MICROWAVER19800 Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Hey SharkBrewers Your favorite and most non bias news reporter here! As many of you might know TLP and SV had a prep set on the 7th of January, This prep could be the end of TLP if they lost it. So as expected @@Braden provided some Nh sharkbrew methods thinking SharkNews won't find out and secure the victory for TLP. Good try, but once again we found out the truth! Just like the fake awards. ¯\_(ツ)_/ @@Braden has paid @sudo to keep his mouth shut after sudo talked to much about the EoP - Fi fullout. ( »Sun/02:36:58« (sudo_) sorry for randomly ddosing ur teamspeak ). 2 Hours before the prep Sovereign's border patrol has kicked out 18 illegal mains that most likely come from TLP ( ) and gave them a quick trip back to clan-wars where they could wait 2 hours before entering death row. TLP was shaking at this point and desperately hopping the border over and over and fighting with their last item, since they lost all their returns to TLP. After 2 hours of being punished they realised there was no escaping and death row was around the corner, so they called [RoT-Intro]Sudo and he ended up providing a 3rd party DOS attack on SV's teamspeak server. After this there was a miss communication if the prep was still on or not due several ranks of SV not being able to communicate, TLP was to afraid for the brave SV warriors that did show up even with the risk that their server will go offline again. () To wrap it up, @Sudo got punished by the local corps chef @razza and @@Father Justin banned the last immigrants out of the wildy but had to delay death row for another week since their communication service was under attack. Really sad to hear that TLP has resulted to this type of attacks, but its expected since none of their ingame attacks have worked out. Last but not least other police stations have given their thoughts on what happend and we like to share their replies with you: "The main reason we don't prep TLP atm is because we don't wan't to change our IP for the 20th time." ~2-18 Rival clan "Rofl this is why we want to use sharkbrew @@Braden" ~ Couck "No matter what they do, they can't avoid death row. The jury has spoken (Fi,SU,FoE,SV) and the sentence has been given." ~ Father Justin "I swear they were already dead..." ~ Adhi "Gotta confirm with callers before talking bad about our allies" ~ Thimaah Its quite said that TLP is on the point that they need 30 defence, propaganda, fake awards, bias SB moderators and now [RoT-Intro]Sudo to provide 3rd party attacks for them. But we got news from @@Tripluh that SV has switched their communication line and currently is on a 24/7 border patrol and most likely will raid TLP this weekend to end them. We have send a report to the FBI ( @@slushpuppy ) but he's currently being black mailed by @@BarrageKyle with the following threat: "We are TLP, we are SharkBrew. Don't you dare to investigate this or we will stop using your site and let it die." And as last, we like to give a big shoutout to @@tesco for stepping it up with the topics to keep TLP alive but we at SharkNews are quit confident you need bigger arms than this to get ranked. Even in tlp haha! (╯°□°）╯︵ â”»â”â”» YOOITZKID, Angela Merkel, Zed_ and 21 others 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EjM Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Thanks man. SavageFam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhythm Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 << MFW SV logged on their mains to fight at GDZ cause they were getting brown sticky stuff on SavageFam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Callum Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 First post was funny but not anymore. Now it's clear that you are just another Sv broccoli Raccoon_187, SavageFam and Finest 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan.. Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 << MFW SV logged on their mains to fight at GDZ cause they were getting brown sticky stuff on SavageFam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazardous Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Bet u used ur google translator to write all that, Zeppke SavageFam and Finest 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MICROWAVER19800 Posted January 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 << MFW SV logged on their mains to fight at GDZ cause they were getting brown sticky stuff on Mfw I only provide the truth. SavageFam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 dont care enough to read SavageFam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahabali Shera Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Write about this? http://www.sharkbrew.com/community/index.php?/topic/14927-sv-sharknews-write-about-this/&do=findComment&comment=365397 SavageFam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runefury Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 This wasn't as funny as the other ones SavageFam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribby Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 tldr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D o n Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Lmfaoooooooooooo The Thimaah brown sticky stuff gets me every time confirm with callers before talking bad about our allies Ghettoo, Gruboc and JoJo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33th Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 First post was funny but not anymore. Now it's clear that you are just another Sv broccoli true lmfao he is probably trying hard to get batmads wish "post alot and pretend to be most active" done (link to post (batman cryin hard) http://puu.sh/mnyay/9b55833053.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavemaster420 Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Lmfaoooooooooooo The Thimaah brown sticky stuff gets me every time confirm with callers before talking bad about our allies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T im Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Suprised they are even still trying at this point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FI Closing Soon Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 justin beiber you legit wasted like 2 hours using google translate to write a topic that nobody gives a brown sticky stuff about lmfao. post it on sv forums, because JaJa & those few pures you have left in your clan are the only ones who give a fuck about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Range Grudge Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 ye alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knikker Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 biased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkbrew Legend Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 This wasn't as funny as the other ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faked Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 tldr sv wins again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 These are getting worse and worse. holydreams 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNYS Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 didnt even read but you put some unnecessary effort into this & you deserve something for it. enjoy my like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUTPLAY Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 heh Rihana Pm Me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahabali Shera Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Why don't you write about SV pulling 25 to a P2P prep, and cancelling F2P prep?? Hercules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howl Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Why don't you write about SV pulling 25 to a P2P prep, and cancelling F2P prep?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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