I came back home today after a long day of treating patients at my office (I'm a dentist) when I stumbled across multiple topics made by Sv members. After initially thinking that these topics were posted for valid reasons, I used my deductive reasoning skills to determine the reason's for these topics being posted and have come to the following conclusions:
Conclusion 1: Sv are trying to regain momentum after being dicked by TLP the past two weekends (Sv won't prep TLP either because TLP has better quality and Sv can't bring mains to clan wars).
Conclusion 2: Sv ranks are trying to overcome their slump by posting hype topics to make their clan look better when in actuality Sv is slumping harder than Braden's tits (confirmed on stream). When Sv first entered the hpc scene, they pulled over 100 people, now they pull 40's and are too scared to prep anyone (Sv has worse quality BY FAR). It is rumored that Sv has still yet to win a prep in over 3 months (can someone confirm?).
Conclusion 3: Sv ranks are tired of losing so they sit on sharkbrew trying to win at something (they lose at pretty much everything) by getting as many replies to their topic as possible (confirmed by Sv Fudog, proof is here - http://www.sharkbrew.com/community/index.php?/topic/16649-fudogs-words-of-wisdom-how-to-get-on-the-most-active-replies/). Congrats Sv, at least you are good at something!
Conclusion 4: Sv ranks are trying to gain momentum after having a lot of instability in their rank structure when [sv]Babalanka stepped down for the 5th time after getting bullied by [EoP] clan (won a fullout this past year while Sv accomplished nothing). In addition, Tripluh has also decided to step down because of Sv's slump. Instead of persevering through Sv's hardship of getting dominated by TLP, he has decided to pursue his life long dream of dropping a mixtape with the help of [sv]Hittin. He is tired of working at mcdonalds and wishes to make a change in his life (good for you buddy!).
These are my conclusions as to why Sv are posting so many topics on sharkbrew. What do you guys think?
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