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kangazu
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zerg unit stacked with absolute units
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8 minutes ago, THE BRITISH EMPIRE said:
you ended 1hr 15 mins into an uncapped fight idk what you're trying to prove.
You guys do f2p every week we've done it like 3 times in 12 months and you lasted 75 whole minutes with more numbers and thats the cold hard facts however you want to try spin it
if you're rly holding onto this "uncapped fight" fantasy after getting crushed for 75mins straight then you must be real desperate for a win
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Just now, THE BRITISH EMPIRE said:
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All vr members idk what your point is lol
Gandalf been VR for 5 years +?
Aiden been vr since about 2009
Atilio just back to RS was vr in 2017
bobby brown/ Zack been VR for 10 years +
Erike been vr for 6 years +
Kevin87 been vr for 5 years+
shit bro your veterans must be shit at the game to lose that badly
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2 minutes ago, THE BRITISH EMPIRE said:
Not sure why you're all tryna beef but if you're using lumbridge spawn probs the reason you ended after 1hr 15 mins after dropping so many in game
We're tryna beef because you're speaking out of your smelly british arse
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2 minutes ago, THE BRITISH EMPIRE said:
So your previous highest pull was 35 on a sunday, you pulled 18 to cwa mid week yet hit 50 yesterday?
I know the name Violent Resolution gets clans excited but another win for VR
You're talking out of your ass mate.
I barely go to events but I was there yesterday. So were about 10-15 legacy ZU members -- that's what made the difference. And sent you to Lumbridge.
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Zerg Unit Ltd. is a subsidiary of Piers and Chrish Enterprises LLP and works closely with Throb Deaniro LLP.
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nick post auto downvote lol
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was actualyl v fun
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5 hours ago, Terror Spokesman said:
In other words Terror forced you out of xlpc to fight unknown venny main clans
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didnt we make u split a 60 pull then smack both ur lil shit teams back to back without banking?
u didnt force us to do anything, u were too boring and easy to beat.
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ZU has one of the largest Aus rank teams.
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this is the most pathetic low effort topic I've ever seen.
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Zerg Unit's Weekend of Wreckage ft. Exiled Forces, Terror, Astro, Vendetta, wreckage, and some weird new Wilderness enclave.
Saturday 18th July, ft. Exiled Forces, Terror, Astro
It all started in the Boneyard -- wait, what? Boneyard? Yes, you read that right. We had a fight above 20 wilderness for the first time in our XLPC history -- against Exiled Forces. They defended, we attacked. 29 Exiled Forcers versus 28 Zergs. All was going swimmingly after we'd killed five without losing anybody then Terror appeared from the South and our fight merged into a cluster north of Corp Cave. Suddenly an extra twenty Zerglings logged in (it's magic, don't ask how we did it) and we took on the Blue Wolves aka Terror. A strong tussle with no clear winner; Terror had gone to Graveyard Singles.
Next up we fought a sandwich-cluster to the East of the new Ferox Enclave. The big Green Kangaroos sandwiched between the Blue Wolves and Pinkstonauts. We pushed far East to the Chaos Altar trees, aggressively scim pushing Terror down six. We held our own long enough for us to conjure Teleother Clanmates to the location and our phat return group gave us the numbers we needed to win the fight.
Clean. Thanks for the fights. See you next weekend. You suck.
Sunday 19th July ft Astro
Okay so this trip was dogshit. We pulled 20ish, Astro similar, and Terror pulled so much that it wasn't worth fighting them. We tried. It went badly.
So we fucked off to the new Clan Wars in the Ferox Enclave to deliver some hard F50 slaps to Astro.
We beat Astro 50 Kills to 24 before demolishing them on the Classic map with our Rune Twohanders.
Thanks for the fights noobs.
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this topic is crap, grats terror on the win
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Can you recruit 10000 level 65s to Zerg Unit for $1,500?
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Zerg Unit's Perfect Saturday ft. Not a Single Lost Fight.
Massive shoutout to both Terror and Astro who fought organised and clean 1v1s against us multiple times. Big love.
Here's a rundown of events:
Zerg Unit vs Exiled Forces
Exiled Forces get cleared in ten seconds at Chaos Altar whilst Terror and Astro fight a big beef.
Zerg Unit vs Terror
Terror splits their pull in half, fights us in a clean 1v1 at 26 Hill. We win decisively, only losing a handful of people. We immediately hop to W394 where their 2nd squad was lying in wait, challenge them to another fight south of 26 Hill. Domination. Astro crashes the second fight, we move to sperm hill and tussle back and forth before banking.
Zerg Unit vs Astro
Astro offers us a 1v1 at Hills Hut. We quickly rebank and walk to the defending position. 29v29, we were in the ascendency before Exiled Forces crashed from the south. It was supposed to be team on crash, but fair enough, in the middle of battle it can be hard to keep a cool head. We turned around and batted EF away like the little shit flies they are.
The fight restarted just north of Chaos Altar when we ran into Astro's regroup as we set about getting prayer. Pushed them west to Graveyard Singles.
Zerg Unit vs Astro 2.0
Astro wanted another pure vs pure tussle (big love). We defended the big hill east of 18 ports as they rushed from the north. 26vs25. A neck and neck tussle that was, again, crashed by Exiled Forces (spotting a pattern here).
That's when we turned on Exiled Forces and walked them three minimaps west into single, binding and killing their stragglers as they went. Good riddance. Next time fucking stay there and let us fight. Or fight us yourselves.
The Ending
It all ended when we happened upon Astro's small regroup in Chaos Altar. 26vs30. We were in the ascendency and pushed Astro west to Graveyard singles.
Big respect to both Terror and Astro for these clean fights.
Perfection.
LISTEN FOR LEAKED AUDIO
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Well done on the pull and strong hold in the clusters Terror
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thanks for the fights x
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Zerg Unit Cleanses the Wilderness. On a Saturday. Six days ago.
Look, it all started because Exiled Forces pulled shit and Astro and Terror both pulled a fuck tonne. It got worse when the Astro-Terror beef decided into a full blown mainwar, so we did what any reasonable clan would do: banked our shit and stocked up on fucking main-cutting, splish-splashing, red magical bombs and purple-pokeball teleblocks.
Then we walked around levels 4-11 wilderness (because you're all fucking cunts and won't fight in high wildy) sniping mains, slapping Exiled Forces whenever they'd rush us down 7, and generally having a great time.
Thus, we hereby declare ourselves the Holy Cleansers of the pure scene. If you bring mains, we'll bring blasts. If you bring fifty mains, we'll bring even more blasts and have even more fun. It's a win-win for us really.
Thanks to Exiled Forces for the fights.
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I was there
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Honestly you're both as bad as each other. But at least Astro stands around spamming in double digit wildy level, so the win goes to you.
SUNDAY: KINGS OF P2P ~ FOE BULLY FATALITY DOWN 15
in Wilderness
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more like noobtality