cole

so u had 74 but then tlp had a +10 advantage and you're saying tlp only pulled 60. do you believe what you type lol

Tlp getting flamed on a topic unrelated to tlp.
 
Lots of publicity when you're on the top.

In the wise words of Fi...
 
2014 2015 2016 2017 is ours

i've literally bullied you into a corner to the point where the brown sticky stuff you say isn't even true lmfao stay ez private server noob @@cole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhlA0MTEQ24

 

One of the five founders of the current #1 runescape pure clan, The Last Pures, gives a speech on the past accomplishments of his clan, its origin, and its anticipated glory of the future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhlA0MTEQ24

 

One of the five founders of the current #1 runescape pure clan, The Last Pures, gives a speech on the past accomplishments of his clan, its origin, and its anticipated glory of the future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhlA0MTEQ24

 

One of the five founders of the current #1 runescape pure clan, The Last Pures, gives a speech on the past accomplishments of his clan, its origin, and its anticipated glory of the future.

fuck bonesaw, we got Soron. 

Great speech imo, not like the justin beibery ones we see nowadays with kids screaming down their mics. I am very pride to be TLP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhlA0MTEQ24

 

One of the five founders of the current #1 runescape pure clan, The Last Pures, gives a speech on the past accomplishments of his clan, its origin, and its anticipated glory of the future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhlA0MTEQ24

 

One of the five founders of the current #1 runescape pure clan, The Last Pures, gives a speech on the past accomplishments of his clan, its origin, and its anticipated glory of the future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhlA0MTEQ24

 

One of the five founders of the current #1 runescape pure clan, The Last Pures, gives a speech on the past accomplishments of his clan, its origin, and its anticipated glory of the future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhlA0MTEQ24

 

One of the five founders of the current #1 runescape pure clan, The Last Pures, gives a speech on the past accomplishments of his clan, its origin, and its anticipated glory of the future.

group us with rd again and u might have some problems smh put that on my momma

you put alot of effort into a brown sticky stuff clan (one of which you got booted from like 3 times lmfao)

this is too easy

Can't say I'd expect a sovereign member to read at more than a third grade level anyway, so this comes at no surprise that this was a bit difficult for you to decipher. 
Congratulations, once again, to TLP.

Hey guys, it's your friendly neighbourhood salad eater here.
I'm here to discuss the correlation between clans who have positioned themselves against a clan who was way out of their league and slumping.

Members of the anti-TLP alliance:
foc - Reduced to sharing team capes with other members of the anti-TLP alliance as well as promoting ex-ranks of the now defunct mpc Control to their leaderboard. Need I say anymore?

sv - a once big fish in a small pond (see: mpc scene) embarrassed by the Blue Giant; TLP. Their pulls have seen tremendous slumps, going from 115-45, as well as mass demotions amongst their incompetent leadership. Also a part of the two clan alliance that has been sharing a team cape recently and feeding wins to the #1 pure clan TLP, most recently being banned from the wilderness and forced to fight in clan wars with their minion clan foc as a result of their clan being so extremely spy ridden(leaderboards leak coming soon).

fi - YES THIS CLAN IS STILL OPEN LMAO. The leadership, cited by current legends + supreme elders to be the worst leadership in fatality history, is currently living up to expectations. fi managed to peak at 35 people to todays P2P trip and are in the midst of losing their 24th rivalry to EoP. They are also on a 250+ day losing streak to TLP, for those interested.

cp - yes, this clan is still open as well. They are currently enjoying their annual slump at the hands of TLP which is indicating no signs of an end unless another mass merge with an lpc occurs, presumedly Olympus. Goodluck Bvg on leader, my fingers are crossed for you.


Clans not in the anti-TLP alliance:
TLP(obviously)- Currently at an all time peak of their 10+ year history. Although the current competition is so far below the par that has been set pre-eoc, TLP are showing extreme signs of domination that rival MM at it's peak.

Rd/EoP- I will be grouping these two clans together as they are currently both at similar levels of competion in their respective servers. Both are making seamless transitions out of minor slumps due to the fact that they have not antagonized the Blue Beasts and are looking to start pushing into the top 3. Gratz RD and gratz EoP.

Sup- Sup have really been improving recently, most likely due to the fact that they having been getting easy wins over lesser clans as well as a certain ex-TLP Warlord helping with the organization. At this rate Sup is looking to relieve their glory days, albeit short, as a direct result of not crossing the paths of the Kings of Pure Clanning.


As can been seen from the above findings, there is an irrefutable correlation between clans that have made an effort to dethrone TLP and near clan closing slumps.

My question today is; will a clan attempt to break out of the anti-TLP alliance in search of greener (in this case bluer) pastures? Clanning experts have likened this situation to Damage Incorporated breaking out of the vr+df2+di alliance the was formed against RoT over the past two years, also stating that it does not look good for the clan who first leaves in order to rekindle their relationship with TLP as Hanuman does not forgive nor forget.

My money is currently on fi. The clan that is only still open to this day because the ex-TLP leader and current elder Cory|Gotchoback had enough caring and compassion in his heart to decide it would be so. Will the current abysmal fatality leadership be forced to bend the knee to The Last Pures once again?

Guess we will see, stay tuned.

i cant believe im a part of the same species as you autists

would be fun but nobody would do it

I came back home today after a long day of treating patients at my office (I'm a dentist) when I stumbled across multiple topics made by Sv members.  After initially thinking that these topics were posted for valid reasons, I used my deductive reasoning skills to determine the reason's for these topics being posted and have come to the following conclusions:
 
 
 
Conclusion 1: Sv are trying to regain momentum after being dicked by TLP the past two weekends (Sv won't prep TLP either because TLP has better quality and Sv can't bring mains to clan wars).
 
 
 
Conclusion 2: Sv ranks are trying to overcome their slump by posting hype topics to make their clan look better when in actuality Sv is slumping harder than Braden's tits (confirmed on stream).  When Sv first entered the hpc scene, they pulled over 100 people, now they pull 40's and are too scared to prep anyone (Sv has worse quality BY FAR).  It is rumored that Sv has still yet to win a prep in over 3 months (can someone confirm?).
 
 
 
Conclusion 3: Sv ranks are tired of losing so they sit on sharkbrew trying to win at something (they lose at pretty much everything) by getting as many replies to their topic as possible (confirmed by Sv Fudog, proof is here - http://www.sharkbrew.com/community/index.php?/topic/16649-fudogs-words-of-wisdom-how-to-get-on-the-most-active-replies/). Congrats Sv, at least you are good at something!
 
 
 
Conclusion 4: Sv ranks are trying to gain momentum after having a lot of instability in their rank structure when [sv]Babalanka stepped down for the 5th time after getting bullied by [EoP] clan (won a fullout this past year while Sv accomplished nothing).  In addition,  Tripluh has also decided to step down because of Sv's slump. Instead of persevering through Sv's hardship of getting dominated by TLP, he has decided to pursue his life long dream of dropping a mixtape with the help of [sv]Hittin.  He is tired of working at mcdonalds and wishes to make a change in his life (good for you buddy!).
 
 
These are my conclusions as to why Sv are posting so many topics on sharkbrew.  What do you guys think?
 
 
- Corruption,
Proud Elite Member of Corrupt Pures,
3.97 GPA (Cum Laude Honors),
Harvard University

i honestly feel like sv is trolling at this point because i really hope you guys don't actually think you're competing or posing any sort of challenge for tlp in any way whatsoever. if you do think that, god bless you

this is why lpc are fucking broccolied lmao

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i was so high i was seeing 2 clans in one cape