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Well this makes the person that is the subject of ponytail references look like a complete bitch.

Fresh off being voted the best pure clan by Runescape Community for the 3rd time in 4 years, and being voted #1 F2P pure clan in the Sharkbrew Awards, EoP set out with about 70 people yet again failing to receive a challenge. We expected yet another trip spent killing Fi at GDZ with them mass returning and running laps around GDZ trying to delay the inevitable, instead what we got was Fi's lowest pull in months (45) and them refusing to fight us at all, even in their 5 second return spot of GDZ. And so began a 2 hour long hunting trip as we pursued Fi every time they dared to log in, there was less action than we would have liked but it was excellent nostalgia of pre-eoc when we'd do this sort of thing to Fi pretty much every weekend just for laughs. With Fi spending most of their trip in lobby we found time to also hit the ponytails, CP & Sv a few times for giggles. After Fi put up a propaganda topic somehow claiming a win against us, here are what 3 Fi elders had to say about today's events (these are from their public boards): http://gyazo.com/2ec02be0bf7c5968e65b7bd684e04194 Babalanka [COMMENTARY]: Jamz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHMyan6KDZk Nish We heard Fi had hit a cluster involving Zu, RD and CP, so we quickly rushed over to remind them of their place. As soon as we hopped Fi ran away and logged out after only having hit the cluster themselves about 20 seconds earlier (see Zu's video for Fi running away north and logging out mid fight). We rushed up anyway and ran into an RD regroup north of ruins, which we quickly cleared up. We ran north and everyone else had dipped by this point so we got a quick fall in. We heard RD had gotten a regroup near mossies and were out in multi, so we rushed them with a "your haircuts have arrived" spam and sent them back to Lumbridge. We heard a cluster involving Zu, RD & CP was going on near spider hill. We rushed up from the southwest and hit whoever we came into first, which turned out to be none other than the ponytails themselves. We cleared them in about .5 and kept pushing through where we found CP. This began one of the most ridiculous walk of shames i've ever been involved in, as we walked after CP sniping them down 1 by 1 in a massive lap from south of spider hill, all the way around to gap, then down past dwarves, and finally over to moss giants where about 3 people managed to get into single alive. Not sure why they took the longest possible route but it was banter. We heard Fi were fighting Supremacy at bandits but as we headed over to feast we heard that Supremacy had actually already cleared them, congratulations Supremacy! With Fi remassing at edge we went and bullied their minions some more by logging out on top of them at west graves, and with our multiple leaks giving us their worlds every time they logged in we dropped a few of them every world (even in p2p worlds where I guess they thought they were safe?) until eventually we got bored of the games and left. We hit CP north of vents and they briefly fought back which allowed us to kill most of them before they yet again ran into single. We had nothing else to do while Fi and RD were remassing in edge so we loitered around vents and every time CP got ballzy enough to come out of single to snipe us we binded and killed them. We did this for 10 minutes or so until eventually we got bored of it and left. Throughout this period we also killed a fair few Sv who after a few weeks absence after getting wrecked by DI last time they came out at pure times, finally had gathered up the courage to try again. We laughed at their 10 man pull and killed most of them at least once for nice rune loot, before they all disappeared off into single. Well it had taken Fi nearly half an hour to come back out after getting cleared by Supremacy, but finally there they were, standing at bandit camp, in multi. This was the first time we'd seen Fi in multi outside of GDZ in about 4 months so we were very excited, and after making them hop from us a few times, we eventually decided we'd let them hit us on login to entice them to actually fight. And so we logged into Fi's fall in, they had all taken their capes off because apparently that was going to make a difference some how, either way we slaughtered them and cleared every single Fi kid from the map within about 40 seconds, and this was Fi's 2nd and final fight of the day (after getting cleared by Sup), thanks boys =] Well after this Fi spent literally an hour either in lobby or in a p2p world pvm'ing, knowing that if we came over to the p2p world and cleared them in .5 again they'd return with barrages, in fact some of their members were already in ghostly robes so it was quite easy to avoid the bait (see how we did it to MM in 2011 for gwas tips). After an hour of waiting and pm'ing Fi and trying to lure them into f2p by having some scouts 1 item barrage their fall in at gdz, we got tired of wasting our members Saturday nights and ended. About 20 seconds after we'd started a BS fest, some deaf Fi kid started pm'ing me asking for a fight then saying l0l u ended?? and somehow thinking that they'd had a successful trip because of this (see the Fi forum pics at the top of the topic lol). Either way hope you enjoyed your Saturday Fi, see you tomorrow. Pictures: Are you an Fi Elder? Sick of having to see how brown sticky stuff Fi is doing and then having to read the propaganda afterwards? www.eop-rs.com | #clan-eop

Not sure why they'd want to, especially with only 1 capable leader currently on the list.

Funny replies+topic

Not my thing, looks cheap and over edited like those brown sticky stuffty pk videos people used to make. Glad you guys like it though

You can be a dickhead if you want, that's the nature of running a business. People just don't have to come to you. If you didn't scam him that sucks because you got pretty bad publicity out of this

Personally don't care about resizable, sounds like alot of resources into something we don't really want/need. Maybe I'm out of touch with what people want though

Damn main clanning is really in the brown sticky stuffter.

If it didn't work the first time why would it be any different this time, if it happens they'll ride the hype for a few weeks then suck again. I don't believe this tho

Just checked out the ranks for each one, lol'd hard.

There are easier ways to get IP's you know!

patronizing/patronising depending on where you live

lol

Gj Fi, next time be more aware of where RD is before you start fighting EoP. You shouldn't be giving us 1 vs 1's, you really don't have the quality for it.

I think the best part is where he distances himself from how bad CP has done even though he's been running it behind the scenes since he joined

my first orgasm, that brown sticky stuff was awesome

Why cater to the minority

Not everyone has to or wants to live up to the quality of post you want, nor do I agree with what a good post is based on what little I skimmed off your topic. Reality is if people thought like you this site would suck even more than it does. The fun of these sites before was the little rivalry quote towers, cheap shots, and funny flames. No one cares if you want a bundle of twigsgot site where no one baits and everyone is nice to each other, I know this because the clear majority of people don't want this or the tone of the forums would naturally assume a friendlier tone. Stick to whatever ur clans site is for that dick sucking bullbrown sticky stuff, this site already has way too little witty/entertaining things posted.

ITT: Dick sucking and ignorance

Everytime RS people post raps it's always so fucking justin beiber worthy

They're all clans, if they're too low leveled or too small to beat another clan it's because they suck and need to train up.

PCL rankings and brown sticky stuff were very cauliflower back in the day, didn't lead to real competition and was all but ignored a few months after it's introduction. Not too mention if one clan chooses to take themselves out or doesn't sign up to begin with, especially if it's a significant clan, it ruins the whole idea. Good luck trying to make this work.

That's probably the funniest post he's made so far, just for all the wrong reasons

jesus christ, all I know is people on this version of pure community have gotten alot less funny