MICROWAVER19800 Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Hey SharkBrewers! I know we have been inactive lately but we are back with one the most shocking news ever. As you might know I'm working for the company sharkbrew, I was very proud being their most non bias news reporter and I was honored to get this job! But lately i'm more and more ashamed of what it has become. We use to be one of the most strict websites in terms of propaganda and trolling. Whatever was posted on the brew was the truth and nothing but the truth. But reasonly bias moderators like @@Braden have used their powers to promote their clan. We let it slight and ignored it and continued to post the truth and we were under protection from gettting banned by you amazing readers. But it has hit the point that the propaganda,corruption and the bias moderators from TLP have hit an all time low. Our insider in the sharkbrew staff has confirmed that TLP has faked the yearly sharkbrew awards votes in hope to revive their clan and make them look good. Since we all know TLP is on their last breath before closing for the 9TH time. We decided to contact @@Suddenly and he had the following to say: ''I got a list send by @@slushpuppy, but the next day @@Braden Pmed me on IRC saying the awards were wrong and that TLP has won all of them. Out of my own perspective I knew this was a lie and trolled him and charged him 40m to re-do. He actually agreed saying it was cheaper than a wildy pass" ~Suddenly We were not done yet and asked suddenly what happend to the original awards: "Since you're the only non bias news-reporter I will give you them for free to expose TLP and braden" ~Suddenly We also asked @@Thimaah what happend to EoP's awards: "Gotta confirm with callers before talking about closing" ~Thimaah Here are the original awards presented by nobody less than SharkNews: Best F2P Clan: Most Consistent: Best Leadership: Best Community: Best Banter: Most Intense Clan Rivarly of 2015: Most Bias: We thank you as the community for helping us expose these clans, its a real shame that even things like these are being corrupted within this community. SharkNews hopes you enjoy the original awards with the original voting results. mfw TLP mods thinks we off. Last but not least we spoke to @@Father Justin and he said TLP will be punished by staying banned. Jim, Ram, Corn_husker and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 You're not funny, and will never be. BUTPLAY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raccoon_187 Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 gosh whats with today's news, they are terrible. Please try to be cheeky and enterntaining at least. Seems like you could use the most butthurt community award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MICROWAVER19800 Posted January 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 You're not funny, and will never be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Range Grudge Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 you right lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 That only proves my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iObsession Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 You're not funny, and will never be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EoP-Rs Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 haha zeppke good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jernt Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 reopen sharkbrew anyone? edit: lmaoooo pure-w4rfare gets auto changed to shakbrew CAPS and موني 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 This is good banter bigmanting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Justin Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 the banned pures toenail884cutter7 and Tripluh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maaku Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 tlp is super horrible like ruin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slushpuppy Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 I cannot confirm or deny such incident exist without confirming with my callers Knox, JoJo, CAPS and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D o n Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 I cannot confirm or deny such incident exist without confirming with my callers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Ftw Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 SharkNews had a lot of potential but now you are turning into FOX. Andy, JoJo, slushpuppy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jons Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 @@Braden you changed.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nICK1 Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Lmfaoo i totally agreed but fixed 1 for u toenail884cutter7, Ram, JoJo and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilderness Ditch Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 2-18 vs rival clan hahahhahahahahaah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nICK1 Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 sooooooooooooooooo bias l0l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyga Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 sooooooooooooooooo biasl0llmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDM Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 just here for +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOOITZKID Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOPA Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 You're not funny, and will never be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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