Hello 2016 Pure Community. Some of you may know me, others may not. I founded Intense Redemption in 2006 and led IR through some significant peaks and valleys over the years until our final closure in 2013 - from a mass leave to form a break-off clan in our very early stages to defeating P2P-only clan Carnage in a full-out and claiming #1 P2P MPC, from a failed merge in our very early stages to defeating in-over-their-head Zenith in a 100v100 and maintaining our title as #1 MPC. Eventually, father time came knocking on our loyal-to-the-death core and we no longer had the time to invest in being a stable clan, let alone the top one in the MPC.
That's us in a nutshell, but I wanted to give my thoughts on what I've seen from a brief browse on what's going on here today. I've never been one to mince words and here's my verdict: this community is an absolute brown sticky stuffhole.
Hopefully brutal honesty doesn't trigger you in the same manner a manspreader does for a third-wave feminist. I truly feel sorry for the newer folks to the scene who didn't get to experience a pure clanning landscape that didn't have the following:
Addy daddies running rampant - newer folks, can you believe there was a time when nearly every single pure was 1 defense? LOL, crazy right? Instead there are cucks running around bragging about their 39 defense - a tacit admission that they would be brown sticky stuff without it. It's no surprise that during 1 def cap preps the 30+ defense kids are often the worst tanks and thereby the easiest kills. "Wtf how are these arrows and scims doing so much damage to me??? Sorry guys, I'll do better next round."
Mains shamelessly being brought on trips and in the very clan chat of the "pures" - I've seen multiple videos with kids in rune running around fighting, wearing their clan's team cape, etc. I think EOP is the worst offender of this, although I'm sure almost every noteworthy clan (besides maybe FOE) has done it. As if that wasn't bad enough, they're shown as a blue dot on the mini map, obviously meaning the clan's leadership has no qualms about it and doesn't care who sees. Here's a novel idea: why don't you all just get 40+ defense? If you really want an inherent advantage that badly, you can't go wrong with this!
P2P Teleporting - Newer folks, can you believe there was a time when every respectable clan strictly prohibited teleporting? Not anymore. About to die? Just play your get-out-of-jail-free card and save those rune crossbows! Leadership made a bad call and you're fucked? Don't worry, we'll just mass teleport and try again!
Now that that's been stated, I have a couple special shoutouts to a couple of the newer clans on the block.
Redemption - Needless to say, this clan's founders are new, lazy, and didn't do any homework when choosing a name or they are IR fanboys who were clearly never a part of IR. Yes, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but it's completely unwanted flattery. To the surprise of no one, their team cape is the blue Team-26. For the newer folks, I'll let you take a wild guess what our team cape was since the inception of team capes in the late 2000's. If any clan wants to throw some dirt on these guys, just remind them that they're all fakes and that they'll never sniff even a shred of mediocrity.
Supremacy - Look at this sick banner they have:
Supremacy member: "Wow!!! That's incredible!!! Best banner in the pure comm-"
Supremacy member: "Oh. Hey [whoever the leader is], it looks like we have a PR problem on our hands."
Leader: "Just say his clan is brown sticky stuff."
Member: "He's not in a clan, though."
Leader: "Just say he would fit in with Doom and that he should join right in time for Phase 2."
Member: "He's retired though."
Leader: "Dude, just tell him he's a re tard, I'm busy."
Anyway, I'm excited to see the reaction to this. I'd love to hear some coherent responses to everything I've said in here. If you think a pure clanning community is better with teleports, wild adamant animals, and main reinforcements, I got some bad news for you.
Ideally the leadership of every clan of significance (meaning Supremacy and fake IR should be shoved away) would come together and work something out about this, for the betterment of everyone. But we all know that's not going to happen. Keep on trucking away, using whatever scummy method you can concoct to get your clan an inherent advantage.
That is all. Let the responses to these points separate the thought-provoked and the braindead - "Hurr durr, u suck."
P.S. I get that clanning is intense and you probably hate each other - I've been there. But I want to point out a life resource that EVERY SINGLE GUY HERE can relate to. One that changes the lives of boys/men of all ages. Basically, the world is not what you think it is. If you think life is a magical fantasy land, it's time for you to unplug. It's time to swallow the /r/theredpill.
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Today, December 11th, Doom massed up 82 Demons to claim our #1 spot for our second week in the LPC scene. After 2 hours of dominating clusters, fully clearing multiple clans, we did not lose a single person, ending with a solid 81. Fearless was our main focus for the day, there were multiple points during the trip where we would perfect Fearless without dropping 1 person in game. Once again, no mater what level wild you are, any amount of mains you have, you are going to keep getting camped all trip long until you completely drop all of the mains. This would definitely be your best choice considering you are getting fully cleared by us despite camping level 5 wild and having 10+ mains each fight.
As for Terror, you tried teaming on us for a second time today, but I now think you have actually learned your lesson after watching Fearless run away from you and leave you to die...
We missed out on no action today, getting full clears on multiple clans, even anti-crashing fights to keep the cancer away.
Doom definitely ended on top for week 2, shout out to all the people that showed up today for an amazing trip.
Ending -
Some highlights of the day, I'l let the pictures and videos speak
Just a classic 1v1 between Doom and Fearless ^^
Nothing new just a good pic of them down 30 in single once again.
A very very failed attempt to 1v2 the kings ^^
Try harder next time boys, this was actually funny as fuck watching you both run away from us.
Typical fight of Doom vs Fearless ^^
Camping level 5 wild with 40 people in game to our 80...
We said wassup to our boys from Estonia ^^
Just wanted to say hi and get a nice full clear on them, thanks for staying and fighting back unlike some clans cough cough
Nice picture of Fs down 30 once more ^^
Better log off those mains
Mfw FS tries to claim a victory when they literally got walked to ditch lmfao, thanks for the fights today and all but don't start with bullbrown sticky stuff propaganda
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