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will rage accept slaugther's 50v50 ? or they will keep teaming with sd on f2p....they spend more time spying pop than steppin up in the mpc scene, that "mpc" clan should just go back to xlpc lmfao

Hey SharkBrewers
 
Your favorite and most non bias news reporter here!
 
 As many of you might know TLP and SV had a prep set on the 7th of January, This prep could be the end of TLP if they lost it. So as expected @@Braden provided some Nh sharkbrew methods thinking SharkNews won't find out and secure the victory for TLP. Good try, but once again we found out the truth! Just like the fake awards. Â¯\_(ツ)_/
 
@@Braden has paid @sudo to keep his mouth shut after sudo talked to much about the EoP - Fi fullout. ( Â»Sun/02:36:58« (sudo_) sorry for randomly ddosing ur teamspeak ).
 
2 Hours before the prep Sovereign's border patrol has kicked out 18 illegal mains that most likely come from TLP  (  ) and gave them a quick trip back to clan-wars where they could wait 2 hours before entering death row. TLP was shaking at this point and desperately hopping the border over and over and fighting with their last item, since they lost all their returns to TLP. After 2 hours of being punished they realised there was no escaping and death row was around the corner, so they called [RoT-Intro]Sudo and he ended up providing a 3rd party DOS attack on SV's teamspeak server.
After this there was a miss communication if the prep was still on or not due several ranks of SV not being able to communicate, TLP was to afraid for the brave SV warriors that did show up even with the risk that their server will go offline again. 
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To wrap it up, @Sudo got punished by the local corps chef @razza and @@Father Justin banned the last immigrants out of the wildy but had to delay death row for another week since their communication service was under attack. Really sad to hear that TLP has resulted to this type of attacks, but its expected since none of their ingame attacks have worked out.
 
Last but not least other police stations have given their thoughts on what happend and we like to share their replies with you:
 
"The main reason we don't prep TLP atm is because we don't wan't to change our IP for the 20th time." ~2-18 Rival clan
"Rofl this is why we want to use sharkbrew @@Braden" ~ Couck
"No matter what they do, they can't avoid death row. The jury has spoken (Fi,SU,FoE,SV) and the sentence has been given." ~ Father Justin
"I swear they were already dead..." ~ Adhi
"Gotta confirm with callers before talking bad about our allies" ~ Thimaah   Its quite said that TLP is on the point that they need 30 defence, propaganda, fake awards, bias SB moderators and now [RoT-Intro]Sudo to provide 3rd party attacks for them. But we got news from @@Tripluh that SV has switched their communication line and currently is on a 24/7 border patrol and most likely will raid TLP this weekend to end them.   We have send a report to the FBI ( @@slushpuppy ) but he's currently being black mailed by @@BarrageKyle with the following threat: "We are TLP, we are SharkBrew. Don't you dare to investigate this or we will stop using your site and let it die."   And as last, we like to give a big shoutout to @@tesco for stepping it up with the topics to keep TLP alive but we at SharkNews are quit confident you need bigger arms than this to get ranked. Even in tlp haha! (╯°□°）╯︵ â”»â”â”»

Hey SharkBrewers!
 
I know we have been inactive lately but we are back with one the most shocking news ever.
 
As you might know I'm working for the company sharkbrew, I was very proud being their most non bias news reporter and I was honored to get this job!
But lately i'm more and more ashamed of what it has become. We use to be one of the most strict websites in terms of propaganda and trolling.
Whatever was posted on the brew was the truth and nothing but the truth. But reasonly bias moderators like @@Braden have used their powers to promote their clan.
We let it slight and ignored it and continued to post the truth and we were under protection from gettting banned by you amazing readers.
 
But it has hit the point that the propaganda,corruption and the bias moderators from TLP have hit an all time low. Our insider in the sharkbrew staff has confirmed that TLP has faked the yearly sharkbrew awards votes in hope to revive their clan and make them look good. Since we all know TLP is on their last breath before closing for the 9TH time.
 
We decided to contact @@Suddenly and he had the following to say:
 
''I got a list send by @@slushpuppy, but the next day @@Braden Pmed me on IRC saying the awards were wrong and that TLP has won all of them. Out of my own perspective I knew this was a lie and trolled him and charged him 40m to re-do. He actually agreed saying it was cheaper than a wildy pass" ~Suddenly
 
We were not done yet and asked suddenly what happend to the original awards:
 
"Since you're the only non bias news-reporter I will give you them for free to expose TLP and braden" ~Suddenly
 
We also asked @@Thimaah what happend to EoP's awards:
 
"Gotta confirm with callers before talking about closing" ~Thimaah
 
 
Here are the original awards presented by nobody less than SharkNews:
 
Best F2P Clan:
 
 
Most Consistent:
 
 
Best Leadership:
 
 
Best Community:
Best Banter:
Most Intense Clan Rivarly of 2015:
Most Bias:
    We thank you as the community for helping us expose these clans, its a real shame that even things like these are being corrupted within this community. SharkNews hopes you enjoy the original awards with the original voting results.   mfw TLP mods thinks we off.       Last but not least we spoke to @@Father Justin and he said TLP will be punished by staying banned.

Hey Sharkbrewers!
 
 
It is your one and only SharkNews reporter!
 
Today we have some different news not straight up wilderness related but still quite disturbing.
Lets get straight into!
 
 
So as you guys might of heard ex-[EoP]Leader @@Leech has stepped down in EoP because he was to "bussy" clubbing and attending party's. Take a look at the following status updates from leech:
  < You're btw!



 
But according to our sources ex-[EoP-Leader]Leech does not go outside and is to afraid to step up or simpely isn't able to handle it.
Our source had the following to say:
 
"Leech is 24/7 on teamspeak getting bullied by his own members, if he isn't on teamspeak he's playing fifa with m69 and makes a status update he's clubbing to make him feel better" ~ Source
 
We found these disturbing status updates about leech on the forums:
 
"So this Fat ass leech guy started to flame me soon as i came on ts3 today and started to flame me about that i didn't fuck any girls on new year. What i find really funny is this fucking fat ass cow stayed home and played FIFA 16 on new year while i was out partying, Who the fuck stays home and plays FIFA on fucking new year !? i feel actually bad for you dumbass looking beach whale. It's funny how leech always says im a virgin, but the truth is leech ur a motherfucking virgin aswell and with that body what you have atm you will never see a pussy in ur brown sticky stuffty ass life. Also why the fuck do you play fifa inside on a play station when you could go outside and play real football and lose some fucking weight."
 
"So this leech guy aka mammoth has been flaming a lot past 1 month about that i don't lift, Im a virgin, i have no Friends and i just play rs 24/7. Well the truth hurts leech, because look at you ugly fucking fat ass mammoth, your telling me your not a virgin when you weight over 400 pounds fucking fat ass elephant, And then again you was on a diet for 1 fucking week and then u failed god bless your Fat pack. Your playing league of legends atleast 10h/ day and and then you tell me i have no life? just because your not on ts3 does't mean you have a life broccoli, everyone of us knows ur sitting behind the computer playing LOL with m69 and the crew. The funny part is leech haven't driven a car in his life and he almost 20 god fucking bless man, The only place he has been working in was burger king and he only gained 100 pounds weight there thats it. He also keeps asking ''When was the last time i was in a club'' and he knows that Im underage and i can't attend to any clubs/bars, Well let me tell you guys something, This leech guy went to his first club when he was 19 and took videos from some random girls saying weird stuff, I DO NOT salute this you big cheek fat ass."
 
 
We have asked @@Thimaah about this issue with @@Leech, he had the following to say:
 
"Gotta confirm with callers before talking about leech" ~Thimaah
 
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We got one more story for you guys! [EoP-Applicant]Victory has officially hit a all time low when he tried to flame RD but manages to make once again another mistake.
When you think it can't get any worse after your/you're this happens, the following image can be considered as shocking:
 

After close investigation it really does say "what are rd"

 
We really don't want to put [EoP-Applicant]Victory to much in the spotlight since we still do not know if he's suicidal or not, but we decided to give him a helping hand and hand him this link so he knows there is still hope: http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/80128/what-are-or-what-is
 
 
In other news we had a quick talk with @@Father Justin and he said that TLP is still banned from the wilderness, but now EoP is banned aswell due them getting caught crossing the border more than their twice a week limit. 
 
 
We thank you for reading SharkNews and voting us for the best News publisher, without your support we weren't able to do this! 

I feel like this guy literally has down syndrome

What are you... potato masher?

Your banner covers half of the vid and it has blackbars. If you didn't understand what he meant just stop vidding and go back to school spastic.

Was rolling with Supremacy in this one, they had like 5 kids get ddos'd every round.... 

You mean mains of cp right?

Nice eyes you 4eyed blind creature
 

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neva forget
 

@@Zed_ @Tim @@Hansis @@ultama
 
neva forget
 

@@Zed_ @Tim @@Hansis @@ultama
 
neva forget