No Knees

what was crayon nose thinking

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Today Clan Rage massed up 50 Beers to dominate all shit clans in F2P. Knowing we had the highest pull we were hoping for some nice clusters/1v2s but instead were greeted with fear from every other clan. Despite being on only pures and having less than clans would if they teamed on us, everyone refused to fight us. We decided to hit rancher nox in single in a p2p world, prompting his army of slaves to log in and begin a 2 hour farm fest. Throughout the whole duration we spawn killed them and maintained a 50:1 KD. Early on in the fight, final ownage piss decided to rush from singles with their 20 man pull and got wiped instantly. This was the last we saw of them. We continued to farm apex for as long as we pleased and maced multiple +1s off them just because the fight was so one sided. Shoutout to nox for the staff and clan hopping codi for the ags. After this they were not allowed to bring +1s anymore and were forced to staff barrage in water sticks like good dogs.
We would like for it to be noted that apiss decided to bring mains to our 1v1 while we still had only pures. To any Apex member who thought things would start getting better after nog returned from vacation, nope!





 

Matias
KAZ
Downright
Miala
willeum
Royce

 

Thursday 9:30pm EST/ 1:30am GMT
After crashing and ending Zenpiss in a F2P PKRI Clumpa received Intel SV2 was attempting to have a mace trip in the wilderness. We immediately began hitting their members in random worlds at Vetion while they attempted to set up. As members cried in the clan chat and the bottom of TS alerting BaldQ of our presence he made the call to teleport out and regroup at single strip (in random worlds) via wilderness crab teleport.
 
 
After following our doggies to single strip we waited patiently for them to lure and attempt a mace on someone, 15 minutes later the call was made to log in (big mistake!) we logged in right after them totally ruining the mace attempt and chasing them down to the 30 line where they would ultimately teleport out with the quickness.
 
At this point in the trip paranoia began setting in and they decided to yet again switch locations. the call was made to teleport up GDZ and run west to RDG but again we were immediately on top of them chasing and killing all which didn't logout. (how did we know)
 
 
 
At this point in-experienced BaldQ was getting extremely frustrated and told the men to gear in ballista for a pathetic attempt at "fighting back" we obviously don't off and again followed SV2 to the mirror FULLY clearing them at Vetion 4 times, 2 of which they didn't have the courage to venture into multi LMFAO.

 
Being completely victimized and defeated BaldQ was desperate and as a last resort began poking TS and highlighting discord in attempt to gather more members which prevailed for a grand total of (1) official (1) old-school (5) members (3) applicants (4) guests.

 
Now feeling confident with his 15 man pull he decided to make the final stand at 50's where we met them with many of buckets. The fight wasn't even close, they just simply didn't win. to say we farmed and demoralized them would be an understatement. At the 2 hour mark of the fight at 50's when the fight felt like it was just getting started SV2 ran for new-gate and south where they would log out at single strip. I will be surprised to see them in the wilderness again this month after that performance. 

clumpa wins again

ez reopened for a cwa fight just to lose lmao

After we won our F2P Prep, we received intel that Z Mains and Sicarios were out trying to player kill. We have swiftly logged in our far more superior accounts dealt with them in under 120 seconds and pked multiple +1s off them.





 

After our clw victory we decided to pay a visit to the FS/LY F2P Pkri on corp hill which we heard zenif was trying to crash. Initially we rushed with 20~ on pures only to fight fs down some opts. After zenif logged in b2b with mains in fs capes, and fs not focusing them at all, we logged in our own army. What ensued was a good old f2p rag fight between rage and fs/z. Starting down opts we slowly gained to around 30 and took complete control of the fight. After forcing the opposition to run for their lives south away from the fight, we took our ending after 30 minutes of domination. 

what happened here? @Zenith E-Girl @Crusher @Elve

seems to be a trend of apex/zenith teaming with main clans. when will sharkbrew mods deal with them accordingly? @Kimnick1 said ur got a loose pussy, is it true?

kelsey and rng crying about getting hit in p2p

seems to be a trend of apex/zenith teaming with main clans. when will sharkbrew mods deal with them accordingly? @Kimnick1 said ur got a loose pussy, is it true?

seems to be a trend of apex/zenith teaming with main clans. when will sharkbrew mods deal with them accordingly? @Kimnick1 said ur got a loose pussy, is it true?

kelsey and rng crying about getting hit in p2p

Paying 10000b for an apeg topic!

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Gathered intel that Terror and Legacy had a F2P Pkri set up. So within the blink of an eye we massed up 25 Bears to battle.
Goodfight Terror and Legacy!
Shame anti-rage pulled 3 today.
 

 
 
 

Yikes. While they were getting spawn killed, apex were getting spy hit at corp hill 🤣. Nox wondering why their relationship is one sided 😄

Clumpa steamrolls rot, nothing new

August 23rd 4:30pm EST/9:30pm GMT
Clumpa HQ received Intel RoT was attempting to hit a pure clan at RDG. With 1 mass poke 5 minutes later 100 Buckets were on the scene swarming RoT slapping them around the wilderness. Being completely wiped off the map RoT had no choice but to retreat for GDZ hut, BIG mistake! We stayed on top of our dogs spawn killing and farming them while they struggled to keep barely 10 in-game. 
 



 

 
As our superior quality and knowledge of the area took affect we caught these noobs in massive 10+ man clumps completely 1 hitting/killing them every time. This became very troublesome for RoT's members and it was apparent they could not keep up. see below as 1 of their members couldn't keep protect item on and tried to double name-change (lol)
 
 

 
 

 

 
 
After what seemed like only minutes (4 hours 30 minutes) RoT had enough and ran east tail between legs where they hopped to a different world for a fake ending. 
 

 
After hopping to a random world we listened for (10 minutes) as RoT officials squealed for their members to get in game to take a FAKE ending see below from our informants pov.
 (who's the spy)
 
Having fully cleared RoT we cleaned up the remaining noobs from their alliance even smiting 1 unlucky slave for a ballista! 
 

 
 
 
*Video*
 
 
TY FOR WAR DOGS
SAME TIME TOMORROW?
 
LOOT BELOW.
 
 

Elder Maul + 2 bonds 😂

HE PAID THE FINE