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wow... the great and monstrous mighty demons of doom have once again proven to us all how great and mighty and monstrous and scary and dominate they are... after yesterday i was hoping a savior would grace these clans and put a stop to their tyranny over the wilderness and complete domination but as always i am left with great sadness and disappointment that these wretched doom demons continue to shatter our world.

perhaps one day a respectable and worthy opponent will one day compete with the doom demons but as a purely unbiased goat that has witnessed the doom demons in action i truly and honestly cant see that happening. this saddens me knowing that these monsters will go unpunished....

on this lovely evening i was having a tea party with my friends the zombies at graveyard in the wilderness in celebration of halloween when i witnessed the mighty doom demons. they began killing the innocent and harmless clan known as critical damage! it was awful! truly dreadful! why would such monsters choose to bully these flamboyant and pacifist pink capes! i could not believe my big goat eyes when the demons were tearing their enemies limb from limb. at one point the mighty doom demons even 1v2'd the innocent and harmless clan called critical damage and ruin both at the same time, going back and forth and back and forth. how can one clan be so powerful that they can beat 2 clans at once i will never know. i truly hope someone will be able to put these monsters to rest one day because they are very scary and i feel threatened knowing these monstrous beasts are out there killing innocent clans daily with ease.

no surprise that the mighty doom demons took yet another win, these demons truly have no mercy for their enemies.

so i was having a stroll in the wilderness on this fine evening. and i decided to chill outside corp cave with my very good friends the black unicorns when suddenly two very flamboyant and weak looking clans of pink capes showed up and started having a picnic. i thought to myself that this was very delightful because usually only violence happens in the wilderness. then one clan, i believe they were called CD bent the knee and proposed to the other weak looking clan named SV. SV accepted the proposal and begin putting on their partner's cape and they became one in mind and body. this was the beginning of the dreadful "red wedding" that will go down in the history of gielinor for the rest of time. the mighty doom demons rushed in from the south very unhappy about flamboyant and weak clans not only relying on each other but simply being in THEIR wilderness. the demons fought with all their might, swinging their scimitars and slashing through the pink weaklings with very little effort. at one point the demons began to get worn out because they were actually taking on 2 clans on their own, but this only fueled their rage even more and they were able to continue pushing through the pinkies making a comeback from being down TWENTY men. the pinkies were eventually pushed into the graveyard where they belong and the mighty doom demons were the clear winners of this 1v2 battle. september 24th 2015 also known as the red wedding of SV+CD may we never forget this sad tale of when the mighty doom demons ended the innocent marriage of two clans.

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deary me, these doom demons are truly strong and fearsome. will anyone ever be able to defeat them?

this is horrific news indeed. from this goat's unbiased point of view it looks like the mighty doom demons have forced their rivals to crumble beneath their feet.... can anyone stop these monsters?...

hello fellow goat i have a feeling we will be great friends here on the sharkbrew.com

thank you friends

there is much love in this community! BaaAAaaA.. i am thankful for you all

thank you all for your warm welcome one day perhaps i will be sacrificed to save all of you

What is your real life name? Baaa!!! What are your hobbies? eating grass What is your RuneScape history? ive traveled all across gielinor in search of my goal What are your goals for your RuneScape account? my goal is to find the great green pasture What clan are you in? none i am merely an un-biased goat Anything else: i have come to sharkbrew.com to warn everyone of the mighty doom demons for they are truly a threat to us all

there should be a graphic warning on this, i now feel quite sickened by the images portrayed here today. the massacre was too much for stomach to handle. i now fear for my life because of the doom demons. visions of their blood red scimitars will echo in my mind for eternity

it seems the doom demons are truly as mighty as the rumors say. their enemies resort to baseless propaganda in hopes of defiling their name... i guess the doom demons cannot be stopped... may we all rest in pieces as they devour our bodies whole and gain our strength and wisdom