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What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little Supremacyst?? Ill have you know I graduated top rank in The Last Pures, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on  Supremacy.pw and I have over 300 prep wins. I am trained in clan warfare and I'm the top bind sniper in the entire TLP clan. You are nothing to me but just another 1 bang. I will wipe you the fuck out with accuracy the likes of which has never been seen before on Gielinor, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that brown sticky stuff to me over Sharkbrew? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of leaks across IRC and your IP shanty shack is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can 28-0 you over 700 different ways, and that's just with my leather boot. Not only am I extensively trained in F2P combat, but I have access to an entire bank of P2P server gear and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Paki ass off the face of the continent, you little slam. If only you could have known what Zamorakian retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mith full helm. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying for return sets, you goddamn tomato. I will block out the sun with arrows, and drown you in a scim push. You're fucking dead, Supremacy. 

 

 

query [TLP]Tyendinaga for a prep.

Fucking brilliant

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What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little Supremacyst?? Ill have you know I graduated top rank in The Last Pures, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Supremacy.pw and I have over 300 prep wins. I am trained in clan warfare and I'm the top bind sniper in the entire TLP clan. You are nothing to me but just another 1 bang. I will wipe you the fuck out with accuracy the likes of which has never been seen before on Gielinor, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that brown sticky stuff to me over Sharkbrew? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of leaks across IRC and your IP shanty shack is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can 28-0 you over 700 different ways, and that's just with my leather boot. Not only am I extensively trained in F2P combat, but I have access to an entire bank of P2P server gear and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Paki ass off the face of the continent, you little slam. If only you could have known what Zamorakian retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mith full helm. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying for return sets, you goddamn tomato. I will block out the sun with arrows, and drown you in a scim push. You're fucking dead, Supremacy.

 

 

 

Brilliant fiction story, still doesn't change the fact u pulled 25

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