CP EVENT HISTORY
God damn did CP have a good trip today. The MIGHTY MOSS GIANTS rampaged the wilderness with PEAKING AT 85 fucked up looking tree ents. We fought FOE x2, EOP x2, SUP, FI, TLP x(Whatever doesn't matter these clans suck l0l).
If you're from a different clan and had a brown sticky stuffty trip, reconsider your life choices and join Corrupt Pures.
Shout outs
- To SixRings for bullying out an individual
- To the smith that forges the runite for EOP's mains. He had a busy day today.
- Foe for the fights.
- to LT tactics
- To the retired members and elders that cared enough to show up today. You guys are the real MVP!
Jordai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vKvrMiQ188
@Andre'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqrnT6pA0S8
First fight of the day was against Final Ownage, who had about +15 on us. We clashed east of the bandits entrance, and the fight was pretty stagnant. Neither clan could clearly get an edge, despite FOE's initial opts advantage. We left midway when our informants told us that a certain main clan was planning to crash.
CP Starting: 70
FOE starting: 85
CP Ending: 62
FOE Ending: 78
If there's one thing I did not miss the the pure community, its this:
What EOP fails to recognize is that they're just prolonging the inevitable. Your memberbase is garbage, your calling and tactics are #archaic.
We ran into them at mossies, and initially we were up 7 but then the mains put their capes on and they outnumbered us by about 10. The fight was back and forth. EOP then decided to move north like some @@Ted tactics, and we pushed right on top of them killing about 5 pures. The fight was still going when FOE crashed.
FORESHADOW ALERT: EOP DIES LATER TODAY.
CP Starting: 76
CP Ending: 72
EOP Starting: Pures or mains sir?
EOP Ending: 15 pures 30 mains
I love flaming EOP on topics. Not only are they really easy to make fun of, but they're so incompetent that flaming them is like flaming Redemption: Giving them the hand in Handicapped.
And on a side note, how fucking annoying was it today that EOP wouldn't come down below 40 wild? Honestly, in the multiple times that FOE was at Chaos Altar, they could have gone balls deep an fought us. MULTIPLE TIMES.
WE FUCKING CUNT PUNTED THESE KIDS LIKE [EOP]SOLO's JOB PROSPECTS. We shat on EOP, grabbing [EoP]Dull by his greasy hair and swinging him around the place. We moved north so that when FOE crashed, EOP would take the brunt of the hits.
AND MY GOD DID THEY LOL - THEY SHATTERED
CP Starting: 84
CP Ending: 77
EOP Starting: 77
EOP Ending: 30?
FOE Starting: 87
FOE Ending: Who cares they crashed
What really annoyed me about this fight was that Fi and Doom are just really bad at organizing themselves. FI dd'd south of the bandit entrance to let Doom hit them (retards).
As soon as they hit them we swept in like white walkers chasing after the one eyed crow. We walked them to single after decimating their pulls.
CP Starting: 68
CP Ending: 68
FI & Doom Starting: 70 together? I don't know, it's slump numbers.
& Others
It was a cluster of clans duking it out near Corp. It looked cancerous, and boy was it ever. Mains were everywhere, pure clans moved without any coherent thought.
That's when CP rushed in.
With our scimitars we purified these scummy lands of EOP, sandwiching them between FOE and us. We turned our attention to Supremacy as they started hitting us with half our numbers, so we quickly sat them down. Then we turned to FOE.
Now repeat that 3 times and you have yourself a cluster.
In short, we killed kids in a very cancerous environment.
CP starting: 72
CP Ending: 59
Out of all the victories today, this fight was clearly the finest hour for CP. We started the fight with 20 less than FOE, but clans forget this crucial information.
Mossies gives us +15 to all attributes. It is equivalent to a legendary RPG item.
We held FOE despite being down 20 until EOP crashed with their irrelevance. It was a good showing - Thank you for the fights u brit bongs lel
CP Starting: 49
CP Ending: 45
FOE Starting: 68
FOE Ending: 62
BEFORE STARTING THE PICTURES:
THIS farmer ANTONIO HAD ONE FUCKING PICTURE. ONE! YOU HAD THE WHOLE TRIP TO GET PICS U SCUMBAG #BUILDTHEWALL.
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