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This is your response to this terrible weekend u had? Thanks for making it easy.

GJ Envy, apparently u teamed on fo with eop?
:joy: 

Saturday, 16th May, 2018; We rolled out with 65 elites, later peaking at 70 without dropping a single person for the entirety of our trip. Seeing as EOP got rid of @DULL we knew that the amount of mains/tanks they'd have today would be cut in half automatically. Going into today's trip we understood that what we would be going up against (80 EOP 20 Defence and 10-15 Tanks), this didn't shake us one bit, matter of fact we KNEW that coming out on top despite these several disadvantages was possible. We were prepared for the fact that they wouldn't try entertain us in a wilderness level where their tanks would be rendered useless, it was a huge gamble we took but nevertheless we prevailed.
YOU were killed today down 11 people by a 1-5 defence pure clan. No matter how many defence levels you train will never put you on the same level as us. We truly are and will remain THE BEST PURE clan to have ever set foot on this game.

For some reason EOP felt that a +11 advantage as well as 25 defence wasn't enough:
 
YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ON OUR LEVEL YOU FUCKING PUSSIES LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
BEST OF LUCK TOMORROW!!!

 



Got word that EOP were sitting on top of 18 Ports with 75 people awaiting for us to rush them in order to try gain more of an advantage since defending is more favorable for them. We rushed in down seven swinging the tide of the fight to +6 within a matter of seconds, Envy instantly crashed from the west to aid EOP as they were in dire need of assistance. A movement to the tele spot was called, both clans followed focusing blue and only blue which led our opts to drop lower and lower. As we strategically positioned ourselves in a favorable spot, Envy was forced to camp the Teleport spot. EOP were stuck playing around with their dicks, grew bored of it and finally rushed us west of the tele spot. Our numbers rised back to what we initially rushed with whilst EOP's opts kept on lowering similar to the same speed of the initial rush. We pushed them back multiple times to the return spots as they hoped to gain opts, it didn't seem to work for them, they eventually grew so sick of fighting us that they ran 3 mini maps away LMFAO. 
FOE Starting: 66 (1-5 Defence Pures)
EOP Starting: 73 (1-25 Defence Pures)
FOE Ending:  65 (1-5 Defence Pures)
EOP Ending: 45 (1-25 Defence Pures)
 

After 10 minutes of chasing EOP across the entire wilderness from sperm to bandits, there was no where for them to run. We met them east bandits with 68 in game to their 75 and from the very beginning we took the edge. After being up for about 2 minutes they went into panic mode and started forcing their members to mass log on tanks and mains but it wasn't enough to stop us. Having better members, we managed to completely probe their mith and rune despite being outnumbered. At multiple points in the fight we were completely steamrolling them and bullying them around bandits. We were the clear winner as we watched the fight end with EOP running away from us. It is truly concerning that a clan with that much mith and mains can be beaten so hard by a clean 1 defense clan. After a 40 minute beatdown, we showed yet again that we are #1.
FOE Starting: 70 (1-5 Defence Pures)
EOP Starting: 80 (1-25 Defence Pures)
FOE Ending: 69 (1-5 Defence Pures)
EOP Ending: 48 (1-25 Defence Pures)

 
 







 


 

 

















 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 

A direct response to @zmaj's latest topic:
Hereby order of ERUPTION OF PURES, Final Ownage is to remove Jamz from their clan. If RSN "demote danny" attends trips on and after Sunday, June 17, 2018 necessary actions will be taken.

tr3yway shit nigga

I'll let the reactions speak for themselves Remy lol

I'll let the reactions speak for themselves Remy lol

Everyone knows this isn't going to happen without you giving EoP a wilderness fight, MATCHED.
Your a clan wars clan, EoP is a wilderness clan. When you are ready to have a matched pkri, any opts (you choose, we will sit to match you), in OUR home (GDZ), you can get a fight in YOUR home (clan wars).
You can sit there and use the excuses of mains all you want, but you just won't get what you want. If you're scared of EoP bringing mains, the whole community is here to witness it.
Once ready, feel free to PM me, debb or Tyler on Discord.
70v70 F2P Pkri at GDZ (last clan standing wins, WILDERNESS)
70v70 F2P Prep at clan wars (knockout, CLAN WARS)

The following is confidential information released from the School of Pure Clanning after a student was found to be falsifying their results on the Pure Community website "Sharkbrew". 
Doctor Professor Koshar IcyB, an expert and lecturer at the school, commented that the student is simply trying to cope with his struggles of his first year back at university and "wants to look good in front of his classmates".

Mus is literally my son i raised him.. miss u mus 

Less sharkbrew, more family time

@debb has been paying this freak only 5m a trip since EOP reopened lmao.
Unfortunately, this individual has ceased leaking in FOM. I think FOM ranks will be able to figure out who this and swiftly remove him from the clan.

Inshallah one day you realise the community thinks your a laughing stock

relax bro

i cant fucking read lmao

Dude you use the same 3 memes/gifs every post. If you've got enough time to write all this, you've got some spare time to find some new gifs, lets get creative.

man got all the receipts