Spiral

yh if a 9 man 30 sec video counts for WCOTM idk

saw u guys spamming good luck zu before prep started , i laughed in real life     

So MisShlts wanted to start beef with the new clan because they thought we were easy targets but clearly that isn't the case. After we stomped them last weekend during their f2p and p2p trips we challenged the 1 server clan to a matched prep on their own server. Their sharkbrew propaganda couldn't save them and they got smoked so badly that they left before round 3 LMFAO.
 
 
These kids tried to start beef over a hat color, now we're gonna close em and all the sharkbrew propaganda in the world can't save them in preps :L
 
APPS ARE OPEN BTW
WWW.PX-RS.COM
 
 
Shoutouts:
MisShlts for leaving before round 3 (Demoralized btw)
Kanicus for being a braindead ape slave 
 
Zee for being on the spectrum
00:41:41 - "[Zee] Zee" pokes you: good job on performance. we will keep practising and get fuck em up! wild is ours beechhh
 

 


Round 1 (Attacking)
Phoenix Starting/Ending: 31/12
MisShlts Starting/Ending: 31/0
 
Round 2 (Defending)
Phoenix Starting/Ending: 31/24
MisShlts Starting/Ending: 31/0
 
Round 3 (PKRI)
THEY WERE SO DEMORALIZED THAT THEY LEAVE SO WE WIN BY DEFAULT L0L
 
(19:07:47) <+B-ryan> 2-0 my guy but gj
(19:07:54) <+B-ryan> gonna give u some sauce on sunday
(19:09:12) <Ari> 3-0*
(19:09:18) <Ari> u forfeited round 3
(19:09:20) <Ari> so we win 3-0
 
 
 


 
 
Ari's POV:

 
 
Salso's POV:

 
 
Tom Valor's POV:

 
Royce's POV:

 
 



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LOL, well done PX
 
Shootout to the Rage guys in PX love you all

Misfits reaction be like

like they need moni for mini's, they'll probably need eop for wilderness.
bee's can't handle phoenixes.. we all know that
Misfits reaction be like

Phoenix be like

Nice

good brown sticky stuff guys

love the gfx, grats on your first p2p trip

aye good job my boys at phoenix looked very lit

Was EZ for PX
GF APEX ASWELL.

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Today Rage massed up 65 bears for our F2P Saturday trip, we set out with the objective of killing the Unbreakable chimps, and we did just that. We slayed them every time they stepped foot in multi, effortlessly slicing them with our scimitars.

 



 

We started off our trip by hitting a three-way cluster between Apex, IR, and UB at Dark Knights Fortress. We could smell the sweaty chimps cowering away in the south west room so we immediately got on top of them with our scimitars and dropped their clueless members one by one.

 

We followed this up with an even opts fight against the chimps at north east Boneyard. We patiently defended in the trees, luring them close to us before we attacked, we aggressively pushed south on top of them, dominating the fight from the start. We dropped the chimps opts in-game from 64 down to 50 before they even killed one ferocious Rage bear. Eventually the chimps decided enough was enough and they dipped to singles. Thanks for dying to us LMAO.

 

We continued to camp the chimps in singles because we're bad asses and we weren't satisfied with our convincing win, they called a log out shortly after.

 

After bullying the chimps into regrouping out of Wilderness for another 15 minutes we decided to go and pay CD a visit. We caught sitting with their fingers up their asses just north of Corp, we rushed them with scimitars and obliterated them with one scim push, forcing them to dip to singles almost instantly.

 

Next, we decided to bully the chimps in single a little more since they were too afraid to step into multi, we hopped into them and started killing their members in one versus one fights. Eventually the chimps mustered up enough courage to go multi so we chased after them and began to toss them around Corp Hill LMAO.

 

After UB logged out to go regroup at Edgeville for another 15 minutes (AGAIN) we decided to go pay CD another visit. We found them sitting at Chaos Altar with 45 opts in-game, we pretty much sent them running north west towards Graves with one scim push, thanks for dying to us.

 

After getting word that the chimps had put an end to their miserable trip we decided to go hit a cluster between EOP and SV at 26 Hill. We followed both clans around whilst focusing their pures with our bows, eventually both clans ended up in singles so we decided to call an end to our trip.

 

FeelsGoodMan being in a real pure clan that doesn't regroup out of the Wilderness for 15 minutes at a time.

 



 



 

@@Whoppa



 

@Logic



 

@Infernape



 

@K0nt



 

@Breakx



 



 

They carefully placed themselves behind a loading screen so our less than optimal warrers (see: tyen) would get 1 hit and put us down a few numbers at the start,

 

 

Thanks for the laugh hanubundle of twigs, appreciate it lmao

idk who is more dumb you or don... but damn yall is close.

After recently scraping a win against Fatality (sitting to 25 each round when Fatality had already out-pulled them by 15 LOL) CD are now extremely full of themselves, and are daring to talk brown sticky stuff to clans who are vastly superior to them. This begs the four following questions:-

 

 

1, Will CD ever pull more than 40 to a F2P prep?

 

2, Will CD ever accept a F2P prep versus Rage?

 

3, If CD were to accept a prep versus Rage, how badly would they lose?

 

4, Will CD come out of hibernation and start doing P2P Sundays again?

 

 

Bonus points:-

 

CDs interesting awful TS audio from their prep today

(edit CD removed audio since it was embarrassing )

 

https://youtu.be/klEr_PFf814

 

CDs last prep versus Rage where they got perfected on their attacking round

 

eop, history of being scummy in general (phishing, rats, ddosing, scamming) while also being open for x amount of yours without a full out win until very recently (against fi though...)

!seen aao?
 
 
#RD WINS AGAIN