tesco

Just a few points I wanted some information on about the legitimacy of this cauliflower ass tournament hosted by @Andre`
 
scheduling / default times? No default times or dates were set if the matches didn't happen before the time period in which all clans had to complete their minis. TLP asked RD every day / most hours each day to mini RD for the 10v10 but when RD goes running to the host 20 minutes before the time runs out (supposedly after waiting up into the night for GMT and not even querying TLP for the 10v10) they asked for TLP to forfeit since we "refused" to do the war. We were then told we have 2 minutes to mass up and fight with whatever we can even if we pull less than 10, because the judges would rule in RD's favour even though RD tactically planned out to forfeit TLP. From this point, @Andre` pressured TLP into doing a 10v10 with literally anybody they could find - even inactive members who don't even like to P2P. Bottom line is regulations weren't in place for the tournament nor was any room for compromise - we were told fight or forfeit even though RD avoided us the first two days.
free passes Nobody can deny that FOE have a lot of free passes to finals and semi-finals of the 30v30 / 50v50 fights vs TLP/EOP with no actual reasoning in place. The host of this tournament is also hosted by a FOE member. Coincidence? 
general bias The bias shown by the actual host @Andre` is quite cauliflower. He also welcomes bias and freely talked about it earlier; he said to me on teamspeak that "if eop was in this position he wouldn't be open to fighting it right now, he'd straight up DQ them due to EOP "not showing respect to him".
unprofessionalism it seems that nobody actually knows how to run a simple fucking tournament judging by Slushpuppy's idea of the 50v50's. The seeds were drawn for CP vs FOE and EOP vs TLP yet slush wishes to dictate the matches be FOE vs TLP and EOP vs CP - what is the point of random seeding if you are going to dictate the matches? 
Another point would be BW are allowed to multi-clan with RD but when it comes to Panda, they weren't allowed to fight for both TLP and Panda. bias again.
 
Overall, this is fucking cauliflower & i am requesting a new host for the next tournament or any future Sharkbrew events cos the current host has a fucking minuscule brain.
 
 
23:29:04 | <[TLP]TESCO> like 23:29:06 | <[TLP]TESCO> cmon u know its bullbrown sticky stuff l 23:29:13 | <[TLP]TESCO> none of them even pmed us all day to mini 23:29:17 | <[TLP]TESCO> so hows that fair they get the win? 23:29:34 | <[Andre]> listen , from the mediators stand point 23:29:35 | <[Andre]> tlp has 2 more mins 23:29:36 | <[Andre]> to get 10   [11:13pm] Range_Grudge: [11:12pm] [Andre]: You were going to get the loss if you didn't fight right then and there. [11:13pm] Range_Grudge: [11:12pm] [Andre]: all the mediators said it. [11:13pm] Range_Grudge: [11:12pm] [Andre]: So.

Just a few points I wanted some information on about the legitimacy of this cauliflower ass tournament hosted by @Andre`
 
scheduling / default times? No default times or dates were set if the matches didn't happen before the time period in which all clans had to complete their minis. TLP asked RD every day / most hours each day to mini RD for the 10v10 but when RD goes running to the host 20 minutes before the time runs out (supposedly after waiting up into the night for GMT and not even querying TLP for the 10v10) they asked for TLP to forfeit since we "refused" to do the war. We were then told we have 2 minutes to mass up and fight with whatever we can even if we pull less than 10, because the judges would rule in RD's favour even though RD tactically planned out to forfeit TLP. From this point, @Andre` pressured TLP into doing a 10v10 with literally anybody they could find - even inactive members who don't even like to P2P. Bottom line is regulations weren't in place for the tournament nor was any room for compromise - we were told fight or forfeit even though RD avoided us the first two days.
free passes Nobody can deny that FOE have a lot of free passes to finals and semi-finals of the 30v30 / 50v50 fights vs TLP/EOP with no actual reasoning in place. The host of this tournament is also hosted by a FOE member. Coincidence? 
general bias The bias shown by the actual host @Andre` is quite cauliflower. He also welcomes bias and freely talked about it earlier; he said to me on teamspeak that "if eop was in this position he wouldn't be open to fighting it right now, he'd straight up DQ them due to EOP "not showing respect to him".
unprofessionalism it seems that nobody actually knows how to run a simple fucking tournament judging by Slushpuppy's idea of the 50v50's. The seeds were drawn for CP vs FOE and EOP vs TLP yet slush wishes to dictate the matches be FOE vs TLP and EOP vs CP - what is the point of random seeding if you are going to dictate the matches? 
Another point would be BW are allowed to multi-clan with RD but when it comes to Panda, they weren't allowed to fight for both TLP and Panda. bias again.
 
Overall, this is fucking cauliflower & i am requesting a new host for the next tournament or any future Sharkbrew events cos the current host has a fucking minuscule brain.
 
 
23:29:04 | <[TLP]TESCO> like 23:29:06 | <[TLP]TESCO> cmon u know its bullbrown sticky stuff l 23:29:13 | <[TLP]TESCO> none of them even pmed us all day to mini 23:29:17 | <[TLP]TESCO> so hows that fair they get the win? 23:29:34 | <[Andre]> listen , from the mediators stand point 23:29:35 | <[Andre]> tlp has 2 more mins 23:29:36 | <[Andre]> to get 10   [11:13pm] Range_Grudge: [11:12pm] [Andre]: You were going to get the loss if you didn't fight right then and there. [11:13pm] Range_Grudge: [11:12pm] [Andre]: all the mediators said it. [11:13pm] Range_Grudge: [11:12pm] [Andre]: So.

Official Clan Declaration

 

Name of your clan:

 

TLP

 

 

 

Name of clan you are declaring on:

mayhem

 

 

Attach screenshot of your clan's memberlist(MANDATORY screenshot, no links):

 



 

Attach screenshot of declared clan's memberlist(MANDATORY screenshot, no links):

 



 

 

Fight server type(omit one): F2P

 

Combat cap(Ignore if HPC):

 

(ans)

 

Minimum opt count(50% of Memberlist):

 

 

46.5 for m, we'll do w/e tho

 

Def cap:

 

1

 

Other rules:

 

i guess next week

this is true lmfao, mpc is 100x more relevant and not full of retards at all

no1 likes u

pm [TLP]TESCO on irc to set up a p2p prep ( MPC OR HPC VS RUIN / TLP )
 
thank u

I'll post Rage leaderboards for Ruin.
 
Ruin wins

Any clan hanuman is involved in is an utter disaster. Leave before it's too late.

Fo already posted a topic

remember when sv used to say this lmao?

ur starting to sound like a broken record

Grat Tesco, looked easy

lmfao spy master tesco wins again

Leave the pointless topics to Eop forums @@Togo

why are you trying to be dull so bad lmao

Word on the street is Ex-Mayhem Council Wardy was unable to even make it to the opening date of Mayhem due to terrible leadership and a cancer community and decided to leave. If this is true, what does this mean for Mayhem going forward especially considering he was their best rank?
 
Not to mention this topic made a couple days ago in Sv member boards discussing their re-opening as an HPC in the near future, things do not appear to be looking up. (49 people out of Mayhem's 93 man memberlist are currently in SV or expected to rejoin.)

stay obsessed bundle of twigsgots, would never join that piece of brown sticky stuff clan

Who will win in the first prep in the obviously upcoming rivalry with TLP and mayhem?

 

 

Will it be a clean sweep?

 

I personally think mayhem is gonna get completely obliterated, pretty much like any clan that previously stood in TLP's way lol

He's kinda right. Imperial never beat severance in a prep. The people in both clans gain lots of hype and then when a real challenge comes along they lose the hype.

you guys are neglecting the fact that nobody has had any major victories over TLP since hanu got kicked
in fact, if hanu was still here TLP would be dead
 
i commend the ranks for doing what they did & if you disagree you're as braindead as hanubundle of twigs and anybody who jumped ships with him
brainwashed and "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" applies here
 
i'd be pissed off too if the only decent clan there is right now kicked me whilst i was leader
 
SUCKS LOL
 
1/3 of trauma are spies & bandwagonners/recruiters for their lpc/mpc and will leave after a week or two
the pulls will slowly diminish until hanuman finally gets up out of his computer chair, takes off his onesie and decides to go back to his parent's soap factory
 
broccoli i hope u choke on the soap after dropping it

mfw i didnt even make this thread
 
keep my name in ur mouth potato masherboys

mfw i didnt even make this thread
 
keep my name in ur mouth potato masherboys

there whole memberlist is a rank?

@@Moni @@tesco @@Robbyy @@Finest @ir0ny 
 
gl boys i still love u all the same