin Down 50   
    Today we massed up 60 strong individual men for our pk trip. With these men we transformed ourselves into John Rambo. We later peaked at 62 and held 50+ throughout the action packed trip!
     

     
     
    Would like to say thanks to...
     
    Ruin: For the constant action Interesting people you had at ya trip;D
    Imperial: Seems like you had some level 50s with you...you got smoked anyway.
    Rage: For hitting us after we were punishing Ruin, Gj I Guess
    Critical Damage: Thanks for the 2 hour return fight!
     
     

     
     
    As we were walking up, we peered through the bushes of Vietnam and saw Ruin with a whopping 105 Asian Australian men. Being mothafuckin John Rambo, we hit the yolo button and went fucking in. We rushed 59 v 105 and got it down to 59v88. brown sticky stuff was cash. We were running out of bullets so we made a quick movement inside Chaos Altar where we held our ground dropping all that tried to come inside. A care package was dropped and we had fresh Machine Guns. We mow'ed down their frontlines until they had 70 in game, when that happened Rage crashed from the North. Ruin chased Rage and we cleaned up what was left of the stragglers. Ty for the skirmish.
     

     
     
     
     
     

     

     
    Without banking from fighting down 50 we heard Olympus and Critical Damage were fighting North of Corp. We pushed both clans to singles...I mean expected right? Were John Rambo. 
     
     
     
     

     
    Still no bank cuz were straight savage, we heard Ruin had 90+ North of Boneyard. brown sticky stuff was epic, we rushed down 30 and held our ground mowing down their front lines. With a fuck ton of mains camping us we made some movements towards higher ground when Apex crashed. We focused on the crashers aka Apex and gave them the good ole bob the builder treatment and fixed em up a can of whoooppp assss. Both clans then went to singles:).
     
     
     





     
     

     
    After fighting Ruin/Apex, We found Olympus wandering about and decided to give them the Rambo Treatment as well. They looked lost Af and instantly got booty clapped. 
     

     
     
     
     
    Found Imperial (finally) heading towards Ca with a nice 60 people. We were confused as our sources told us they only left mass with 35. Realizing they had 20+ lvl 50s with them (wtf) We instantly got even opts and the fight pulled inside CA. Hearing that every clan in the world was gonna crash, we made a strategic move and pulled west outside of the altar where we ran into Olympus. We were fighting OP matched west inside CA and instantly killed all of their pures forcing them to go north and scurry away.
     










     
     
     
     
    Still haven't banked yet...there was a cluster going on at Corp. We decided to pay everyone a John Rambo Visit and see what was poppin. We found Apex on the south side and hit them with that Snap Crackle GTFO OF THE WILDY scim push back to singles. Then we proceeded to find Imperial and instantly started clapping cheeks and fucking their earlobes in so many different directions they had no idea what was going on. When Imp got to 30 in game, olympus joined in on the party. We had more than both clans and used our remaining bullets to shoot down both Olympus and Imperial. Gz Impact winners again.
     

     
     






     
     

     
    Got word Ruin was in W8 going to hillz. We used our supreme speed and cat like reflexes and walked them down from hillz. Word on the street was they were doing some drop party? Idk but they died. BECAUSE WE ARE RAMBO.
     










     

     
    Found Apex at 26 Hill also at some point during the trip, not sure what they were doing but we pushed em to singles ezpz lemon rambo sqeeze.
     


     
     

     
    Last fight of the day we had a 2 hour return fight vs Critical Damage. The fight was back and fourth throughout the whole 2 hour duration. Was a lot of fun and good practice. Sadly, lots of people in light blue colored armor were there but we didnt back down. We wore our monk robes proud until they very end cuz thats how John Rambo would of wanted it. Ty for the fight CD
     




















     

     
     
     

     
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    Jail` got a reaction from Meet Them With Scims in Impact Goes John Cena On Rage | Ft. Op/Cd/Imp   
    After winning gold in every event yesterday at the Olympics, we decided to take our Athletes to...

     



     

    We left the fly ass Limo with 73 jacked white dudes, we later morphed into John Cena...We maintained 60+ throughout the whole trip and did not lose a fight or have to run to singles once.

     

     



     



     

    The first Match of the day was against Dwayne 'The small cock" Johnson. Being John cena, we fear nothing and are fucking American as fuck. The fight was 70v70 just a bit aboveof P18s. I brown sticky stuff you not, we slapped Rage around so bad we lost 2 people as we pushed them to singles. They tried to re rush with 35? We pushed them back on Corp hill, and around corp cave back to singles again. HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT SEE ME.  

     





























     

     

     

     



     

    Again Dwayne "The small cock" Johnson rage hit us on p18s, The fight moved around a bit, going north and south of the port and then Outside of Chaos Altar. The fight was matched outside of CA trees when I believe Randy Orton of CD came and both clans went their separate ways. 

     















     

     



     



     

    I got to give it Dwayne, they dont quit. We found them east of ruins and we decided to give them the good ole One two skip to my motha fucking Lou. This was the longest fight of the day. We had control of most of the fight (Rage how the fuck are you dying so quickly in fucking fully addy with 10 mains) anyways... fight remained east of ruins with every scim push we did they would inch closer to singles. We moved south through the trees to bait them away from singles. IT WORKED! The fight proceeded to Corp hill. From being low prayer/out of food we were down opts at one point and pulled the fight south where we were also getting hit from snipe teams. None the less, again...WERE AMERICAN MOTHER FUCKING JOHN CENA. We held our ground, we got it back to even and Rage shat their pants. They pulled north and from that point on they spent the next 20 minutes going back and fourth from singles to multi as we maintained 20+ on them the whole time. We left the fight after we did a scim push and realized they were in singles. We left with 60 in game to their 35. Puff Puff.

     

     































     

     

    Highlights: 

     

    Impact: For never touching singles the entire trip and for not losing a fight

    CD/OP/IMP: For the quick tussles sorry for the crashes.

     

    Rage: eh, not sure how you guys die so fast in addy, do you bring tuna?



     

     



     



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    Jail` got a reaction from Meet Them With Scims in Impact Goes John Cena On Rage | Ft. Op/Cd/Imp   
    After winning gold in every event yesterday at the Olympics, we decided to take our Athletes to...

     



     

    We left the fly ass Limo with 73 jacked white dudes, we later morphed into John Cena...We maintained 60+ throughout the whole trip and did not lose a fight or have to run to singles once.

     

     



     



     

    The first Match of the day was against Dwayne 'The small cock" Johnson. Being John cena, we fear nothing and are fucking American as fuck. The fight was 70v70 just a bit aboveof P18s. I brown sticky stuff you not, we slapped Rage around so bad we lost 2 people as we pushed them to singles. They tried to re rush with 35? We pushed them back on Corp hill, and around corp cave back to singles again. HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT SEE ME.  

     





























     

     

     

     



     

    Again Dwayne "The small cock" Johnson rage hit us on p18s, The fight moved around a bit, going north and south of the port and then Outside of Chaos Altar. The fight was matched outside of CA trees when I believe Randy Orton of CD came and both clans went their separate ways. 

     















     

     



     



     

    I got to give it Dwayne, they dont quit. We found them east of ruins and we decided to give them the good ole One two skip to my motha fucking Lou. This was the longest fight of the day. We had control of most of the fight (Rage how the fuck are you dying so quickly in fucking fully addy with 10 mains) anyways... fight remained east of ruins with every scim push we did they would inch closer to singles. We moved south through the trees to bait them away from singles. IT WORKED! The fight proceeded to Corp hill. From being low prayer/out of food we were down opts at one point and pulled the fight south where we were also getting hit from snipe teams. None the less, again...WERE AMERICAN MOTHER FUCKING JOHN CENA. We held our ground, we got it back to even and Rage shat their pants. They pulled north and from that point on they spent the next 20 minutes going back and fourth from singles to multi as we maintained 20+ on them the whole time. We left the fight after we did a scim push and realized they were in singles. We left with 60 in game to their 35. Puff Puff.

     

     































     

     

    Highlights: 

     

    Impact: For never touching singles the entire trip and for not losing a fight

    CD/OP/IMP: For the quick tussles sorry for the crashes.

     

    Rage: eh, not sure how you guys die so fast in addy, do you bring tuna?



     

     



     



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    Jail` got a reaction from Meet Them With Scims in [I]mpact Takes Home Gold In The First Round Of the Special Olympics   
    After going through the opening ceremonies the other night, our United State born and bred athletes were ready to compete in today's events. We left our hotel with a strong 65 Olympic Athletes fueled with excitement as they got ready to compete in today's games! We maintained 50+ throughout each Olympic Event today!
     
     
    The First Event of the day: The ladder climb ft. Uninvited Guests (terrorists)
     

     
    The judges come out and delivered us our first opponent and it was the Olympians from the Country Czechoslovakia. We fought inside the castle for about a minute with each country dropping a few. Quickly other countries just said 'fuck it' and crashed the ladder climb. First the so called "Athletes" from Poland aka Rage decided to Crash so we showed our strength and agility by moving to the next rung of the ladder. Then every other country Pakistan (imperial) and Greece (Critical Damage) joined the event. Most of the fight consisted of ladder jumping and getting some quick action before the next country came. Overall it was a cluster, lucky WWIII was not started over that... but we left with around 45-50 strong United States men and women and went to get some Gatorade at the bank. Sadly, during this event, a sniper took out our camera men and they were unable to take some HD pictures for ESPN and CNN. 
     
     
    The Second Event of the Day: The 500 Meter Dash
     

     
     
    The 500 meter dashed started out by our Athletes gaining a slight edge on the Polish Countrymen aka Rage. We pushed them south of corp but out of no where Australia caught up and was nipping at our ass! We stopped running for a sec and took out our glock and shot the Australians right off the track. The race vs the Polish continued as we hit them on Corp hill down about 5... Not giving 2 fucks because as Americans we fear nothing...We wiped off our drool and decided to poop our pants right on rage's forehead. We pushed them off corp hill and made a strategical move by running in their track lane because there are no rules in the special Olympics. We moved south and picked off their backline...we then had the adv and raged scattered north as the Australians had bullet proof vests on and reentered the race!
     




     
     
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    Sadly the Polish made a few critical mistakes during the track and field event=/
     
     
     
     
    Almost half way done the race we got word the Australians and the Mexican Olympians of Apex were closing in. We made sure that was not going to happen, we pushed both clans to singles from p18s without losing anyone . 
     



     
     
     
    The Third Event: The High Jump

     
    We saw Greece warming up for the high jump south of P13s. Being Americans we thought fuck this lets start this event now...JUDGE! So we started jumping and hopping around all over Greece. The Event didn't last to long as Greece's Athletes all tore the ACL by trying to out Jump us... they quickly had to move to safety. Better luck next time Greece!
     



     
    A visual of what happened to Greece=/
     

     
     
    The Final Event: Boxing
     

     
    Being the last two countries, we decided to finish it man to man by stepping in the ring. Now the Polish Countrymen were juiced on steroids (had 60+ to our 50) but we channeled our inner Rocky Balboa and waited for that bell to ring. The bell rung, the bout proceeded south of p13s. Rage threw a lot of haymakers but we were able to block/absorb most of their shots. We threw some quick left jabs and connected on each one...At one point the judges had the fight at a draw (we brought them to even) Scared that our inner Rocky senses would overpower the polish steroid abusers, poland decided to Run away to whatever 4n place they came from in the first place. Meanwhile we paraded around holding our belt high as the last country to leave the ring. Was a fun tussle Poland, relax on the roids next time, we may be just a lil to quick for you:).
     





     
     

     
     
    Overall it was a fun day to be an American Olympic Athlete. Better luck to all the countries that participated in today's events, hope to see you out there tomorrow competing! Below are some special pictures taken of today's events!
     


     
     


     

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    Jail` got a reaction from iShadyy in [I]mpact Takes Home Gold In The First Round Of the Special Olympics   
    Who r u
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    Jail` got a reaction from iShadyy in [I]mpact Takes Home Gold In The First Round Of the Special Olympics   
    Who r u
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    Jail` got a reaction from iShadyy in [I]mpact Takes Home Gold In The First Round Of the Special Olympics   
    Ha dude sometimes I drink kool aid to
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    Jail` got a reaction from Aged k0 in Impact vs Rage F2P PKRI 2-0 Robes vs Addy   
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    Jail` got a reaction from Zig in Impact vs Rage F2P PKRI 2-0 Robes vs Addy   
    Mains, sniping kids in pvp worlds, kids putting on our cape hitting us... yes yes yes clearly Rage fought fairly but wait! 
     
    impact still won .
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    Jail` got a reaction from Zig in Impact vs Rage F2P PKRI 2-0 Robes vs Addy   
    Mains, sniping kids in pvp worlds, kids putting on our cape hitting us... yes yes yes clearly Rage fought fairly but wait! 
     
    impact still won .
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    Jail` got a reaction from Patrick in Rage is UNBREAKABLE [2-0] F2P PKRI'S vs. Impact   
    just rage capes on the ground cmon now. if anything the fights were 1-1. Walking around in a circle isnt fighting l0l. So at gdz we left with 45...bless. ty for
    fights...
     
     
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    Overall the fights were really intense and main-free! It was a really refreshing change of pace!
     
      Indi pk   10k pk   some other 104  Overall the fights were really intense and main-free! It was a really refreshing change of pace!
     
     
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    Jail` got a reaction from Kenan N Kel in Impact P2P Late Night Fun   
    Massed up about 15 young bloods to go P2P pk got some solid loots ran into a few small teams overall pked for two hours was fun!

     













     

    Www.impact-rs.net if interested in drinking lemonade

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    Jail` got a reaction from Datassd0e in ~The Reign Of Monk Robes~ Impact Cures the Cancer Ft. 80 Pull   
    Doge actually pokes me all day asking to rub pistachio cream on his elbows...brown sticky stuffs weird. 
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    Jail` got a reaction from Datassd0e in ~The Reign Of Monk Robes~ Impact Cures the Cancer Ft. 80 Pull   
    i fken love it when u sing dirty to me
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    Jail` got a reaction from Doc- in ~The Reign Of Monk Robes~ Impact Cures the Cancer Ft. 80 Pull   
    Wow who would of thought peaceful men in monk robes could bestow punishment on the dark forces in the so called "Pure" Community. Well that's exactly what we did here over in the Impact headquarters. After a dominating performance on Saturday, we set out with the same goal in mind: Lets open a lemonade stand and make bonk. We left mass with 70 lemons ready to squeeze our sour juices into the eyes of our opponents. We later peaked at a whopping 80 PURES. 

     

    Special thanks to:

     

    Critical Damage: God man I got to give it to ya, you put up a fight! But in the end, we were Chris brown and you were Rihanna. 

     

    Imperial: Hey buds, ty for the action but singles is no fun come more east next time its fun for the whole family:D

     

    Rage: Sorry for getting our jump ropes out and lashing you with them on p13s

     

    Invictus: Dont snipe, literally i keel u.

     

     



     

    After dancing to Britney Spears on our walk up we got word that Imperial made an appearance in the multi combat zone. The fight ensued around 18 ports with us barely losing anyone...we pushed them on and off the port eventually to corp hill. We were dominating on corp hill when CD (aka gossip girl's) and Rage decided to come join the party, we pulled south with 60+ remaining and went to get a bank! Thanks for the fight Imperial.

     









     

     



     

    Now here's where the story gets Juicy. We got word from the headquarters at Chucky Cheese that Rage was being 1v2'ed by the Purple Reindeer CD and Yellow cups of Applesauce Imperial...after banking we quickly rushed to join in on the fun cuz like yolo swag 420 blaze it Am i right? We focused CD west as Imp and Rage pulled South. We pushed CD from lvl 11 to the Corp sign. Honestly I got 5 prayer levels from burying bones of these so called unbreakable "pures". At one point it was just their mains left, we pulled south towards ca with 70, they rushed with 25? Like cmon wtf you think is gonna happen, we killed 10 on their rush and they hit that "OH FUCK" panic button and hopped their way to singles:). Ty for the fight CD despite being down opts!

     





















     

     



     

    After banking our rune loot from a certain purple caped clan! We got word Imperial was west of CA all by their lonesome . Obviously we all wanted to cuddle with them so we hopped and chased them all they way north towards bone yard where the fight inevitably ensued. We had a +20 adv the whole time, pushing them towards and onto the single line. Meanwhile Invictus was sniping us and only us with a whopping 20 pull. So we thought What the fuck lets ko them aswell. We took our scims out and banished them from the area. We resumed fighting Imp when we realized they wanted to play the single-multi shieeet. So we walked east with 65 people remaining. Ty for fight Imperial you sure held your ground:D.

     











     



     

    After walking to CA to get prayer we decided to end our trip by hitting rage on p13s. While this was happening a rank from our clan actually chugged a 40 on tiny chat. Pm if mad btw we play drunk af. Sorry rage

     



     

     

    Here is the money shot. Yeah we maintained 75+ throughout the whole trip.

     



     



     



     

     





     



     

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    Jail` got a reaction from Doc- in ~The Reign Of Monk Robes~ Impact Cures the Cancer Ft. 80 Pull   
    Wow who would of thought peaceful men in monk robes could bestow punishment on the dark forces in the so called "Pure" Community. Well that's exactly what we did here over in the Impact headquarters. After a dominating performance on Saturday, we set out with the same goal in mind: Lets open a lemonade stand and make bonk. We left mass with 70 lemons ready to squeeze our sour juices into the eyes of our opponents. We later peaked at a whopping 80 PURES. 

     

    Special thanks to:

     

    Critical Damage: God man I got to give it to ya, you put up a fight! But in the end, we were Chris brown and you were Rihanna. 

     

    Imperial: Hey buds, ty for the action but singles is no fun come more east next time its fun for the whole family:D

     

    Rage: Sorry for getting our jump ropes out and lashing you with them on p13s

     

    Invictus: Dont snipe, literally i keel u.

     

     



     

    After dancing to Britney Spears on our walk up we got word that Imperial made an appearance in the multi combat zone. The fight ensued around 18 ports with us barely losing anyone...we pushed them on and off the port eventually to corp hill. We were dominating on corp hill when CD (aka gossip girl's) and Rage decided to come join the party, we pulled south with 60+ remaining and went to get a bank! Thanks for the fight Imperial.

     









     

     



     

    Now here's where the story gets Juicy. We got word from the headquarters at Chucky Cheese that Rage was being 1v2'ed by the Purple Reindeer CD and Yellow cups of Applesauce Imperial...after banking we quickly rushed to join in on the fun cuz like yolo swag 420 blaze it Am i right? We focused CD west as Imp and Rage pulled South. We pushed CD from lvl 11 to the Corp sign. Honestly I got 5 prayer levels from burying bones of these so called unbreakable "pures". At one point it was just their mains left, we pulled south towards ca with 70, they rushed with 25? Like cmon wtf you think is gonna happen, we killed 10 on their rush and they hit that "OH FUCK" panic button and hopped their way to singles:). Ty for the fight CD despite being down opts!

     





















     

     



     

    After banking our rune loot from a certain purple caped clan! We got word Imperial was west of CA all by their lonesome . Obviously we all wanted to cuddle with them so we hopped and chased them all they way north towards bone yard where the fight inevitably ensued. We had a +20 adv the whole time, pushing them towards and onto the single line. Meanwhile Invictus was sniping us and only us with a whopping 20 pull. So we thought What the fuck lets ko them aswell. We took our scims out and banished them from the area. We resumed fighting Imp when we realized they wanted to play the single-multi shieeet. So we walked east with 65 people remaining. Ty for fight Imperial you sure held your ground:D.

     











     



     

    After walking to CA to get prayer we decided to end our trip by hitting rage on p13s. While this was happening a rank from our clan actually chugged a 40 on tiny chat. Pm if mad btw we play drunk af. Sorry rage

     



     

     

    Here is the money shot. Yeah we maintained 75+ throughout the whole trip.

     



     



     



     

     





     



     

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    Jail` got a reaction from Doc- in ~The Reign Of Monk Robes~ Impact Cures the Cancer Ft. 80 Pull   
    Wow who would of thought peaceful men in monk robes could bestow punishment on the dark forces in the so called "Pure" Community. Well that's exactly what we did here over in the Impact headquarters. After a dominating performance on Saturday, we set out with the same goal in mind: Lets open a lemonade stand and make bonk. We left mass with 70 lemons ready to squeeze our sour juices into the eyes of our opponents. We later peaked at a whopping 80 PURES. 

     

    Special thanks to:

     

    Critical Damage: God man I got to give it to ya, you put up a fight! But in the end, we were Chris brown and you were Rihanna. 

     

    Imperial: Hey buds, ty for the action but singles is no fun come more east next time its fun for the whole family:D

     

    Rage: Sorry for getting our jump ropes out and lashing you with them on p13s

     

    Invictus: Dont snipe, literally i keel u.

     

     



     

    After dancing to Britney Spears on our walk up we got word that Imperial made an appearance in the multi combat zone. The fight ensued around 18 ports with us barely losing anyone...we pushed them on and off the port eventually to corp hill. We were dominating on corp hill when CD (aka gossip girl's) and Rage decided to come join the party, we pulled south with 60+ remaining and went to get a bank! Thanks for the fight Imperial.

     









     

     



     

    Now here's where the story gets Juicy. We got word from the headquarters at Chucky Cheese that Rage was being 1v2'ed by the Purple Reindeer CD and Yellow cups of Applesauce Imperial...after banking we quickly rushed to join in on the fun cuz like yolo swag 420 blaze it Am i right? We focused CD west as Imp and Rage pulled South. We pushed CD from lvl 11 to the Corp sign. Honestly I got 5 prayer levels from burying bones of these so called unbreakable "pures". At one point it was just their mains left, we pulled south towards ca with 70, they rushed with 25? Like cmon wtf you think is gonna happen, we killed 10 on their rush and they hit that "OH FUCK" panic button and hopped their way to singles:). Ty for the fight CD despite being down opts!

     





















     

     



     

    After banking our rune loot from a certain purple caped clan! We got word Imperial was west of CA all by their lonesome . Obviously we all wanted to cuddle with them so we hopped and chased them all they way north towards bone yard where the fight inevitably ensued. We had a +20 adv the whole time, pushing them towards and onto the single line. Meanwhile Invictus was sniping us and only us with a whopping 20 pull. So we thought What the fuck lets ko them aswell. We took our scims out and banished them from the area. We resumed fighting Imp when we realized they wanted to play the single-multi shieeet. So we walked east with 65 people remaining. Ty for fight Imperial you sure held your ground:D.

     











     



     

    After walking to CA to get prayer we decided to end our trip by hitting rage on p13s. While this was happening a rank from our clan actually chugged a 40 on tiny chat. Pm if mad btw we play drunk af. Sorry rage

     



     

     

    Here is the money shot. Yeah we maintained 75+ throughout the whole trip.

     



     



     



     

     





     



     

    www.impact-rs.net join today
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    Jail` got a reaction from Doc- in ~The Reign Of Monk Robes~ Impact Cures the Cancer Ft. 80 Pull   
    Wow who would of thought peaceful men in monk robes could bestow punishment on the dark forces in the so called "Pure" Community. Well that's exactly what we did here over in the Impact headquarters. After a dominating performance on Saturday, we set out with the same goal in mind: Lets open a lemonade stand and make bonk. We left mass with 70 lemons ready to squeeze our sour juices into the eyes of our opponents. We later peaked at a whopping 80 PURES. 

     

    Special thanks to:

     

    Critical Damage: God man I got to give it to ya, you put up a fight! But in the end, we were Chris brown and you were Rihanna. 

     

    Imperial: Hey buds, ty for the action but singles is no fun come more east next time its fun for the whole family:D

     

    Rage: Sorry for getting our jump ropes out and lashing you with them on p13s

     

    Invictus: Dont snipe, literally i keel u.

     

     



     

    After dancing to Britney Spears on our walk up we got word that Imperial made an appearance in the multi combat zone. The fight ensued around 18 ports with us barely losing anyone...we pushed them on and off the port eventually to corp hill. We were dominating on corp hill when CD (aka gossip girl's) and Rage decided to come join the party, we pulled south with 60+ remaining and went to get a bank! Thanks for the fight Imperial.

     









     

     



     

    Now here's where the story gets Juicy. We got word from the headquarters at Chucky Cheese that Rage was being 1v2'ed by the Purple Reindeer CD and Yellow cups of Applesauce Imperial...after banking we quickly rushed to join in on the fun cuz like yolo swag 420 blaze it Am i right? We focused CD west as Imp and Rage pulled South. We pushed CD from lvl 11 to the Corp sign. Honestly I got 5 prayer levels from burying bones of these so called unbreakable "pures". At one point it was just their mains left, we pulled south towards ca with 70, they rushed with 25? Like cmon wtf you think is gonna happen, we killed 10 on their rush and they hit that "OH FUCK" panic button and hopped their way to singles:). Ty for the fight CD despite being down opts!

     





















     

     



     

    After banking our rune loot from a certain purple caped clan! We got word Imperial was west of CA all by their lonesome . Obviously we all wanted to cuddle with them so we hopped and chased them all they way north towards bone yard where the fight inevitably ensued. We had a +20 adv the whole time, pushing them towards and onto the single line. Meanwhile Invictus was sniping us and only us with a whopping 20 pull. So we thought What the fuck lets ko them aswell. We took our scims out and banished them from the area. We resumed fighting Imp when we realized they wanted to play the single-multi shieeet. So we walked east with 65 people remaining. Ty for fight Imperial you sure held your ground:D.

     











     



     

    After walking to CA to get prayer we decided to end our trip by hitting rage on p13s. While this was happening a rank from our clan actually chugged a 40 on tiny chat. Pm if mad btw we play drunk af. Sorry rage

     



     

     

    Here is the money shot. Yeah we maintained 75+ throughout the whole trip.

     



     



     



     

     





     



     

    www.impact-rs.net join today
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    Jail` got a reaction from Doc- in ~The Reign Of Monk Robes~ Impact Cures the Cancer Ft. 80 Pull   
    Wow who would of thought peaceful men in monk robes could bestow punishment on the dark forces in the so called "Pure" Community. Well that's exactly what we did here over in the Impact headquarters. After a dominating performance on Saturday, we set out with the same goal in mind: Lets open a lemonade stand and make bonk. We left mass with 70 lemons ready to squeeze our sour juices into the eyes of our opponents. We later peaked at a whopping 80 PURES. 

     

    Special thanks to:

     

    Critical Damage: God man I got to give it to ya, you put up a fight! But in the end, we were Chris brown and you were Rihanna. 

     

    Imperial: Hey buds, ty for the action but singles is no fun come more east next time its fun for the whole family:D

     

    Rage: Sorry for getting our jump ropes out and lashing you with them on p13s

     

    Invictus: Dont snipe, literally i keel u.

     

     



     

    After dancing to Britney Spears on our walk up we got word that Imperial made an appearance in the multi combat zone. The fight ensued around 18 ports with us barely losing anyone...we pushed them on and off the port eventually to corp hill. We were dominating on corp hill when CD (aka gossip girl's) and Rage decided to come join the party, we pulled south with 60+ remaining and went to get a bank! Thanks for the fight Imperial.

     









     

     



     

    Now here's where the story gets Juicy. We got word from the headquarters at Chucky Cheese that Rage was being 1v2'ed by the Purple Reindeer CD and Yellow cups of Applesauce Imperial...after banking we quickly rushed to join in on the fun cuz like yolo swag 420 blaze it Am i right? We focused CD west as Imp and Rage pulled South. We pushed CD from lvl 11 to the Corp sign. Honestly I got 5 prayer levels from burying bones of these so called unbreakable "pures". At one point it was just their mains left, we pulled south towards ca with 70, they rushed with 25? Like cmon wtf you think is gonna happen, we killed 10 on their rush and they hit that "OH FUCK" panic button and hopped their way to singles:). Ty for the fight CD despite being down opts!

     





















     

     



     

    After banking our rune loot from a certain purple caped clan! We got word Imperial was west of CA all by their lonesome . Obviously we all wanted to cuddle with them so we hopped and chased them all they way north towards bone yard where the fight inevitably ensued. We had a +20 adv the whole time, pushing them towards and onto the single line. Meanwhile Invictus was sniping us and only us with a whopping 20 pull. So we thought What the fuck lets ko them aswell. We took our scims out and banished them from the area. We resumed fighting Imp when we realized they wanted to play the single-multi shieeet. So we walked east with 65 people remaining. Ty for fight Imperial you sure held your ground:D.

     











     



     

    After walking to CA to get prayer we decided to end our trip by hitting rage on p13s. While this was happening a rank from our clan actually chugged a 40 on tiny chat. Pm if mad btw we play drunk af. Sorry rage

     



     

     

    Here is the money shot. Yeah we maintained 75+ throughout the whole trip.

     



     



     



     

     





     



     

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