Justin's Professor

Congratulations TLP, keep up the good work.

Hello SharkBrew, After analyzing the aftermath topics from this past weekend I would like to thank The Last Pures for making Justin log off of Runescape early on both Saturday and Sunday. He was able to maintain his C- average on his test earlier today. I am truly appreciative for all of the efforts from the clan mentioned above and the positive messages I have received from the SharkBrew community (my inbox has been flooded over the past week). After taking Justin under my wing when he dropped out of high school, I have seen him go through many highs and lows academically. He used to complain to me all the time about how his internet would keep going on and off throughout the day, so I decided to give him written exams instead of ones on the internet. To be honest with you when his internet was unstable he was at the pinnacle of his academic career scoring low B averages on nearly every test. Unfortunately he has gotten his internet situation resolved and now he is doing significantly worse academically. Sunday evening I was just about to call it a night and hop into bed with my Bangladeshi bombshell when I received a few messages from concerned members of Justin’s clan Sovereign (I will keep them anonymous for obvious reasons). I was relieved to hear that they shared the same concerns as me and after Sovereign’s boring trips this weekend even they thought Justin should have utilized that time studying for my test. Hopefully more Sovereign members will talk to Justin and convince him that he should be studying instead of playing video games 12+ hours a day. Anyways members of The Last Pures please keep up the good work. I know there is still a small glimmer of hope left for Justin, and it is going to take a continuous effort from you to insure he passes my class let alone graduates from dental school. I refuse to give up on him and neither should you. Please message me if you are ever in Bangladesh, I will let you have your pick from any of these Bangladeshi treats: Sincerely, Justin's Professor

I have a PhD and two Master's degree, these three paragraphs took me less than 5 minutes to type. I will take as much time out of my day that is needed to help rally the change Justin needs to make to his lifestyle.

Hello SharkBrew community, I am not sure if Justin realizes the golden opportunity he has right beneath his feet. Having the opportunity to be a white dentist in Bangladesh is unheard of. Even if by American standards Justin would be a sub-par dentist at best, he still has an opportunity to be one of the greatest dentists in Bangladesh history. Think of all the broken Bangladeshi smiles that Justin could be repairing and cleaning if only he applied himself. I am making this topic because Justin has just failed another one of my exams. I wanted to uncover why Justin scored so poorly (one of the worse test grades I have ever seen in my 36 years of teaching) and I believe I have identified a cause. After analyzing the aftermath topics from this weekend I am positive the reason he failed so miserably was because he spent precious hours Saturday and Sunday playing video games with his clan and not allocating his time more productively to prepare for my test. At this time I would like to commend the following clans: The Last Pures, Eruption of Pures, and Doom for taking on Justin's clan this weekend. From my unbiased Bangladeshi eyes I was able to see video evidence of Sovereign being defeated for the majority of the weekend. I just wish Justin would have known when to hang up the towel and call it a day instead of not accepting defeat for hours only to eventually give up. I am truly grateful for all of the positive messages I have received from the SharkBrew community (my inbox was flooded). For all of the clans mentioned above, I know there is still a small glimmer of hope left for Justin and it is going to take a continuous effort from all of you to insure he passed my class let alone graduates from dental school. I refuse to give up on him and neither should you. For a little extra motivation I want to share with you some of the Bangladeshi smiles Justin could be fixing: Thank you for all of your efforts, Justin's Professor

Many thanks for all of the messages, please keep them coming... Justin's future depends on it!

This is not a joke Justin! After I took you under my wing, this is how you act? My inbox is being flooded with messages from all of your SharkBrew friends, they are certainly concerned about your future and out of everyone you should be too!

Hello SharkBrew, I made this forums account because I noticed Justin browsing the SharkBrew website instead of paying attention to yesterday's lecture. I want to let you know that Justin is struggling to maintain a C average in my class. I believe the reason is because he is playing way too many video games and not studying my text book. Please I beg of you, if you care about Justin's future you will try and speak to him about increasing his effort level in school and decreasing his time spent playing video games. If you will, please send me a private message on SharkBrew if you see Justin playing video games and I will handle the rest. Anyone who helps me help Justin will be rewarded greatly for their efforts. I will give you the finest Bangladeshi females money can buy and I will give you enough taka (Bangladesh currency) to have one heck of a night on the town. Not to mention I make very good Bangladeshi breakfast, which will help you recover from the wild night. I thank you in advance, Justin's Professor

Justin is currently failing my lecture.