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justin beiber lmfao refer 2 sig

who thinks of all these justin beiber spams in fo LMFAO fucking nerds

p2p has been cancer especially over the past 12 months or so, literally wouldn't be a bad idea even though i don't really like f2p tbh

no1 cares broccoli

sooner the pure clan scene dies the better, you are legit all cancer

lmfao i remember when fi/fo used to use same team capes against tlp last year(and they lost lmfao) gj on ur wins today cp

you're losing a rivalry to cp @@HolyDreams lmfao, time to hang up the boots buddy

really shows how much of a 2k15 clanner you are if you think TLP has ever been in the dirt buddy. we have always been a better clan than any clan you will hop to. btw i know that you're 4rn because I had to listen to sv's garbage ass awkward ts every event you had and i heard you pipe up a few times b4 i muted you lmfao

better to close rather than drag a clan through the dirt(aka the whole of sv's existence lmfao) also your first line makes no sense you fucking broccoli lmfao, relied on stats/def yet had the best quality and organization in the game? dumb irish kid lmfao

TLP(125) vs sv+their mains(100~) and fo in MM capes(30~, yes they were really slumping that bad) LOL. TLP wins again despite the disadvantages and proves why they deserve their spot as one of the greatest of all time. (Live Audio Included Of SV Losing To A potato masherboy Btw Lol)

no

stfu

fo won nothing lol?

not surprised, those kids are legit autistic lmfao

Firstly I would like to say, gratz EoP on securing #2 matched today. It really just goes to show the difference having a competent leadership can have on a clan. But on to the main message of my post: Early this morning it was discovered that ANOTHER ex-fatality leader(101 Sins) has applied for the almighty TLP. Whilst his era was not quite the most succesful, the majority of current fatality legends consider it vastly greater than what the current leadership has accomplished(in the midst of losing their 33rd rivalry to EoP), and are also contemplating making the switch as well. As TLP gets stronger, the anti-TLP alliance continues to get undeniably weaker. For the uninformed; Fo severed their ties with the alliance yesterday after Revan called his main clan Ancient Fury to aid Fatality during an inter-alliance P2P wilderness fight (confirmed by logs, thanks Swelly). Although the chances of fo recovering from their current slump is slim to none, it is comforting knowing [CT]Jack acknowledges the mistakes his predecessors, along with himself, have made and is doing his best to make amends. Which leaves Sv, the clan that has been severely crippled over the past month by a series of horrible decisions within the leadership. What will SV do now that their minion clan fo has left them and fatality is essentially a stepping stone clan that feeds TLP their best members? (See: the 15+ members that TLP has acquired from fi over the past year, including multiple leaders and high councils). Is there a chance that Sovereign can salvage this broken alliance from it's near death, or will it go down in history as a tiny footnote on the long list of clans that united against the Gods of pure clanning TLP and failed miserably?

Can't say I'd expect a sovereign member to read at more than a third grade level anyway, so this comes at no surprise that this was a bit difficult for you to decipher. Congratulations, once again, to TLP.

Hey guys, it's your friendly neighbourhood salad eater here. I'm here to discuss the correlation between clans who have positioned themselves against a clan who was way out of their league and slumping. Members of the anti-TLP alliance: foc - Reduced to sharing team capes with other members of the anti-TLP alliance as well as promoting ex-ranks of the now defunct mpc Control to their leaderboard. Need I say anymore? sv - a once big fish in a small pond (see: mpc scene) embarrassed by the Blue Giant; TLP. Their pulls have seen tremendous slumps, going from 115-45, as well as mass demotions amongst their incompetent leadership. Also a part of the two clan alliance that has been sharing a team cape recently and feeding wins to the #1 pure clan TLP, most recently being banned from the wilderness and forced to fight in clan wars with their minion clan foc as a result of their clan being so extremely spy ridden(leaderboards leak coming soon). fi - YES THIS CLAN IS STILL OPEN LMAO. The leadership, cited by current legends + supreme elders to be the worst leadership in fatality history, is currently living up to expectations. fi managed to peak at 35 people to todays P2P trip and are in the midst of losing their 24th rivalry to EoP. They are also on a 250+ day losing streak to TLP, for those interested. cp - yes, this clan is still open as well. They are currently enjoying their annual slump at the hands of TLP which is indicating no signs of an end unless another mass merge with an lpc occurs, presumedly Olympus. Goodluck Bvg on leader, my fingers are crossed for you. Clans not in the anti-TLP alliance: TLP(obviously)- Currently at an all time peak of their 10+ year history. Although the current competition is so far below the par that has been set pre-eoc, TLP are showing extreme signs of domination that rival MM at it's peak. Rd/EoP- I will be grouping these two clans together as they are currently both at similar levels of competion in their respective servers. Both are making seamless transitions out of minor slumps due to the fact that they have not antagonized the Blue Beasts and are looking to start pushing into the top 3. Gratz RD and gratz EoP. Sup- Sup have really been improving recently, most likely due to the fact that they having been getting easy wins over lesser clans as well as a certain ex-TLP Warlord helping with the organization. At this rate Sup is looking to relieve their glory days, albeit short, as a direct result of not crossing the paths of the Kings of Pure Clanning. As can been seen from the above findings, there is an irrefutable correlation between clans that have made an effort to dethrone TLP and near clan closing slumps. My question today is; will a clan attempt to break out of the anti-TLP alliance in search of greener (in this case bluer) pastures? Clanning experts have likened this situation to Damage Incorporated breaking out of the vr+df2+di alliance the was formed against RoT over the past two years, also stating that it does not look good for the clan who first leaves in order to rekindle their relationship with TLP as Hanuman does not forgive nor forget. My money is currently on fi. The clan that is only still open to this day because the ex-TLP leader and current elder Cory|Gotchoback had enough caring and compassion in his heart to decide it would be so. Will the current abysmal fatality leadership be forced to bend the knee to The Last Pures once again? Guess we will see, stay tuned.

As we all know, TLP reopened early last year and after a slow start, cemented their spot as #1 pure clan where they have remained ever since. As well as managing to win a multitude of rivalries such as; -Fatality x2 The first rivalry in which TLP really flourished, managing to drop fi's pulls by 20, acquiring their core members and forcing lil nick to quit the clan, purchase a $500 camera and start injecting steroids in hopes of being the next zyzz. In early 2016 the rivalry was rekindled after Fatality managed to make their way out of the 8 month slump @@BUTPLAY had put them in. Unfortunately this one was also shortlived as TLP defeated Fi in a grueling return fight at gdz where over 5 clans as well as mains were in the team-37 cape. A week later Fi had dropped back down to pulling 50s, lil nick and his dog @@Halloween skittering away with their tails between their legs. -Corrupt Pures Probably the biggest challenge TLP has encountered so far as CP know no bounds when it comes to mass recruiting and bringing mains. Unfortunately CP's quality was way below par, after 16 consecutive wins and 3 months of straight beatings in the F2P wilderness (Cp never once dared to fight TLP in P2P) the rivalry was put to rest as Lt Sam and friends could just not keep up. - final ownage A once great clan, brought to its knees by the mighty wolfpack. Fo went from dominating both servers to becoming a ghost of its 2014 former self(closing as a result of terrible leadership). After being bullied to the point of sub-35 pulls, fo's horrible leadership were forced to decline a fullout vs the almighty TLP as they had no confidence in their members and no elders to rely on when they needed them most. Things became so dire that at one stage, fo's own high council @@HolyDreams came crying into TLP ts begging for Hanuman to release him from the chains he had been put in. This resulted in him mass leaking fo leaderboards(These can be viewed on The Last Pures website) in an attempt to be allowed a chance to join the real #1 pure clan, which was swiftly denied. Ever since that fateful day fo has cancelled an astounding 8 F2P trips as well as failing to pull higher than 60% of their memberlist to any trip, meanwhile TLP is arguably at its highest point in its near 10 year history. - Sovereign Ah yes, good old SV. The clan that has cycled between the lpc/hpc/main scenes more times than @'s small brain can count. Within 5 weeks, Sv's pull had dropped dramatically(115>42) at the hands of The Last Pures, once again confirming TLP's place as the gods of pure clanning. So my question to you today is; will a clan ever be able to take TLP's rightful spot at #1 or will they remain there for the rest of their days?