King Berry

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on brown sticky stuff clans, and carroted over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a scimitar of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another pile of maggots. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a bow, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll brown sticky stuff fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now

yo redo i lagged at 2v2

I bet you didn't see this coming. Jared will be bringing it back and is ready to lead us to victory on Fatality's battlefield. You all know what this man is capable of doing and I wonder if he will show even the slightest amount of mercy on other clans. It is said that his scim pushes replicate 3x the power of an erupting volcano as his voice trembles the brittle trees of the wilderness. I wish other clans the best of luck.

#sodapop

[21:48:03] i heard they play soccer with plastic bags in pakistan

do i get elder in eop