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| Saturday November 7th, 2020: Today we headed out with 42 Godkings (peaking at 48) for our F2P Sunday Trip. Started off the fantastic trip with a squeaky clean 1v1 vs. Supremacy at 18 Ports. For the duration of the fight, the lead went back and forth. It moved moved from 18 Ports to Chaos Altar tele spot, down to the Altar and back to the tele spot at the end. Shoutout to Supremacy for the superb action! Once the fight had ended Blunt Purez rushed with 20 and got sent back to Enclave in about .5 seconds. Up next we went and paid our long-time victims Rage a visit at Bandit Camp. We didn't want to have to end the cluster for the honorably clans that were there, but Rage is allowed 0 action and we had to do it. As soon as we showed face, the 29 low stamina bears in game headed north and logged out. We chased around the remaining clans until everyone was in singles. Afterwords we went and hit a fight between Fatality and Final Ownage at Chaos Altar. A few.minutes after we crashed, Legacy showed up with Revenant in their capes. We pushed them northwest to Corp Hill, and went to work. In a mere 10 minutes, we completely eradicated both clans from multi. Revenant, please put up a fight next time. Your pulls keep getting lower and lower, and the fights keep getting easier and easier. To end our action packed trip, we went and hit another fight between Fatality and Final Ownage. Fatality called Revenant for help, but that didn't help them. We decided to engage in yet another 1v1 with Revenant, this time inside Chaos Altar. In 10 minutes, just like before, we completely wiped their 20 man pull off the map. Some things never change! Thanks for the clean fights everyone, and stay easy Rage/Rev!

| Saturday, October 24th, 2020: Today we headed out with 43 Godkings (peaking at 50) for our F2P Saturday Trip. We started the trip off with a fight vs. Zenith at Chaos Altar. Just like we wanted, we baited Revenant into crashing it. Zenith headed out rather quickly leaving us in a clean 1v1 with Revenant-- perfect. For the entirety of the fight, we fucking dominated. At no point in time, in the entire farm session, were we down opts. Revenant was expecting their partner in crime Ancient Fury to come and save them per usual. Unfortunately for Revenant, Ancient Fury was busy losing a fight of their own and never got a chance to bail them out. Revenant pulled so low, they had to take their capes off within 15 minutes of the beating. We pushed them from the tele-spot to altar and back at least 10 times. Getting desperate, 30 minutes into the fight they abandoned their meds and logged in 20 mains to avoid the lashings they were receiving. After an hour or so of punishment, with Apex still having 60+ in game, Revenant bit the bullet and headed out, accepting defeat in a clean 1v1 against a pure clan. I wonder if they will go back to 1-iteming again tomorrow since they clearly make no impact with or without gear. We got it all on camera, if you don't believe us the proof's in the pudding. Press play and watch us clear Revenant in a clean 1v1. After smoking the fuck out of Revenant, we were asked for a FT100 by Zenith and kindly accepted. Although we were down opts for the majority of the fight, we came out with a convincing W. The pure scene's cheerleaders were present as expected, with pom-poms and all. To try and seem relevant, they tried initiating a spam-war to boost moral. Unfortunately for them, they lost this too, logging out and accepting their second loss of the day in just 20 minutes.

| Today we headed out with 41 Sharks, later peaking at 50. We started off the trip by having a nice 1v1 at Corp Hill vs. Supremacy. 5 minutes into the fight Adamant Fury decided to crash and all three clans headed to singles. Expecting us to run away, Adamant Fury started off the fight with very high energy. The second we logged in our super pures however, they got really quiet. In 2 minutes, we had already put more in our capes then them. They instantly took capes off out of embarrassment. A FUCKING BATTLESCAPE CLAN HAD MORE MAINS TODAY THAN ADAMANT FURY. We kicked back and put our accounts on autopilot, killing main after main after main. In a mere fucking hour, we tucked these fat foreigners in and kissed them goodnight. They started booking it east, leaving the location we had been fighting at for over an hour, logging out and simultaneously accepting defeat. Thanks for the free hype, that was a lot easier than we expected. Think twice before you fuck with Apex, we don't fucking lose.

Today Onslaught set out into the land of own with a peak of 50 helmet wearing retards, ready to unleash ultimate own upon our foe's. As the newly opened Terror had similar opts to us, the majority of our action today included them with a special feature of SF randomly suiciding their clan into us at times. Pixel Started off the day fighting terror east of bandits and put in work until BP crashed with more than us. Once Terror teleported out, so did we. Heard Terror was fighting SF, decided to join in. Immediately erased SF from the map and then switched targets to Terror. SF would attempt at least three times to regroup and re-rush only to be choke slammed back into edgeville bank. This went on until Apex logged in and we all dipped. Set up another fight against Terror, started off strong and kept control of the fight until the entire community logged in at east graves prompting us to teleport out and leave them dissatisfied. Logged into hit a cluster, found Hydra. We rolled them over and dipped when Zenith rushed. Logged into a cluster and began laying the smackdown on BP. SF tried their luck for the 5th time this trip and were immediately put in a box, spared only by Zenith logging in and giving them an excuse to teleport out. SF attempted to redeem themselves after the last 6 beatdowns they got. To keep things short, this was just more of the same resulting in many camelot tabs breaking until Zenith logged in.

We were out storming through the wilderness with 20 Zenith Pures when we heard a couple clans were massing for us. We quickly assembled 50 Zenith Pures to shit on whoever we found. We found Rage X10 and cleared them everytime, We found Legacy x5 and killed them everytime. We found Rage Northwest in the pocket we logged on top of them and instantly shit on them. Within seconds they were running east into dragons gasping for breathe. We started transitioning through them like butter, One hitting their returners within 3 minutes they were completely cleared. We caught a spam and ran south and went to bank and laughed at them. We heard Rage was back trying to claim a fake ending, We quickly logged in spread at the dragon pit with our skulls and started hitting them once again. They ran northwest and then they got completely fucked. They tried to run northeast inside the dragon pit and we caught them in a 10 man clump. Once they we're clumped Pooplord accepted his defeat and we fully cleared Rage again. We pushed into singles and killed all the Legacy Mains trying to aid their Venny clan. Rage was regrouped and spread in the middle we logged in on them from the north and started banging through them south. We fought for seconds before Rage was deleted and forced to regroup for the 3rd time tonight. Edited 5 minutes ago by Elve

Set up a fight against SF, they lied about their #'s so we were in an uphill fight for a period of time. After they realized they couldn't clear us they began logging in mains to camp our ranks and found out the hard way that this was not a good idea. 1handrew flower Teal (uploading)