Wow who would of thought peaceful men in monk robes could bestow punishment on the dark forces in the so called "Pure" Community. Well that's exactly what we did here over in the Impact headquarters. After a dominating performance on Saturday, we set out with the same goal in mind: Lets open a lemonade stand and make bonk. We left mass with 70 lemons ready to squeeze our sour juices into the eyes of our opponents. We later peaked at a whopping 80 PURES.
Special thanks to:
Critical Damage: God man I got to give it to ya, you put up a fight! But in the end, we were Chris brown and you were Rihanna.
Imperial: Hey buds, ty for the action but singles is no fun come more east next time its fun for the whole family:D
Rage: Sorry for getting our jump ropes out and lashing you with them on p13s
Invictus: Dont snipe, literally i keel u.
After dancing to Britney Spears on our walk up we got word that Imperial made an appearance in the multi combat zone. The fight ensued around 18 ports with us barely losing anyone...we pushed them on and off the port eventually to corp hill. We were dominating on corp hill when CD (aka gossip girl's) and Rage decided to come join the party, we pulled south with 60+ remaining and went to get a bank! Thanks for the fight Imperial.
Now here's where the story gets Juicy. We got word from the headquarters at Chucky Cheese that Rage was being 1v2'ed by the Purple Reindeer CD and Yellow cups of Applesauce Imperial...after banking we quickly rushed to join in on the fun cuz like yolo swag 420 blaze it Am i right? We focused CD west as Imp and Rage pulled South. We pushed CD from lvl 11 to the Corp sign. Honestly I got 5 prayer levels from burying bones of these so called unbreakable "pures". At one point it was just their mains left, we pulled south towards ca with 70, they rushed with 25? Like cmon wtf you think is gonna happen, we killed 10 on their rush and they hit that "OH FUCK" panic button and hopped their way to singles:). Ty for the fight CD despite being down opts!
After banking our rune loot from a certain purple caped clan! We got word Imperial was west of CA all by their lonesome . Obviously we all wanted to cuddle with them so we hopped and chased them all they way north towards bone yard where the fight inevitably ensued. We had a +20 adv the whole time, pushing them towards and onto the single line. Meanwhile Invictus was sniping us and only us with a whopping 20 pull. So we thought What the fuck lets ko them aswell. We took our scims out and banished them from the area. We resumed fighting Imp when we realized they wanted to play the single-multi shieeet. So we walked east with 65 people remaining. Ty for fight Imperial you sure held your ground:D.
After walking to CA to get prayer we decided to end our trip by hitting rage on p13s. While this was happening a rank from our clan actually chugged a 40 on tiny chat. Pm if mad btw we play drunk af. Sorry rage
Here is the money shot. Yeah we maintained 75+ throughout the whole trip.
Considering the fact they got perfected a round in their last preps vs rage and olympus and they have never done a p2p event like a mini im gunna go with a hard no
Zeke why you hiding ur name in ur pov lmao its not like ur still playing on a main. not surprised to see you die like 5 times and throw chins at 1 man clumps either tbh