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TLP has never won any era of HPC clanning or has stuck through to finnish it up, all you are is a 2 month clan that'll get way to big for their boots and ends up closing caused by powerhungry ranks leaving / members scamming. You've closed multiple times pre-eoc, on battlescape (l0l), 3x on 07 alone which came out 3 years ago. Never beat a solid HPC in a rivalry on 07 (Foe, SV, EoP).
 
Meanwhile SV has accomplished what there was to accomplish while being HPC->Mains->LPC->HPC->Mains and transitioned because of a dying scenes. Dont forget 1 week after we went main, TLP permanently closed for their last time on 07 and has resorted to making numerous failed remakes of their clan in the lpc scene without any luck, and most of your ranks got reduced to becoming warriors on this site protecting what is left of your so called "legacy" which no normal human-beings ever cared about.

You're nothing but a sore and pathetic loser who can't move on from a closed RS clan, the time you spent on a rs gaming website filled with cancerjews says everything about how will never amount to anything in your life. Keep hiding with fake names. (r0fl)

TLP has never won any era of HPC clanning or has stuck through to finnish it up, all you are is a 2 month clan that'll get way to big for their boots and ends up closing caused by powerhungry ranks leaving / members scamming. You've closed multiple times pre-eoc, on battlescape (l0l), 3x on 07 alone which came out 3 years ago. Never beat a solid HPC in a rivalry on 07 (Foe, SV, EoP).
 
Meanwhile SV has accomplished what there was to accomplish while being HPC->Mains->LPC->HPC->Mains and transitioned because of a dying scenes. Dont forget 1 week after we went main, TLP permanently closed for their last time on 07 and has resorted to making numerous failed remakes of their clan in the lpc scene without any luck, and most of your ranks got reduced to becoming warriors on this site protecting what is left of your so called "legacy" which no normal human-beings ever cared about.

control pker guested?

easiest 400m 

 



 

ryan founder??

remy going inactive??

 

is SF falling apart?

 

/discuss

 

 

 

UPDATE: 

 



 

SF IS BACK WITH THE LEGEND HIMSELF AS BOTH LEADER AND FOUNDER!!!!!!

 

 

he's a boss too

https://clips.twitch.tv/FurryInnocentThymeLitty

And with eop being the greatest hpc of all time we now have the greatest pure clan of all time coming to lpc, discuss

shud be ez like when sv smoked the lpc / hpc scene lol

After the recent drama in the pure clanning scene about this client having too overpowered features that are ruining the competitive gameplay I came to this final decision.   I will be removing the following features in the next version: caller's highlighted target spamming the pile's name with a key f2p counters of styles and overheads http://exilent.org/forums/index.php?/topic/197-unfair-advantages/
 
While you might be thinking there are still many other features that are too strong, for example highlighted callers or enemy callers, lets not forget about that every other client has this function too as highlighting your friends. This client is only different making it more clean with the coloring. I will have to keep these things that would make the client unique.

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You think being a minion clan for tlp will pull you out of your slump? After watching your leadership tremble at their knees every time we asked them for a prep, begging doom members to attend your trips, we will not give thimaah another chance to confirm with callers this time. ESPECIALLY when it comes to the wilderness. 
 
 
 You have been warned from the superior clan themselves, Sovereign. We expect a response within 24 hours that you will be following orders from your superiors or else we'll be closing you a 3rd time this year.
 
 
 
 
ps: stop wearing tlp capes on the weekends
 
 
~ Sovereign Leadership

The leadership of Sovereign is very displeased with your current actions of disobedience against our demands that we've instructed you with. We gave you 1 job. Literally 1 job. We warned you not to help your homosexual friends at TLP headquarters and what do you do? 
 
fucking help them again?!?! 
 
You have 24 hours to answer back replying that you'll follow orders from the superior clan themselves,  Sovereign.
 
 
 
- Sovereign Leadership 
 

Hello.
 
Most of you guys remember the post that was made in the past regarding the announcement of clans being banned from the wilderness through out the week. Today, that list is updated.
 
Doom has decided to aid TLP on the weekends... little do they know they can not save them no matter how much they try. If you continue this  Doom, not only will we put you in fear in clan wars but also in the wilderness whenever you guys decide to go out.
 
Wish to be removed from the list DOOM? Sovereign demands a public apology on shark brew forums within 48 hours. The clock is ticking. 
 
 
 
**Fun fact**: Sovereign has won most active in the wilderness back to back twice. 
 
   
 
~ Sovereign Leadership

Hey fellow sharkbrewers, its your favorite non bias news reporter again.
 
 
 
I wasn't able to report news for a while due certain bias moderators taking a way my freedom of speech and banning any sort of negativity towards the islamic state of TLM.
It felt like the islamic state of TLM turned his focus onto propaganda instead of fighting for what they believe. Which is understandable because their believe is that they are a relevant pure clan,
and they can't make this happen if they are banned from the wilderness by the united nations of Sovereign.
 
the united nations of Sovereign have been aware that TLM has been trying to re-create a islamic caliphate after this disturbing image was caught by one of the spyware leaks within their organization
 
 
Now lets get right into the news of last nights Massacre. Sovereign's high advanced technology spyware has found a leak in the islamic caliphate of TLM. The united nations of Sovereign quickly dropped a massive bomb right on top of TLM's leader hanuman (viewer discrection is advised). 
 
 
 
After TLM's leader was down @ quickly called the flank attack to clean up the rest of the The Lost Terrorists who were completely suprised and went down quicker than @@Braden running laps and @@BarrageKyle 's haircut.
 

 
The second attack from the united nations of Sovereign on the caliphate was much worse than any person ever could imagine. One of the biggest disgrace you could give to the islamic state of TLM is giving them the big purple dick and making them scream oink oink. But due the fact @@Hanuman was enjoying it we realised we aren't dealing with religious people because god hates bundle of twigss.
We have yet to found out why they are using the Islam as a way to recruit more brainwashed dropouts to spread their lies and hopes.
 
 
 
 

 
 
And ofcourse last but not least!
 
After the united nations of Sovereign removed the Terrorists twice from the Wilderness they decided to pay them a visit at the wilderness ditch. Which resulted into TLM running to al-kharid in hope to use their guerrilla warfare tactic but The United Nations of Sovereign were to high of smoking grey hats that they weren't going to fall for some failed bomb attack of TLP.
 
The Lost Terrorists now realising that Sovereign is to high from smoking them saw an opportunity to attack the FoE rebels who were down 15~!
But The united nations of Sovereign heard about this attack and decided to help FoE out while being high asf, but the FoE rebels clearly practised their guerrilla warfare and somehow managed to beat TLM down ~15 before Sovereign's rag squad arrived. The Lost Terrorists tried to call Ancient Fury but their fighting style is to ancient to handle Sovereign and they got banned out aswell.
 
Eruption of Corruption wanted to aid The Lost Terrorists after they publicly announced their support to the Islamic caliphate of TLM.
But @@Thimaah forgot to confirm with callers and ended up having to go back to safe ground.
 
 

 
 
LIVE FOOTAGE (VIEWER DISCRECTION ADVISED)
 


 
 
 
~The Return of SharkNews
 

Here's another joke:
 
nice j-cup LMFAO

funny how tlp just kept dying at gdz for hours. tlp lost again lmfao!!

Hey SharkBrewers
 
Your favorite and most non bias news reporter here!
 
 As many of you might know TLP and SV had a prep set on the 7th of January, This prep could be the end of TLP if they lost it. So as expected @@Braden provided some Nh sharkbrew methods thinking SharkNews won't find out and secure the victory for TLP. Good try, but once again we found out the truth! Just like the fake awards. Â¯\_(ツ)_/
 
@@Braden has paid @sudo to keep his mouth shut after sudo talked to much about the EoP - Fi fullout. ( Â»Sun/02:36:58« (sudo_) sorry for randomly ddosing ur teamspeak ).
 
2 Hours before the prep Sovereign's border patrol has kicked out 18 illegal mains that most likely come from TLP  (  ) and gave them a quick trip back to clan-wars where they could wait 2 hours before entering death row. TLP was shaking at this point and desperately hopping the border over and over and fighting with their last item, since they lost all their returns to TLP. After 2 hours of being punished they realised there was no escaping and death row was around the corner, so they called [RoT-Intro]Sudo and he ended up providing a 3rd party DOS attack on SV's teamspeak server.
After this there was a miss communication if the prep was still on or not due several ranks of SV not being able to communicate, TLP was to afraid for the brave SV warriors that did show up even with the risk that their server will go offline again. 
()
 
To wrap it up, @Sudo got punished by the local corps chef @razza and @@Father Justin banned the last immigrants out of the wildy but had to delay death row for another week since their communication service was under attack. Really sad to hear that TLP has resulted to this type of attacks, but its expected since none of their ingame attacks have worked out.
 
Last but not least other police stations have given their thoughts on what happend and we like to share their replies with you:
 
"The main reason we don't prep TLP atm is because we don't wan't to change our IP for the 20th time." ~2-18 Rival clan
"Rofl this is why we want to use sharkbrew @@Braden" ~ Couck
"No matter what they do, they can't avoid death row. The jury has spoken (Fi,SU,FoE,SV) and the sentence has been given." ~ Father Justin
"I swear they were already dead..." ~ Adhi
"Gotta confirm with callers before talking bad about our allies" ~ Thimaah   Its quite said that TLP is on the point that they need 30 defence, propaganda, fake awards, bias SB moderators and now [RoT-Intro]Sudo to provide 3rd party attacks for them. But we got news from @@Tripluh that SV has switched their communication line and currently is on a 24/7 border patrol and most likely will raid TLP this weekend to end them.   We have send a report to the FBI ( @@slushpuppy ) but he's currently being black mailed by @@BarrageKyle with the following threat: "We are TLP, we are SharkBrew. Don't you dare to investigate this or we will stop using your site and let it die."   And as last, we like to give a big shoutout to @@tesco for stepping it up with the topics to keep TLP alive but we at SharkNews are quit confident you need bigger arms than this to get ranked. Even in tlp haha! (╯°□°）╯︵ â”»â”â”»

Not sure why TLP decided to 1 item us yet alone continue mass dying at gdz for hours

Wuu2 @@33th
 

 
Some loots I got werent posted in OP:

 
Damn bros sick mains!!!

how about yesterdays BBQ of TLP getting fire hot smo0o0ked like a loud pack on sunday mate run rats l0l
 

tlp dicked by a clan that just went from lpc lmao, must suck to suck. wonder how clans will be after us being in the hpc scene for a while.

tlp dicked by a clan that just went from lpc lmao, must suck to suck. wonder how clans will be after us being in the hpc scene for a while.

Action packed trip, rd attempting to sandwich us only to get turned on and sent to singles while we were chasing CP to singles was banter aswell.

Official Clan Declaration
 
Name of your clan/tier(omit two):
 
Apex | MPC
 
Name of clan you are declaring on:

Doom
 
Attach screenshot of your clan's memberlist:
 
N/A
 
Attach screenshot of declared clan's memberlist
 
N/A
 
Fight server type(omit one): 

P2P
 
Minimum opt count:
 
30vs30
 
Def cap:
 
1
 
Other rules:

Combat Cap: 92 cb
 
Normal P2P Prep rules
Friday
5 EST/ 9 GMT Mass
5:30 EST/ 9:30 GMT Fight

Times should work because no clans have set up preps with each other yet. Don't give me the busy excuse.

Are you mentally ill? We have members that are in EOP too.
 
Dont tell me those lvl 100s CP mains are in OP too.
 
We had a 120s main unit to camp those CP mains.
 
Stay easy.

1 hit and op/cp alliance scatter like rats rofl