Zed_ Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Yup im so bad i have to make alt accounts and flame people Hahahaha u got me !!!! Hahhhhah i win again mute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iObsession Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Hahhhhah i win again muteYep u win cuz u make alt accs to flame hahaha pussyU lose all da time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultama Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 why would u repair a 1.2 04 plate corsa? how od u even remember i had one? bro ill take a pic right now l00 its outside my house alongside my 61 plate 3 series 3.0 l0000 sup ultama u gonna take a pic of the cars outside ur yard? na i didnt think so bro im on ts come tlp ts ill fuckin break you stop trying to spew brown sticky stuff n repeat ur brown sticky stuff its gettin boring as fuck u dumb fuck i feel like chip right now ur bugzy malone ofc u wont know who that is stick to coldplay and megan traihnor l00l0l Unlike you I don't need to make fake accounts lmfao (remember when you created accounts on ikov (aka game you didn't play) to get attention from me since your parents don't give you any?) Stop lying to everyone, you could barely afford to upgrade your PC never mind get a decent car r0fl here's some simple math for you: £5.13 <- your hourly wage minimum wage for under 21s I'm assuming you're doing college (failing miserably after getting held back) so i'll assume that's 2/3 days you can't work, leaving you with 4 working days a week. I'll assume a normal shift is around 7 hours. in 1 shift you make £35.91 your previous car costs in the range of £900 Assuming you were working 4 days every week for 7 hours a day, it would take you 6 weeks (aka more than a month you dumb fuck) to afford that. You are now claiming to own a car which is worth between 5-10 times that amount, which would put you at 30-60 weeks working to afford it (even though you only started work in july which is less than 60 weeks ago?) Infact it'll take even longer than that considering that isn't even calculated with tax and national insurance being taken off, add like ~20-40% on top of them lmfa0 This wouldn't include tax, insurance and petrol so you're full of brown sticky stuff lmfa0 keep trying spastic there's a reason you don't do good at college Hahahah ultama met sum1 online irl He also has a gmaul head Stay at the back of the class u ugly gmaul mullet head Ty @@ultama Stfu as well ty Can u at least make fuckin sense? Holy brown sticky stuff Dumb ultamaul Didn't you get rid of your facebook after we found out you look like mr potato head irl wearing a fucking durag lmfao stay muted. How's temping going btw? must be a quiet day if you're on here lmfao I guess that justifies the £14k a year temps like yourself must earn amirite? feel free to correct me btw you seem quite scared to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iObsession Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Unlike you I don't need to make fake accounts lmfao (remember when you created accounts on ikov (aka game you didn't play) to get attention from me since your parents don't give you any?) Stop lying to everyone, you could barely afford to upgrade your PC never mind get a decent car r0fl here's some simple math for you: £5.13 <- your hourly wage minimum wage for under 21s I'm assuming you're doing college (failing miserably after getting held back) so i'll assume that's 2/3 days you can't work, leaving you with 4 working days a week. I'll assume a normal shift is around 7 hours. in 1 shift you make £35.91 your previous car costs in the range of £900 Assuming you were working 4 days every week for 7 hours a day, it would take you 6 weeks (aka more than a month you dumb fuck) to afford that. You are now claiming to own a car which is worth between 5-10 times that amount, which would put you at 30-60 weeks working to afford it (even though you only started work in july which is less than 60 weeks ago?) Infact it'll take even longer than that considering that isn't even calculated with tax and national insurance being taken off, add like ~20-40% on top of them lmfa0 This wouldn't include tax, insurance and petrol so you're full of brown sticky stuff lmfa0 keep trying spastic there's a reason you don't do good at college Didn't you get rid of your facebook after we found out you look like mr potato head irl wearing a fucking durag lmfao stay muted. How's temping going btw? must be a quiet day if you're on here lmfao I guess that justifies the £14k a year temps like yourself must earn amirite? feel free to correct me btw you seem quite scared to. Yes you are very wrongI'll give you another go U do kno ur very wrong about my job role right? Ur proper weird lmao u sit here boastin about going out and having a boyfriend Which is infact fuckin justin beiber u potato masher homo tomato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultama Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Yes you are very wrong I'll give you another go Yeah I thought you wouldn't want to correct me tbh you know you aren't in a position to talk brown sticky stuff so you better stay quiet mute. ty 4 kingpin btw you made it really ez roasting you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iObsession Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Yeah I thought you wouldn't want to correct me tbh you know you aren't in a position to talk brown sticky stuff so you better stay quiet mute. ty 4 kingpin btw you made it really ez roasting you Is this your attempt?Go do more research b4 talkin random brown sticky stuff Mr i have a degree/boyfriend/social life hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultama Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Is this your attempt? Go do more research b4 talkin random brown sticky stuff Mr i have a degree/boyfriend/social life hahaha Hey you don't have either of them three lmfa0 How do I research someone who tries to hide as much as ISIS lmfao you're literally too scared to talk in your own teamspeak. Btw it's not normal when someone asks you what you do for work to reply with "I work in an office" lmfao you could be a cleaner for all we know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iObsession Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Hey you don't have either of them three lmfa0 How do I research someone who tries to hide as much as ISIS lmfao you're literally too scared to talk in your own teamspeak. Btw it's not normal when someone asks you what you do for work to reply with "I work in an office" lmfao you could be a cleaner for all we know. You keep generalising when you're on your ownYou talk about being obsessed when u want info about somebodys life And yes i dont want a boyfriend thank you very much Wow a degree which can be obtained by going to university Na m8 i got a job without a degree so really you lose lmao Lets not 4get this is ur first job, its expected u want to boast about it Id rather people i dont like know anythin about my life, sorry for the denial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultama Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 You keep generalising when you're on your own You talk about being obsessed when u want info about somebodys life And yes i dont want a boyfriend thank you very much Wow a degree which can be obtained by going to university Na m8 i got a job without a degree so really you lose lmao Lets not 4get this is ur first job, its expected u want to boast about it If you had a job that you were proud to have then of course you would tell people about it lmfao Why do you not like talking about your job? Are you not proud of being some kind of temp/3rd line support? I don't really "lose" out on anything considering an office job that requires no degree or experience is going to be earning something like £14k a year w/o taxes lmfao Unlike you I don't need to IRC people to come witness your burial every time you get roasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tesco Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Unlike you I don't need to make fake accounts lmfao (remember when you created accounts on ikov (aka game you didn't play) to get attention from me since your parents don't give you any?) Stop lying to everyone, you could barely afford to upgrade your PC never mind get a decent car r0fl here's some simple math for you: £5.13 <- your hourly wage minimum wage for under 21s I'm assuming you're doing college (failing miserably after getting held back) so i'll assume that's 2/3 days you can't work, leaving you with 4 working days a week. I'll assume a normal shift is around 7 hours. in 1 shift you make £35.91 your previous car costs in the range of £900 Assuming you were working 4 days every week for 7 hours a day, it would take you 6 weeks (aka more than a month you dumb fuck) to afford that. You are now claiming to own a car which is worth between 5-10 times that amount, which would put you at 30-60 weeks working to afford it (even though you only started work in july which is less than 60 weeks ago?) Infact it'll take even longer than that considering that isn't even calculated with tax and national insurance being taken off, add like ~20-40% on top of them lmfa0 This wouldn't include tax, insurance and petrol so you're full of brown sticky stuff lmfa0 keep trying spastic there's a reason you don't do good at college Didn't you get rid of your facebook after we found out you look like mr potato head irl wearing a fucking durag lmfao stay muted. How's temping going btw? must be a quiet day if you're on here lmfao I guess that justifies the £14k a year temps like yourself must earn amirite? feel free to correct me btw you seem quite scared to. man ur wrong even about my hourly salary l00000000000000l ur trying legit way too fucking hard for this and ur falling so fucking short its hilarious bro can u even drive stop talkin bout cars when u cant afford a haircut u greasy little rat mfw u couldnt even afford an umbrella when it was raining u wore ur graduation hat hahahahalmfaooooooooooooooo u do know me and iobs are 18/19 and ur 22 sittin there refreshing arguing with teenagersl 0000l how bad is ur life bro i havent got rid of facebook btw its still there rof bro until u can drive dont @ me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iObsession Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 If you had a job that you were proud to have then of course you would tell people about it lmfao Why do you not like talking about your job? Are you not proud of being some kind of temp/3rd line support? I don't really "lose" out on anything considering an office job that requires no degree or experience is going to be earning something like £14k a year w/o taxes lmfao Unlike you I don't need to IRC people to come witness your burial every time you get roasted. By the way (lmfa0) 3rd line support is a specialist role so please go do some fuckin research b4 replyin to me with bollocksMy guy is 22 and still takes the train/bus to go out l000l Now stfu Autolose when a potato masherboy replies sith 8 paragraphs hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iObsession Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Brb in like 4 hours U can give the f5 key a break for a while @@ultama Ty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultama Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 man ur wrong even about my hourly salary l00000000000000l ur trying legit way too fucking hard for this and ur falling so fucking short its hilarious bro can u even drive stop talkin bout cars when u cant afford a haircut u greasy little rat mfw u couldnt even afford an umbrella when it was raining u wore ur graduation hat hahahahalmfaooooooooooooooo u do know me and iobs are 18/19 and ur 22 sittin there refreshing arguing with teenagersl 0000l how bad is ur life bro i havent got rid of facebook btw its still there rof bro until u can drive dont @ me psst @@tesco i'm 21, and it wasn't raining at my graduation and everyone was wearing their graduation hats you dumb fuck l0l btw if you're earning over £155 a week then you're losing like 25% of that to NI & tax. Assuming you work 28 hours a week you'd be on £5.5 an hour which translates to you recieving £116.25 a week. So it probably took you more than 2 months to get your car lmfa0 Want me to buy you one of these so you can neck yourself with? it's M&S Brand You're really easy btw l0l you can't use any kind of intellect to flame because you're cauliflower as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultama Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 By the way (lmfa0) 3rd line support is a specialist role so please go do some fuckin research b4 replyin to me with bollocks My guy is 22 and still takes the train/bus to go out l000l Now stfu Autolose when a potato masherboy replies sith 8 paragraphs hahaha lmfao looks like you "auto lost" because you can't even count paragraphs. Ya I got mixed up with something you'll never be l0l maybe I can call up your temp agency and get you to temp for me dumb indian slave l0l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed_ Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Yep u win cuz u make alt accs to flame hahaha pussy U lose all da time waitingggggg muteee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tesco Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 psst @@tescoi'm 21, and it wasn't raining at my graduation and everyone was wearing their graduation hats you dumb fuck l0lbtw if you're earning over £155 a week then you're losing like 25% of that to NI & tax. Assuming you work 28 hours a week you'd be on £5.5 an hour which translates to you recieving £116.25 a week.So it probably took you more than 2 months to get your car lmfa0Want me to buy you one of these so you can neck yourself with? it's M&S BrandYou're really easy btw l0l you can't use any kind of intellect to flame because you're cauliflower as fuck My guy trying to pree all my income like he's hmrc lmfao you tell me how I bought all my cars on 115 a week?? You don't know half of it and I bet it makes you mad knowing you're wrong lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultama Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 My guy trying to pree all my income like he's hmrc lmfao you tell me how I bought all my cars on 115 a week?? You don't know half of it and I bet it makes you mad knowing you're wrong lmao It makes me laugh knowing that I've reduced you to a mute insomniac who is failing college lmfao. even if you were earning £7 an hour you would only be getting ~£147 a week lmao (which is still over a month for your car btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendall Jenner Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 If you're 21 and still need to take the bus/train to travel anywhere that's embarrassing btw, probably shouldn't be trying to argue with teenagers about their salaries and instead should be focusing on paying for your own driving lessons cause you need them lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Wtf you'all talking about irl jobs? <p></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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